UberNativity (1819 hits)
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Rating: 1.44 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Christmas Scourge (View user info) at 2006-12-20 20:02:14 EST
Well, UberTree was a bust this year.
Who needs that pagan tree worship anyway? Bunch of fucking godless heathens. UberNativity would make a better bandwagon, I think. And I'm never wrong. Not that any of you could top this masterful work anyway.
Merry Christmas Bart
Merry Christmas circle jerk friends, I'll +2 you forever.
Merry Christmas Method
Merry Christmas noonie
Merry Christmas apollo
Merry Christmas gabbly people
Merrry Christmas Uber, I'd fuck your mouth if you had one.
Your butt too.
User Reviews
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-04 15:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheer.
Up.
(Try hard liquor - it always works for me)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-24 23:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LUV YOU SCOUERGERUMSZ........
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas, Ric Flairs.
Merry Christmas, wifey.
Merry Christmas, circle jerk.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-21 15:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry christmas to you too
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-21 13:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice ass method
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-12-21 12:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You spread x-mas joy
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-21 10:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-12-21 10:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 Scourge
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, i didn't see this. marry christmas scourge darling. :D
get the kiddies drunk for auntie noonie wouldja?
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet baby jesus! it's my berday on monday! *cabbage patch*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
may 7
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sad Scourge. where am I?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-21 08:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's okay, Matthew. I still loves ya.
NOW GET YER ASS UP HERE TO BIG AL'S FOR SOME HOLIDAY CHEER AND DRINKS
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-21 08:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SURE LEAVE YOUR BEST CENTRAL ILLINOIS UBERBUDDY OUT OF THIS
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-21 03:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This list is the greatest list ever formed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh, another list I didn't make it onto!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My FLAIR ROBE totally beats the crushed velvet shirt that my head used to rest on.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX was killed yesterday when his hard drive exploded and he was buried underneath seven tons of untreated waste material he was planning to post next year.
In lieu of flowers, please donate here: http://216.220.97.17/
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
suckle at my Teat of Noncompliance
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:16:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:05:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:51:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:47:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's "Happy holidays" you inconsiderate a-hole!
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Who's the INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE who FUCKED UP THE STREAK? Sheesh.
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I doubt scourge cares.
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I'm sure he doesn't. People who are rude or thoughtless piss me off.
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http://tinyurl.com/ydegyn
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Sink your incisors and bicuspids firmly into my gluteus maximus.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:05:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:51:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:47:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's "Happy holidays" you inconsiderate a-hole!
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Who's the INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE who FUCKED UP THE STREAK? Sheesh.
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I doubt scourge cares.
*********
I'm sure he doesn't. People who are rude or thoughtless piss me off.
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http://tinyurl.com/ydegyn
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FLAIR ROBES!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we are best friends. and best friends tell each other when they suck.
Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
UBER GAY.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, yeah I did just get back. Since I cannot use any vacation time for about seven months of the year I tend to have a lot of down time in December and early January. Makes up for the fact that I work 13 hour days from January through June.
you may use my password Valerie.
any time you like you can use it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:51:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:47:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's "Happy holidays" you inconsiderate a-hole!
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Who's the INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE who FUCKED UP THE STREAK? Sheesh.
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I doubt scourge cares.
*********
I'm sure he doesn't. People who are rude or thoughtless piss me off.
In other news, why did you haha at Clive Cussler? Answer on Apollo's post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM VACATION, SLACKASS
(can I use your password?)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i'm going home my lovely smoochykins.
vacation time for me.
i will check on you, my beloved uber. don't worry. i'll just be in my drunken and mean 3 a.m. reviewing mode when i do.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
that embraces all religions.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:50:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
god damn this is so fucking stupid.
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but....
but....
i thought we were best friends now? LOVE ME. LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVED GRAMMY. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN SHE PASSED OUT ALL THOSE COOKIES TO THE LITTLE KIDS AND THERE WAS JUST ENOUGH? AND YOU ATE THEM ALL UP, EVEN THOUGH THEY WRE A LITTLE DRY AND TOUGH? BECAUSE YOU LOVED GRAMMY AND WANTED HER TO LOVE YOU BACK AND WANTED HER TO KNOW YOU THOUGHT HER COOKIES WERE THE BEST?
LOVE ME LIKE THAT!
What's your birthday, bologna gobbler?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:47:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's "Happy holidays" you inconsiderate a-hole!
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Who's the INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE who FUCKED UP THE STREAK? Sheesh.
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I doubt scourge cares.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
god damn this is so fucking stupid.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought feety would be the baby jebus
I just ate a lot of peppermint bark. I'm all hopped up.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know you are Valerie.
just here, you are the not-so-virgin mother of our lord and savior. Bart.
Bart H. Christ
hee-hee
pen-name: Merry Christmas! What is your birthday so I can tell you what happens then? New rule on my posts, maybe you didn't get the memo. Play along with the game of the day or you'll be run over by a bus on your way home. It's true. I made a deal with God to ensure it would be so.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's "Happy holidays" you inconsiderate a-hole!
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Who's the INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE who FUCKED UP THE STREAK? Sheesh.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Baby Jeebus is Bart Bart!?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOOK AWESOME
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY I'M A RIC FLAIR TOO
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's "Happy holidays" you inconsiderate a-hole!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba: Oct. 20th is 'Sweetest Day'
I shit you not. I snorted when I saw it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:38:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:20:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
you fucked god and made an ugly crying baby. that is why your husband looks so pissed. the donkey is there to protect the baby from his rage.
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Priceless.
Ghola looks so miserable, it makes me erect.
And where the fuck am I??? Did you purposely cast me as Satan again, just because he's not in this story???
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KK, are you done sweeping the camel shit out of that stable? We're gonna have a problem, son...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just ran out of room. PLus I already had the 3 ric flairs made... i mean 3 wise men, sorry.
i think this should be this years ubertree. ubernativity. word.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Explain the wonder of October 20.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:20:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
you fucked god and made an ugly crying baby. that is why your husband looks so pissed. the donkey is there to protect the baby from his rage.
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Priceless.
Ghola looks so miserable, it makes me erect.
And where the fuck am I??? Did you purposely cast me as Satan again, just because he's not in this story???
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
12/4
National Dice Day
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Football and gambling on my birthday. That's about right.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Stagger: 'National Team Work Recognition Day' and 'National Dice Day'
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anything of note happen Dec 4?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
oh yeah, look at this. bighead either slipped up or is fucking around:
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:42:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:42:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:33:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT, THE UNITER SPEAKS!
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what are you talking about? I have left a lot of comments.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:28:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
it's gone now valerie.
i just forgot to delete it earlier.
you should also know that your birthday is both 'Embrace your Geekness Day' and 'Gruntled Workers Day'
huh.
anyone else want to know what their birthday is?
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my b-day is 4th of july. Nothing EVAR happens that day.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
it's gone now valerie.
i just forgot to delete it earlier.
you should also know that your birthday is both 'Embrace your Geekness Day' and 'Gruntled Workers Day'
huh.
anyone else want to know what their birthday is?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Shlongy supposed to be an angel?
Cool, that's just...
WHAT???!!??
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not at work? It's like 7:30. Shouldn't you be out on the corner?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh also, I just got lemonpartied.
Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally glad I wasn't at work. Seriously.
I've banned myself from your little sock monkey place you old gay donkey loving pervert.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, what might be my favorite review EVAR below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:18:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M A GOOD GIRL
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no.
no you're not.
you fucked god and made an ugly crying baby. that is why your husband looks so pissed. the donkey is there to protect the baby from his rage.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should deduct a point for LEAVING OUT MY HAT, you fuckin' anti-semite.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:18:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M A GOOD GIRL
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Shut up! Get back under the desk!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M A GOOD GIRL
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:16:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
i think if any graphic post should be at the top of most reviewed it is this one.
i obviously did the whole thing in paint, and masterfully too, unlike that con artist forthewin.
i will now drink some tea.
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This won't make it to most reviewed unless people make witty remarks to your comments. Which I will never do..........fuck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...I'm a huge fan of badly photoshopped heads...one of the biggest in the tri-state area.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i think if any graphic post should be at the top of most reviewed it is this one.
i obviously did the whole thing in paint, and masterfully too, unlike that con artist forthewin.
i will now drink some tea.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Something about the expressions on the innocent photoshopped heads makes this hilarious to me.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:10:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my GOD you ripped my EYELID OFF OWWWWW.
AWESOME_FACE I'll have you know you were a contender for Joseph but what kind of example would you be for the baby jebus with that mouth?
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wassamatta wit my mouth?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i know
i left it up too. i hope some poor kid goes browsing and sees the happy sockmonkey he could befriend just to open it and see the nasty old man love. well, i left it up for both that and later masturbatory purposes both.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha you got lemonpartied
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my GOD you ripped my EYELID OFF OWWWWW.
AWESOME_FACE I'll have you know you were a contender for Joseph but what kind of example would you be for the baby jebus with that mouth?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a man.
fitting.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
she is a whore, face.
it's why i love her.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious...the VIRGIN Mary....bwahhahahahaahhaahahh!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how COULD you -2 this Shlongy? it has photoshopped heads.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The-a first No-ELLLLL, blah blah, in the manger...to da looooOOOOOOOo....." fuck it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this had better be a solid +2 when i get back.
it's SO deserving of it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, and here I was, all ready to -2 the "Queen of the Uber Circle Jerk".