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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2006-12-20 22:05:11 EST


Beer.

I'm sick of you Europeans, Canadians and Australians pissing all over American beer. Like all your BORING ass America bashing, it only shows your ignorance of one of the largest nations in the world.

Some simple facts for you.

1. Not everybdoy in America is fat.
2. Not everybody in America eats at McDonalds
3. Not everybody in America drives an SUV
4. Not everybody in America is a patriotic fool

and

5. Not all American beer is swill.

I've tried a ton of beers from all over the world (I'm an alcoholic, after all. Trust me on this) and while I cannot deny that most countries in the world make far superior beer compared to mainstream American beer, there are also, quite literally, hundreds if not thousands of microbrewerys in the US that make equal to if not better beer than your fucking Stella, etc.

Mainstream American beer that you buy in the supermarket is, indeed, shit. Brands like Miller, Budweiser, Coors, Pabst, etc...are shit.

There is a very good reason for this, however.

The United States had prohibition in the 20's. You didn't. Before we had prohibition, there were tons and tons of beermakers in the USA. However, because of the law cracking down on booze production, only the very, very large makers of alcohol were able to survive. When the dust of prohibition settled, companies like Annheiser-Bush (Budweiser) were the only kids left standing. Everybody else had gone under. Suddenly,
the few surviving beer makers found themselves with little to NO competition, and naturally, they THRIVED, because, after all, everybody likes beer.

So they were able to get away with making watered down piss beer, and much like the American Auto industry, they began producing shit, with not a care in the world about quality.

And life sucked for a very very long time.

However, in the 1990's Microbrews started popping up all over America again, and some of them make abso-fucking-lutly fan-fucking-tastic beer.

Here, for you edification, are some of my favorites. If you get a chance, you should try them. Not all of them are available all over the world, but some might be. Give it a shot, and for ONCE in your fucking life, quit bitching about EVERY FUCKING THING about my goddamned country, assholes.


Rogue
This is good shit, man, damn good shit, and they have ton of selection.

Lost Coast Brewery
Located in Northern California, they are considered one of the finest microbrews in the USA.

Left Hand Brewing Company
Great brew from Colorado.

Belles Beer
Located in my state, Michigan. They make a shitload of great stuff. Try the Oberon if you can find it.

North Coast Brewing Company
These guys are in Fort Bragg on California's Mendocino coast. These guys are extremely creative with their beer.

Dogfish Head
This is perhaps my favorite. They come out of Delaware, some of them have an IPA of 120, and this is some motherfucking damn good shit. And it will fuck you up, quick.


New Belgium Brewery
They make "Fat Tire Beer," and "Tour de Fat." Both are excellent. Don't ask me about the names.

Stone Brewing Co.
Home of Arrogant Bastard Ale. I've never tried this one, actually, but with a name like that, whether it's good or not is of no importance. Whatsoever.

I found some great beer names from a website about American beer, which I copy verbatum here:

"Brilliant (And Possibly Offensive) Beer Names 

* Arrogant Bastard Ale - The Stone Brewing Co.
* Yellow Snow Ale - Rogue Ales
* Old Leghumper - Thirsty Dog
* Moose Drool - Big Sky Brewing
* Monkey Knife Fight - Nodding Head Brewing
* Bierbitzch
* Immortal Ale - Dogfish Head
* Hop Wallop - Victory Brewing Company
* Hairy Eyeball Ale - Lagunitas Brewing Company
* Supplication - Russian River Brewery
* Dark Lord Imperial Stout - Three Floyds Brewing Co."

There. Before you go around bashing our beers, make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about first.

You smug, super-fucking negative cocksmiths.



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Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hey.... American beer is shit and all americans are fat.

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-12-19 00:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

arrogant bastard is awesome by the way

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-27 04:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy Foccachia

Submitted by SmirkDog (user info) at 2006-12-24 02:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lost Coast Brewery: Down Town Brown. Named after a bum that lives in Arcata. Very nice guy, have met him before. Excellent beer.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-24 01:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sea Dog: Wild Blueberry Wheat Ale ... out of maine...tastes like a hostess fruit pie

milly's stout - a kickass tar black beer that makes guiness taste like budwieser...or piss....

flying goose pub - hedgehog brown ale

magic hat - feast of fools, heart of darkness, fat angel...

actually anything by magic hat, except the #9 (apricot beer) kicks alot of ass

they dont do much in VT but they know how to brew at macgic hat.... and make ice cream.... ben & jerrys...WOO

ben & jerry's also makes a back & tan ice cream..... ive yet to try it, i hear its good.



Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-23 01:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This is a post that says "You faggots need to stop saying American beer is shit. American beer is shit!"

Of course when people generalise about US beer they're ont including boutique breweries, they're talking about the bog-standard average brew that you buy cheaply. And that is, as you yourself admit, shit.

The end.

Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-12-22 23:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

American beer sucks and so do you.

Fuck off!!!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't believe you. CNN told me so.



-1 because american beer is pisswater.


Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Some simple facts for you.

1. Not everybdoy in America is fat.
2. Not everybody in America eats at McDonalds
3. Not everybody in America drives an SUV
4. Not everybody in America is a patriotic fool

and

5. Not all American beer is swill.



_______________________________________________________________________


I am:

Fat- check
Eat at McDs- check
Drive SUV -Pickup truck but close enough so check
Patriotic fool- check
American Beer- good


I love being an American!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Long Trail is also good.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.wachusettbrew.com/

Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the New Englanders among us (not sure how far they ship) Longtrail ships an excellent selection of beer out of Vermont. My favorite right now is their IPA (I love a good IPA), but you really can't go wrong with a good Long Trail. The Hibernator (their winter beer) is out now, and for something with a little more oomph you might want to try the Double Bag.

Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale is my all-time favorite beer. This winter's batch is not as good as last winter's but it is still excellent. If you find someone with the 2003, I highly recommend giving that a try, as it will still be good.

The owner of my liquor store had me try the Beast from the Avery brewing company out of Colorado. It is 14.6% alcohol, but man does it pack some intense flavor into that little bottle!

Enjoy, and remember it's never too early to start drinking!

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-12-22 05:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,i am really worried about you man,, it took 70 years after prohabition for the yanks to get the beer act together???????????
Jesus,,, think you lost the plot man!

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-22 05:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*gives Coley her tent back*



Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-21 21:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Never heard of flying dog. Izzit goodun?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-21 21:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot Flying Dog

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-21 20:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-21 06:21:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Give it a shot, and for ONCE in your fucking life, quit bitching about EVERY FUCKING THING about my goddamned country, assholes.
-----------

Yet you openely admitt yourself that you do indeed have shit beer and shit cars to boot.
=================

Well our cars aren't shit anymore. They're seriously improved over what they used to be. But it's too little too late, and it'll be interesting to see if they survive at all.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-21 18:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Shiner Boch - drank a ton of that in Tejas.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-12-21 14:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shiner?

Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-21 12:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amen... the other reason the shit beer companies are still around (i.e. Natural Light) is because it's the cheapest shit you can buy and unlike the European countries which have insanely high rates of newborn alcoholics because they have no age restriction, young "hooligans" in the US make up a large portion of alcohol consumers and it's all they can afford to pay their 21-year-old friends to buy for them.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-21 12:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Timmaaah, you tent thief :(

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-21 06:37:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:52:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot Deschutes!
Just for radley: Black Butte.

==========


<3
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:D
I knew you'd put it yourself so I had to beat you to it.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-21 12:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Praise the lord. This was the first post I've read all week.

Submitted by TenMinutesOfSunshine (user info) at 2006-12-21 11:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hmm, guess it's a matter of taste... Either you have it or you don't ;-)

Here my suggestions:

http://www.augustiner-braeu.de/

http://herzoglich_bayerisches_brauhaus_tegernsee.know-library.net/

That's the stuff dreams are made of ;-)

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-12-21 11:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the deal with you fucking beer snobs? (Not you Ebola) I happen to like the taste of American beers, specifically pilsners. They have a good beer taste with a nutty finish, and you don't have to go search out some exotic microbrew, either. Even your more popular small brands like Red Hook and Pyramid make great beer.

Yes, I've been to London and had the beer there. It's crap. It's flat, warm, and tastes like you're sucking on a penny. Guiness can go fuck itself.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It needed to be said.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i thought pabst was canadian...

i only drink guinness. i have an excuse for no knowledge in this area of life.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a fan of Shipyard in Portland, ME.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love beer

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

New Belgium Brewery is American? Hahaha!

The Belgians really brew mean beer: Grimbergen Optimo Bruno 10% alc.

Everyone knows Heineken but that's almost the worst Dutch beer.



Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-12-21 08:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

While I commend you on pointing out that not all American beer sucks I must add:

Most American Micro-brewed beer sucks. The overuse of that skunky Cascade hops makes me sick.

You picked some good ones, and I few that I must now hunt down and try. And I will recommend you try some Schell's. They've been making beer in the German tradition in MN since before the Sioux uprising, I believe.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-21 07:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There are some really good American beers out there indeed. Everything you need to make great beer can be grown in America, so it's inevitable that there will be some fine product. And since America is such a consumer country, there are also plenty of good imports to compare against.

Just a couple more reasons why I love this country.


Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-21 07:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


3. Not everybody in America drives an SUV
4. Not everybody in America is a patriotic fool

-----------------------------



You sir, sound like a communist!!



It is the same with Australian beer, what do we get here in the US nothing but fosters, which sucks.

The only beer the US exports is shit. The only decent beer I see ever crossing the pond is Yuengling.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-21 06:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:52:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot Deschutes!
Just for radley: Black Butte.

==========


<3

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-21 06:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Steals Coleys tent..................woo hoo off we go its camping time!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-21 06:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Give it a shot, and for ONCE in your fucking life, quit bitching about EVERY FUCKING THING about my goddamned country, assholes.
-----------

Yet you openely admitt yourself that you do indeed have shit beer and shit cars to boot.



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-21 03:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ANY beer is good beer.

Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-12-21 01:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulaincourt: Did you ever get a chance to try Molson's Brador say 10 to 15 years ago. Surely you will agree that Brador as a malt liquor was pretty fucking strong. I have no idea who makes the absolute strongest beer. If I was drinking to get drunk it wouldn't be beer anyway; hard liquor or Absinthe (preferably from Czechoslovakia) would be much more effective.

I do not condone drinking to get drunk. Public drunkenness past (or before) the age of 22 is not at all attractive and borders on pathetic. Note: I'm signing off now and don't know if I can get back here for a day or so. I enjoyed this post; better still, I learned something.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-21 01:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*looks at timestamps, realizes tent-pitching is seriously late, takes down tent, chugs beer and leaves into the night*

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-21 01:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*pitches tent*

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-21 01:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

people harp on your beer because they have an identity crisis caused by their ever expanding consumption of american culture. canadians are by far the worse offenders. "OUR BEER IS STRONGER (myth), NOTICE US PLEASE!?!"

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Snare, I live in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and you can get Asahi Super Dry all over the place here. You can even get some Chinese beers here.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Great.


Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:59:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you will ever need is here. ---- http://www.liquidsolutions.biz
Just be prepared to pay up the ass.

___________________________________________________________________________

I'd post a picture of your site's dismal failure but anything legible would be too, too large.

Suffice to say a search for Asahi Super Dry turned up "No Results."





Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOW could I forget Magic Hat #9? Yyyyum.

ftw- Victory makes Hop Devil- a wicked IPA. Makes my face scrunch up.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO FAT TIRE MAGIC HAT ROGUE DEAD GUY SHINER BOCK WOO

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My friend also said that Victory Brewing Company has some really good stuff.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coyote- You know something about everything, it seems.

And on an unrelated note, I thought you were Australian until recently, for some reason.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uh... I mean. My one friend told me all that. I don't drink.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brooklyn Brewery Chocolate Black Stout is among the best beers in the entire universe.

Bell's Brewery out of (I think) Michigan makes a whole line of really excellent brews.

In point of fact, for diversity of styles of beer and sheer number of different very good choices available, almost any mid-sized American city compares very favorably with just about any single European *country*.

Incidentally, mass-market American beer tastes the way it does not just because of the Depression, but because that's the way people's tastes trend-- witness the phenomenal success of Heineken and Stella, both pretty bland copies of pilseners. As much as we like to say that taste has been crammed down consumers' throats, people actually seem to prefer the sweetish, unchallenging light stuff. The beers you're familiar with, e.g., Budweiser, use a lot of corn and/or rice both to mellow out the flavor and because the strains of barley that grow in the US are not as chemically well suited for malting and fermentation as European barleys-- they make thick, murky brews which are fine if you're doing a stout, but won't work at all if you're a German immigrant in Milwaukee or St. Louis trying to copy a lager like granddad used to make in Munich.

Worst beer I've ever had? Cristal, of Peru. Avoid.

Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you will ever need is here. ---- http://www.liquidsolutions.biz
Just be prepared to pay up the ass.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bell's Oberon is pretty good. I hear they have a stout that's fantastic, and I've yet to try it.

Dogfish Head's 90 minute is currently one of my favorite beers. I had a chugging contest with a 20 ounce glass of that stuff the other day.

Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny how a little research and good presentation can dispel a B.S. rumour... that *all* American beer tastes like snake piss. I visit the U.S. from time to time so I think I'll print this post and take a copy with me on my next visit.

The top three beer companies and/or brands in my vicinity -- in no special order -- are Creemore Springs Lager, Sleemans Honey Brown and good old Molson Canadian Lager. A lot seems to depend on where you are; i.e. I'm a 30 minute drive from Creemore, a small northern Ontario town.

I found this: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/455/1654

Maybe some of the beers mentioned in your excellent post are rated here. I haven't looked yet. If Caulaincort drops by, I would be interested to know if Quebec, Canada still produces Bradore, a strong malt liquor and a local favorite when I was a teenager. (oops)



Submitted by phertis (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I do piss all over American beer, but that's because here in Canada all we get is the shitty major brewer's beer. But then again I still piss all over major Canadian beer which in my opinion is still swill compared to microbreweries.



Having said that, Guinness beats all beer. w00t!

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually tried Arrogant Bastard Ale when I was in NY for a friend's wedding a couple of years back. From memory it was pretty so-so. (Let's face it, I only ordered it for the name)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, I've been enjoying Pilsner Urquell, of late.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot Deschutes!
Just for radley: Black Butte.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:43:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Best beer in town?

KILKENNY!
KILKENNY!
KILKENNY!
KILKENNY!
===
As in "brewed by Guinness"?

That is my favorite beer in the whole world.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not really picky. Worst tasting beer I ever had was in the old Soviet Union. It was called Moskva (Moscow). Tasted a bit like old tomato (that's "tomato" to the English among us) juice Still, it was 18-percent alcohol and would get you there.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:48:30 EST (#)
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JonnyX was killed yesterday when his hard drive exploded and he was buried underneath seven tons of untreated waste material he was planning to post next year.

In lieu of flowers, please donate here: http://216.220.97.17/


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:44:51 EST (#)
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True enough. I've sampled a lot as well, and California brews are very underarted world-wide. There are some kick-ass beers here.

Bonus points for pointing out the history.

One of the best root beers going is Henry Weinhard's. When prohibition kicked in the company used the same facilities and the same bottles for their root beer (and other sodas) and stayed in business, and they still make it today. Try it. It's rich, creamy, and delicious.

*awaits homocentric remarks*


Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

As a fellow drinker, I wanted to let you know that this point has merit. However, I couldn't help myself...

What's the similarity between making love in a canoe and American beer?






































They are both fucking close to water.



Now that's out of the way here's your +2 because beer is awesome around the world.

Best beer in town?

KILKENNY!
KILKENNY!
KILKENNY!
KILKENNY!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think Nodding Head bottles, Ms. Delicious.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There is some damn good American Beer.

Dogfish is OK, I'm not big on the ales.

You mention Nodding Head- do they bottle? I only know of the on-site microbewery in Philly. The Monkey Knife Fight is good. I really like their Berliner Weiss.

Iron Hill Brewery doesn't bottle either, but they make some tasty beers.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1. Not everybdoy in America is fat.
2. Not everybody in America eats at McDonalds
3. Not everybody in America drives an SUV
4. Not everybody in America is a patriotic fool




Preach on, brotha!

Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

American beer we can buy here....

Bud
Coors
MGD
Budvar
...shite, basically.

Now don't get me wrong, we can buy shite local brew too...VB, Tooheys New, Lion Red, DB.

But we can get good premium local beer if we are prepared to pay. And good Eurobeer, if we a prepared to pay. Hell I can even get Sing-Ha, Chang and the god of all mass-produced beer, Asahi Super Dry - Asiabeer.


No matter how much we want to spend, if we are shopping American, all we'll get is shite.

Whereas you, my respected fellow fan of hops, yeast and malt, can get great Antipodebeers in your local. Beers ranging from Steinlager to Steinlager and all the wonderfull Steinlagerness in between. (O.K., so we export only one decent beer, my rebuttal still stands.)

Until one of your enlightened microbrewers gets an export licence and, a solid distributor and gets their malty, hoppy goodness into the chiller at my local....

Americabeer is shite.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

New Belgium Brewery
They make "Fat Tire Beer," and "Tour de Fat." Both are excellent. Don't ask me about the names.
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Fat Tire is about the worst of New Belgium. Abbey Ale and Trippel are great, as is the current seasonal, -2 Below. <-- Appropriate beer name.

Sierra Nevada out of California makes Pale Ale, Porter, Stout, and a seasonal Celebration Ale.

Yeah, the mainstream shit is really shit. The micros can compare with the best of the rest of the world.


Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't know anything about beer, but I support your sentiments. From a Canadian who doesn't have "jealous little brother syndrome," +2 and reason bless America!

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweetwater brewery in Atlanta is also superb. I like their blueberry and their 420 brew.


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