Another day in the bourbs (397 hits)
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Submitted by <rurumon> (View user info) at 2006-12-21 16:37:27 EST
10:53. Thin numbers at the lower right side of a canvas of tiny pixels. It is four minutes fast so it is really only 10:48. In 27 minutes I will be screaming up the deer crusted highway to reach a long skinny closet, painted over too many times in the corner of my kitchen where there resides at least half a dozen bottles of bourbon, each with maybe four fingers or less in them.
It is the Thursday before the holiday. I leave Thursday because I am 24 and take every chance I can to avoid sitting in front of my thin numbers. I am leaving at 11:15 because I have a slight 90 minute delay in my arrival to this white cabinet in the form of a retirement luncheon.
I sit glazed at a long table, mute. My eyes stare thousands of yards past the bespectacled coot across from me. I can see the white cabinet in the corner of my apartment. Through the woods and the highways and the 38 red lights like locks on a long canal to those arrangements of four fingers. Some poor doctor's medicine cabinet full of various unlabeled elixirs. Crusted to the bottom of the cabinet by the sugary residue from mornings hastily shoved away still somewhat covered in their substance after increasingly wobbly pours. Shoved away for the reason of being embarrassed to put aside a bottle for later consumption with so little content and partly for the fact that next week I will purchase another smooth glorious cylinder of Eagle Rare rather than dragging the previous one forth.
I stare the thousand yards and taste the first sharp taste out of Elizer Goldberg's Semitic grasp, as it drains from one Hebrew to another. An incandescent wire in the pit of my stomach kindles and at last I am bathed in the warmth I had on hold 96 hours. The glow that spreads like bloody cancer through my veins with each heartbeat from my core up to my eyes, when at last I have to stare a much shorter distance to see down the length of my arm to my now empty glass of Kentucky's finest.
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-12-23 18:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The reviews below....laughing so hard...."though crowd".... BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-22 10:07:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:42:13 (#)
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Good to see that in disappearing for 2 years little has changed. see you all in 2009
keep trying . It's a though crowd !
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-12-22 10:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-21 19:36:31 (#)
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wha?
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Cut back on the psychedelics. This probably made more sense when you were baked.
Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2006-12-21 23:34:26 EST (#)
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sorry. I read alot of cormac mccarthy. his style sticks, I just have less dead people.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-21 21:13:41 EST (#)
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BOUOUOUOUOUROUROUROROUROURBS!!!
Submitted by SmirkDog (user info) at 2006-12-21 19:39:38 EST (#)
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Deer crusted? Is that like beer-battered?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-21 19:36:31 EST (#)
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wha?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-21 19:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-21 18:06:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:52:55 (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:43:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
This was well written but I havn't the slightest idea what your talking about. """
WELL WRITTEN???
Please do not EVER have the temerity to review me ever again.
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MY BAD for enjoying this particular style. Yes, it is not perfect, however I feel that for the effort it gets a +1.
And I will review you as many times I like, although now it will only be to spite you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-21 17:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bourbs? What the fuck is wrong with you, shitforbrains?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:52:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:43:09 (#)
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This was well written but I havn't the slightest idea what your talking about. """
WELL WRITTEN???
Please do not EVER have the temerity to review me ever again.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tell me about it.
the 'sport' is thin pickings nowadays.
i feel like the early american settlers who hunted the shit out of everything now all that is left is one mangy old bison that pisses itself and can't run.
or 'shlongy' as it's know.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. That didn't take much.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was well written but I havn't the slightest idea what your talking about.
Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:42:13 EST (#)
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Good to see that in disappearing for 2 years little has changed. see you all in 2009
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:41:27 EST (#)
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10:53. Thin numbers at the lower right side of a canvas of tiny pixels. It is four minutes fast so it is really only 10:48""
i think you'll find that's 5 mins.
i read no further.
retard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck are the bourbs?