best christmas present ever (463 hits)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2006-12-22 05:04:07 EST
Convicts to Australia
In response to the severe pressure on the prison system - and as an apparently more humane punishment than execution - transportation to North America is developed.
Around 50,000 criminals are settled there but the American War of Independence ends that option. Australia is the alternative.
The first fleet with 775 prisoners goes in 1786, followed by three large fleets between 1787 and 1791, which form the basis of the population of the country.
Up until 1864 we'd sent 162000 dirty smelly thieving bastards out of a total population of 1 million.
No fucking wonder they are all good at running and jumping.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:54:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:41:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:23:19 EDT (#)
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I don't hate you...
but I pity the foo'!
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:09:23 EDT (#)
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Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:37:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-18 10:44:40 EDT (#)
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Pathitic excuse for a man below
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:57:04 EDT (#)
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pure shit.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-02-12 04:27:15 EST (#)
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You should drink battery acid.
Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 09:01:54 EST (#)
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fag
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-22 08:02:11 EST (#)
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Nice
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-22 07:24:39 EST (#)
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Ya wog.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-22 07:16:00 EST (#)
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And look at us now!! You're ALL fucking envious of our mighty country, admit it.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-22 06:38:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 06:25:59 (#)
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fuck you scally
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 06:25:59 EST (#)
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fuck you pikey