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Parting Song... (497 hits)

Category: Sound & Music
Labels: captainthorns_music

Rating: 1.22 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-12-22 11:36:22 EST


...for the holidays.

(How many of you ACTUALLY thought I was really leaving for good?!?)


Anyhow, I wrote and recorded this song as a Christmas gift for Mrs. Thorns, which was well received last night, and just thought I'd spread some bluegrass holiday cheer around here before I leave the office in a few hours, not to return until Tuesday. Enjoy.

- CT

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"You Are Holy"

You turned me around
The joy that I found was living inside of my heart
You showed me the love I'd been dreaming of
And nothing can tear that apart
I trust and obey in the words that you say
For you want only what's best for me
When there's miles between us, the distance won't keep us
From sharing an eternity

You are holy, holy, holy
You are God, you're my love, you're almighty
You're the one who showed life how to smile
And forget about fear for a while
You are holy, holy, holy
You are God, you're my love, you're almighty
You're the woman for me
And I'm longing to be
In a moment forever with you

A challenge discerned
And a lesson well learned influenced my patterns in life
But you made my past crumble even though I still stumble
And I'm thankful each day you're my wife
When it's all said and done, our two souls are as one
With a future we both still await
Just be patient with me, and then girl, you will see
That our lives will go from good to great

(chorus 2x)

You Are Holy.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]

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User Reviews


Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-01 10:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I never did see this... cute

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-01 10:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You've got balls the size of a small moon , to post these so openly !

Funny stuff!


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Harrumph.

This is the last time I listen to ETS ("hey Thorns, post some of your original music...")...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:14:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF Jack?

--

Riiiight.
=================

No, really? WTF did I ever do to you?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-22 19:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

thorny, have a happy merry xmas

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Wintertime No Work Piece of the Year to you Capt.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't know about this.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:14:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF Jack?

--

Riiiight.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm out of here until Tuesday.

Happy holidays all.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm guessing Jack was supposed to leave that review on one of my posts instead.

Either that or he is just being a cock.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF Jack?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


You're an asswipe.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Wasted away with Thorns in Uberitaville..."

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This would rock with an electric ukelele behind it. Buffetize this muv, then sing it to her on a beach in the Caribbean. Then get blotto on rum drinks and do it in the sand.

Well done, Cap'n.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, I *should* have dug out the soprano ukelele for this song and islanded it up...

*kicks self*

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:41:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

AUTO -2 Christian Rock

but.....+2 effort
---------------------

AUTO +2 to counteract this dipshit

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Christian rock? Dude...this is anything BUT that. Spiritual overtones, yeah, but not Christian per se.

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AUTO -2 Christian Rock

but.....+2 effort

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that recording sounded nothing like ronnie james dio

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-22 11:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't listen to this at work unfortunately.

Merry Christmas, shithead.


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