My Christmas Present to Myself (NSFW) (2052 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.29 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (View user info) at 2006-12-22 12:24:59 EST
I just bought a new mercury motor for my boat!!!!
Merry Christmas
MercuryMotor.pdf (757 kB) [application/pdf]
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:17:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anthony341 (user info) at 2007-04-03 07:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-29 18:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
those chicks kinda do look old...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-29 16:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont get the maintenance agreement
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So did you bury your face in their twats and make the motorboat sound?
Ohhhh man. I knew I could count on Uber for some lovely NSFW action on my first day back at work after the holiday.
*runs off to bathroom*
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-12-25 09:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-12-25 04:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-12-23 19:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Great mom-and-daughter shots!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-23 15:52:59 EST (#)
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Do you actually sail? Or is it just a motorboat?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-23 10:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-23 05:26:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 15:24:23 (#)
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lonely virgin below
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Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-12-22 14:53:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job on the PDF..... You can scroll with the little hand cursor and "smack that ass."
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jajaja
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-23 03:56:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny.
What's the use in a bathing suit at all then?
They looked 40.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:31:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny.
What's the use in a bathing suit at all then?
They looked 40.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't see any fucking boat motor!
Shennys!
Submitted by Dieter (user info) at 2006-12-22 15:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Outboards are sweet.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 15:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lonely virgin below
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Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-12-22 14:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job on the PDF..... You can scroll with the little hand cursor and "smack that ass."
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm goin' to buy me a Mercury
Cruise up and down this road
Up and down this road.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:33:10 EST (#)
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IM MOVING TO MIAMI
8th STREET LATINAS WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's settled. i'm moving down to Tampa and getting a boat. there's no way in hell i'd put a boat on Lake Michigan like the retards here in Chicago. what the fuck were they thinking?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true
They love boats
Especially house boats
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and another thing; how come every friend i have that owns a boat has lots of pictures of hot, naked broads on their boat? perhaps this boat ownership warrants some looking into. from what i can tell, you really don't have to have anything going for you except owning the boat to get hot sluts onboard.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:12:32 EST (#)
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Page 11... She should tuck that in before it gets snagged on a trip wire.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
with faces like those, i'd estimate those sluts have a combined horsepower of 220.
how much does the motor have?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-22 13:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin broads were in the way of the motor in most of the pictures
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:55:32 EST (#)
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I want one.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice outboard.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a merry christmas you're going to have
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:28:07 EST (#)
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up, up and away, in my beautiful motorboooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttt