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Crazy people on the internet. (510 hits)

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Rating: -1.44 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LongestPants (View user info) at 2006-12-22 16:06:47 EST


It's juvenile, it's stupid, it's not funny, and it deserves a -2.
But still.
Note, the "FROM:" is not me. It's from a friend who couldn't take a joke very well.

Here it is:
-----------

From: !!!!Steph..

http://www.myspace.com/**********

Date: Dec 12 2006 9:58 PM

Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: attractive test.....

Body: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DICK...YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A GF...LOSER.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: John
Date: Dec 12 2006 4:13 PM


Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[X] No
[] Maybe


Would you sleep with me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[X] No
[] Maybe


Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay
[X] Ugly!


Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes
[X] No
[] Don't know


Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _Put a sock in your mouth__

I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
[] A friend
[] A friend with benefits
[] A possibility
[X] A loser


If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[X] No
[] maybe


Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Friends
[] Friends with benefits
[X] Punch me in the goodies


On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[X] -3
[] -2
[] Donny Osmond
[] 0
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10


What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[] Friend with benefits
[] Husband/Wife
[X] Footrest

Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[X] No
[] Maybe

Would u give me your number? if so, let me get it? ____1-800-EAT-SHIT______

Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes
[X] No

Reply to me then Repost as "Attractive Test"

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User Reviews


Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-12-25 03:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just farted, so I guess you get a 0


Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-23 02:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-22 18:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The saddest part is that she is 100% right, you fucking loser.

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-22 17:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the inconsistent grammar of those surveys pisses me off.

and that wasnt funny.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NERD ALERT

NERD ALERT

NERD ALERT

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

IT'S LONGESTPANTS -2NAMI TIME!

It's too much effort to make it fit.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've never been on myspace.

Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:10:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

What happens on Myspace needs to stay on Myspace

------------

Fair enough.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

myspace=auto -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-22 16:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What happens on Myspace needs to stay on Myspace


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