Dear Jews, Christians & Terrorists...uh...I mean Muslims...... (781 hits)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2006-12-22 20:25:53 EST
At this joyous, over-comercialized, supremely hypocritcal time of year, I want to wish you Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a Very Busy Bombing season!
While you Christians are overeating, eyeballing your 17 year old cousin from Idaho's sweet little ass, wishing to fuck your family would go away and not thinking at all about Jesus Christ, and while you Jews are doing whatever the fuck it is you do during Hanukkah (Gentile Baby Sacrifice? Plotting to destroy the Goys?) and while you Terrorists....er....I mean Muslims are beating women and planning worldwide suicide missions, please accept my heartfelt love towards you all.
I would like to offer you a small pastime over the holiday season so that you when you're hiding from the rest of your comrads, you'll have something to entertain you.
I want your insults. I want the WORST you can throw at me. Hurt me. HURT Me. HURT ME!
I want some originality, too. I've been called everything from trailUR trash to a faggot Texan to an Uncool Ubersite User to a Jailbird to a retarded dipshit and everything in between, but none of that has penetrated my soul's vagina. You need to be harsh. You need to be evil. You need to be a demonic entity from hell.
It'll make you feel better. So give it to me in the ass, hard, deep, long, painfully, full of blood, puss, semen and chocolate froth, and whoever can make me actually think something like, "Jesus, that's CRUEL" will receive many +2's from me as an X-mas gift.
Rape me. Use your big, strong, virile UberMinds to hack my feelings of self worth into a burned sugar cane field.
Thank you, and here to get you started is a pathetic, already used camwhore. I'm the dipshit on the far right. YOUR far right, dumbass.
Happy Holidays.
Love EbolaMay
User Reviews
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, I see...you title was supposed to be funny
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!
Submitted by kreutzf1 (user info) at 2006-12-28 08:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I went to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas and it was closed. Oh, and I'm not even Jewish! shhh don't tell anyone
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 23:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup.
24 hours later, you still look like a terrorist.
Thanks for no penis.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-24 22:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My joke about muslims was stupid? But my jokes about Christians and Jews weren't?
Interesting.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-24 22:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your joke about muslims was stupid.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-24 22:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jews go out to chinese restaurants on christmas.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-12-23 16:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Filename
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-23 12:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't feel like insulting. I'm pleased with your derrogatory comments toward muslims. Stupid fucking camel jockeys. Heheh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-23 12:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is that the dugeon & dragon national team?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-23 06:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, that dude in green has Conjoined Twin Myslexia!
I just called you a dead unborn baby.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-22 23:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit lying to yourself. You can only be the guy in the middle.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:19:15 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Insults for you? Just look at the quality of your posts....
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That *might* have hurt if it hadn't come from someone with a rating of .62, NAMED BUBBA!
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Says the foreskin chewing goat fucker with a rating on .58....
What's in a name? A Director by any other name would still be a putz...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:19:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Insults for you? Just look at the quality of your posts....
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That *might* have hurt if it hadn't come from someone with a rating of .62, NAMED BUBBA!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Insults for you? Just look at the quality of your posts....
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was a good shot I8u2man but you were off on one thing.
I do eat my jizz after smacking off.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to give you a more personal insult, but that would take research.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
May you be raped by evil terrorist babies whilst recieving thousands of paper cuts on your balls. May Rosie O'Donnell steal every girl you are ever attracted to again, along with your first love, and send you pictures of them having sex. With whips.
May alcohol and blowjobs give you heart attacks.
May you never recieve a Christmas present again.
May you become shipwrecked in the arctic, freezing and sunburned at the same time while you are forced to survive on saltwater soaked hardtack with only a liter of freshwater and no sails, sextant, nor watch for months upon end.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's genius in that insulting.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, sorry.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahahahahahahah! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously however.....Merry Christmas and Rock on.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I thought about it for a moment or two. I have nothing against you as a result of the fact that I do not know you, nor do I care that you exist. So here goes...
You look like the type of guy that can't tuck his shirt in because he's too thin. You've always been thin which was not so bad as a kid, until you got into high school and women just assumed that you had a pencil dick. You probably tried too hard on easy girls. Maybe that's why you hang out with fat guys 5-8 years older than you. I bet you can never find belts that fit and have to punch your own hole in to make do. You look like you gel your hair which means you take that extra second most days to look down your nose, turn your head ever so slightly to the left or right and think....yeah....I look good today....You probably think you know something about wine or scotch when in fact you are as much of a sheep about good booze as everyone else. You probably jerk off and fatasize about eating it after, but once you've cummed you're too much of a pussy to follow through with it. You look like the type of guy who would say things like "Yo" or "Wassup dawgs?". You are probably coming back and forth to this post thinking "Wow, I'm surprised these people care enough to respond"....and your wonderment is well founded. You probably went on a "outdoorsy" trip in the photo just to feel more like a man...let me guess you purchased cases of beer and just acted "as if" the whole weekend? One member of your loser gang brought a guitar and you guys all thought he was awesome, even though he probably had the abilities of an 8 year old. You listen to rock and rap so as to make others happy and fit into as many social circles as will accept you. You don't read, or if you do it's kitsch shit that no one would purposely read but you and other arrogant assholes like you. You can't speak any other language then your own, which isn't a diss at all...it's just to bad you can hardly speak the language you already do. Your parents probably faught a lot around you which makes you sad sometimes...deep down....
like the first time she looked at you after sex and you just knew.....that that was horrible for her.
this is you. this is who you are when no one is around....just you and you in that moment before you are about to go to sleep.....you know.....when you wish you had finished school....
paid that debt....
taken that chance and been somebody.
anybody....
but who you are.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:10:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas you self-pitying boozebag. I love you.
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Awwwwwww shucks, Emily. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
<weeps>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas you self-pitying boozebag. I love you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww Manic. You broke my solid +2 streak girl!
:-( (depresssion depression depression)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't wallow in depression, it's insulting.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:51:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a doody head.
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OUCH. CHRIST. ANYTHING BUT *THAT*!!!!!!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a doody head.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your soul has a vagina. You said it man.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not going to be good at this game.
But +2 because I looked at the picture before reading the text. I thought the picture depicted, from left to right, a Jew, a Christian, and a terrorist. You are the terrorist, apparently. The Christian looks really drunk. And you look like a terrorist.