Merry Christmas, Ubersite. (2188 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.57 on 111 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-12-24 11:05:31 EST
Well, tomorrow's the big day. I know it might not be hip to say so but OH BOY do I love Christmastime. GO FAMILY, FRIENDS, TREE, SANTA, EGGNOG AND PRESENTS WOO!
And I loves me some Ubersite too, yes I do, yes I do.
So I came up with about a hundred of the reasons I enjoy coming here so much.
Orgasmatron, scourge, ghola, Redskieslookfake, feety, coley, simple_catalyst, kaos-king, Anansie, HighVoltage900, JonnyX, Stagger_Lee, MyTeeOne, Brdn_Nkd, phuzzygish, Average_Dan, awesome_face, The_taste_of_Monkeys, Axolotl, Pentameter, Professional_Peon, rad1101, goferforhire, CaptainThorns, Snark, Berty, TigerLilly, Charminglybeef, Circe, Coleslaw_Murphy, Forthewin, SilvrWolf, gravitas, Amontillado, Danger_Ranger, Merlina, Darko, Davros, Ahumblefool, Shlongy, Badassmofo, Crystle,VelvetElvis, The_Yellow_Dart, Susie_Derkins, Bubba2341, inion_de_trua, Jack_McCallum, Jeanneee, lungfish, Method, MistressFist, ruthless, Spooner, stevie_says, sicosemen, shadow, Sassmasterr, marginwalker, maiorano84, loki, Kracka, JoeyG, goose, GodChicken, forensicgirl3, electrictoothsyndrome, Bigmike, DonovanMD, Director, DCWoody, DudeThatsBOSH, Chroniclysm, Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar, ih8u2man, C1ndy, Whiplash, BLITZKREIG_BOB, Blinkish, Deconstruction, Beer_bong, BadAssJulie, AsshOly, BobLobla, mockidol, ChristPuncher, Mr_T, rob_berg, strwbryfanatic, leilani, gank, moneyshotforyou, JMG114, pen_name, Doodles, Unabonger, MandaPanda, FilthyAssistant, Razor, Hilarity_Ensues, wardy, and the Father Christmas of the place, Bart-
Thank you for making me laugh, learn, throw things, and yell at the people inside my computer. Thank you for making my days so much more enjoyable. You're like a friend that never leaves. Evar.
And to all the rest of you crazy kids reading, in the immortal words of Krusty, "Have a Merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan."
You're like the sprinkles on the Christmas cookies of my intarweb life.
<3
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-18 06:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 namedrop of the distant past. youll probably never see this. merry christmas to you too, anyhow.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg I made a list??
I was busy having a baby when this was posted. so, merry christmas!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-02-14 22:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this before.
You're pretty cool there yourself ....
can I see your tits?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-18 22:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU
WHY AM I NOT ON THE LIST
IM GONNA PEPPER YOUR RECTUM WITH SEMEN =(
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-18 22:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 U
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tool Below
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-02 17:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I MADE A LIST!
I <3 you so bad right now.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-01-02 00:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm like sprinkles.
Haha.
Big fucking hairy ass sprinkles.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-30 17:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-30 00:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did JonnyX call me "elite"?
I don't know how to feel about that.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-12-29 19:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yep i left old balls for real. divorce is the sux00r.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-29 18:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Belated Merry Merry to you as well.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-12-29 16:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-29 16:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DID TOO, JONNY.
I did miss Coyote though. He should definitely be up there.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-29 16:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, that's a pretty good list of the UberElite...and yet another list Crystle didnt make
Orgasmatron, scourge, ghola, Redskieslookfake, feety, coley, simple_catalyst, kaos-king, Anansie, HighVoltage900, JonnyX, Stagger_Lee, MyTeeOne, Brdn_Nkd, phuzzygish, Average_Dan, awesome_face, The_taste_of_Monkeys, Axolotl, Pentameter, Professional_Peon, rad1101, goferforhire, CaptainThorns, Snark, Berty, TigerLilly, Charminglybeef, Circe, Coleslaw_Murphy, Forthewin, SilvrWolf, gravitas, Amontillado, Danger_Ranger, Merlina, Darko, Davros, Ahumblefool, Shlongy, Badassmofo, Crystle,VelvetElvis, The_Yellow_Dart, Susie_Derkins, Bubba2341, inion_de_trua, Jack_McCallum, Jeanneee, lungfish, Method, MistressFist, ruthless, Spooner, stevie_says, sicosemen, shadow, Sassmasterr, marginwalker, maiorano84, loki, Kracka, JoeyG, goose, GodChicken, forensicgirl3, electrictoothsyndrome, Bigmike, DonovanMD, Director, DCWoody, DudeThatsBOSH, Chroniclysm, Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar, ih8u2man, C1ndy, Whiplash, BLITZKREIG_BOB, Blinkish, Deconstruction, Beer_bong, BadAssJulie, AsshOly, BobLobla, mockidol, ChristPuncher, Mr_T, strwbryfanatic, leilani, gank, moneyshotforyou, JMG114, pen_name, Doodles, Unabonger, MandaPanda, FilthyAssistant, Razor, Hilarity_Ensues, wardy, and the Father Christmas of the place, Bart-
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*inebriation*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The 12 days of Christmas are steeped in rumor, myth, and tradition. Wiki is good for
a laugh, but that's about all.
Some sites say the 12 days have religious connotations, some say that is crap. I was probably
alive when the song was written, but I was most likely drunk. The early 1300s were a time
of high enebriation for me, so it is all just a blur.
Life would be sweeter if we had even more than 12 days of Christmas. Many people tend to be nicer at this time of year, and we all need that. Merry day # 4...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:26:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Psh, we don't need excuses. We're American; gluttony goes with the territory, right?
And you really should be nicer to Coley, Danger. She has reaaaaaally strong legs, and if you ask her nicely, she'll bake things for you.
THE MORE YOU KNOW (per Wiki):
the twelve days beginning on night of the 25th of December and ending on the morning of January 6th, the Feast of the Epiphany. In the Middle Ages this period was one of continuous feasting and merrymaking, which climaxed on Twelfth Night, the traditional end of the Christmas season. Twelfth Night itself was forever solidified in pop culture when William Shakespeare used it as setting for one of his most famous stage plays.
In that time of the twelve days of Christmas, traditional roles were often relaxed, masters waited on their servants, men were allowed to dress as women, and women as men. Often a Lord of Misrule was chosen to lead the Christmas revels. Some of these traditions were adapted from older, pagan customs, including the Roman Saturnalia. Some also have an echo in modern day pantomime where traditionally authority is mocked and the principal male lead is played by a woman, while the leading older female character, or 'Dame' is played by a man.
Today, some celebrants give gifts each of the twelve days, feast and otherwise celebrate. Lighting a candle for each day, and of course, singing the appropriate verses of the song each day are a part of modern-day American celebrations. Some still celebrate Twelfth Night as the biggest night for parties and gift-giving. Epiphany morning is then the traditional time to take down the Christmas tree and decorations.
OLD WIVE'S TALE MY ASS
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coley started it. I was just minding my own business and she started calling me names. And you shouldn't believe everything you read on wikipedia. I'm gonna edit the page, just like I did Maltese's.
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:26:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-28 21:33:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG I want that soda.
I had pumpkin cheesecake last night. It's even better.
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If you're willnig to to tell me where you live so that i could stalk you and give you the surprise sex, i might possibly mail you a bottle that I haven't had yet.
Key Lime probably, I hate key lime pie.
I had a fourth of a home-made cheesecake on christmas, along with other things that taste so good but will make me look like fat tony minus the mexican. I still feel bloated from the holidays.
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I hope after the '12th day of christmas' bart will unban doodles
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:26:31 EST (#)
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Psh, we don't need excuses. We're American; gluttony goes with the territory, right?
And you really should be nicer to Coley, Danger. She has reaaaaaally strong legs, and if you ask her nicely, she'll bake things for you.
THE MORE YOU KNOW (per Wiki):
the twelve days beginning on night of the 25th of December and ending on the morning of January 6th, the Feast of the Epiphany. In the Middle Ages this period was one of continuous feasting and merrymaking, which climaxed on Twelfth Night, the traditional end of the Christmas season. Twelfth Night itself was forever solidified in pop culture when William Shakespeare used it as setting for one of his most famous stage plays.
In that time of the twelve days of Christmas, traditional roles were often relaxed, masters waited on their servants, men were allowed to dress as women, and women as men. Often a Lord of Misrule was chosen to lead the Christmas revels. Some of these traditions were adapted from older, pagan customs, including the Roman Saturnalia. Some also have an echo in modern day pantomime where traditionally authority is mocked and the principal male lead is played by a woman, while the leading older female character, or 'Dame' is played by a man.
Today, some celebrants give gifts each of the twelve days, feast and otherwise celebrate. Lighting a candle for each day, and of course, singing the appropriate verses of the song each day are a part of modern-day American celebrations. Some still celebrate Twelfth Night as the biggest night for parties and gift-giving. Epiphany morning is then the traditional time to take down the Christmas tree and decorations.
OLD WIVE'S TALE MY ASS
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's just some old wive's tale, or an excuse for Mole's to shovel truffles and eggnog into her face for nearly a fortnight. Maybe cow entrails, what with her being a dorc and all.
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never quite got the whole '12 days of christmas' thing.
On what day does it start? What day does it end? Why must we make it slightly Jewish by adding multiple days?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yuh huh.
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, DANGER.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I said I was KIDDING - bloody hell.
it's not Christmas anymore either you moron.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-28 21:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh. And to think I said this about you once.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:55:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger Ranger is pretty fucking sexy.
*weep*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-28 21:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops 'apostrophe' - Sacrilicious'. And I'm kidding, that was not a nice thing to say, nor did I mean it. You're not moley.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-28 21:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-12-28 18:57:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you, pretty girl.
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but this is Sacrilicious post..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-28 21:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW- So you divorced old balls, did you? Does this mean you'll be back to mistressing and fisting and such? ME FIRST.
Good to hear you're doing what you want, girl. Don't be such a stranger.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-12-28 18:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you, pretty girl. haven't been around much here...been busy getting a deeeeevorce and working a fucking ton at a non-desk job. (har har call girl).
that's right! you heard it here first. electro and i are OVER.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-12-28 10:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You like me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont have to keep saying it to the mirror anymore!!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-27 21:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That list is obviously in order of who you like best starting at #17
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-27 14:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww... happy holidays!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-27 14:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I heart you. Happy belated Christmas!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-27 13:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to say this the first time, I think: FIRST IN LINE FOR THE NAMEDROP FEST, BITCHES!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-27 13:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, you'll get over it, Crocodile Dundee.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-27 04:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW look what you've done Morticia.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-27 04:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im not :(
it's cause im poo
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-12-26 21:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww I'm on that list! Merry Christmas to you too even though I'm a little late.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-26 20:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ouch.
that burns.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-26 14:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay I'm not drunk anymore.
And you're on top of me.
Making heat.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-12-26 13:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:19:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I love youse guys.
I'm hungover.
Who can I pay to wrap presents for me?
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I'll do it. Is it too late?
All I ask in return is that you "wrap" this extra-large, extra-beefy summer sausage I seem to have acquired over the weekend.
*ducks*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-26 02:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-25 22:04:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE SACRILICIOUS
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-25 21:59:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
:'(
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WAIT you have x-mas in AU? Isn't it hot? I didn't know and i thought since thorpe is jailbait i could get in trouble for showing affection toward him online he knows I admire him from afar, right Thorpe? RIGHT?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-26 02:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-25 22:04:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE SACRILICIOUS
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I have no idea what this means.
I really must be going to bed.
I guess i'm not working tomorrow.
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-25 23:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles commited some type of UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE, perhaps being a rather nasty link left for method, so he can't be here to +2 this.
But 'I' can.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-25 22:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE SACRILICIOUS
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-25 21:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:'(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-25 20:10:33 EST (#)
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Coley- check your e-mail when you get a minute, darlin'.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-25 19:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-25 19:23:40 (#)
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Oooh, snowplow..THAT's one thing I haven't had yet! Thanks for the reminder. I'm glad your holiday was enjoyable, too.
Inexplicably, I received a whole set of Kiss shooter glasses. I've never been a Kiss fan. They do look pretty cool, though. Like last year, I'll probably do a post on some of the *ahem* "unique" things I got.
Now tonight is my friend's BD as well, so I'll end up at the only open bar in town. What a social 24+ hours this will have been by the time we're all through.
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can I come?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-25 19:23:40 EST (#)
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Oooh, snowplow..THAT's one thing I haven't had yet! Thanks for the reminder. I'm glad your holiday was enjoyable, too.
Inexplicably, I received a whole set of Kiss shooter glasses. I've never been a Kiss fan. They do look pretty cool, though. Like last year, I'll probably do a post on some of the *ahem* "unique" things I got.
Now tonight is my friend's BD as well, so I'll end up at the only open bar in town. What a social 24+ hours this will have been by the time we're all through.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-25 19:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you had your snowplow yet? I think I'm working through my few tonight.
Merry Christmas again and I'm glad to hear Santa was good to you.
Fancy new vibrator?
I got a lot of shotglasses this year.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-25 18:20:19 EST (#)
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Grinch/dog below.
Have you ever received a Christmas card without a name on it? How sincere would that be?
SANTA WAS VERY GOOD TO ME.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-12-25 17:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
asskisser post = -2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-25 15:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas
Happy Hannukah
Krazy Kwanzaah
Wonderful Whateverthefuckyoucelebrate
and if I made a list, you'd be on it. Thought you should know.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-25 14:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're welcome!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-12-25 10:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you like me you name dropping hit whore.
Read my story or I'll kill an Argentinian slave boy.
Merry Christmas.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-25 10:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-25 09:45:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
I should be much higher on your list.
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I hear you're pretty high on everyone's list...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-25 09:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I should be much higher on your list.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-12-25 09:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-12-25 06:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-25 03:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have no idea what a hangover is.
I can tell you about a hangover.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-25 03:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating: 1.17 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2006-11-10 09:07:42
I know nobody cares and I'm mildly amused by that. However, I'd like you to hear me out.
I've reached a juncture in my life at the moment where I don't feel I have time for negativity anymore.
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Hahahahahah.
I'm just saying...
Merry Christmas Sphagnum.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-25 03:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bummer, I didn't make the list
Merry Christmas
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-25 02:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you die
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-25 02:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 no penis.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-24 23:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG I HEART YOU LISHIES.
Merry Xmas, harllot...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-24 22:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-12-24 21:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 20:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-24 17:47:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
What a crap lis.... oh - wait. Merry Christmas from the future, where it actually IS Christmas Sacrilicious, in fact Merry Christmas to everybody on your list, except moley.
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And to you.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-24 19:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks to you too.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-24 18:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Up yours too, scourgey. :D
And D_R, stay the hell away from Sacrilicious' posts!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-24 18:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!!! Same to you toots.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-12-24 18:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:34:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
even though im not on the list..
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The user above understands the true meaning of Christmas. Well done and have a great holiday season!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-24 18:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:13:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
did anyone else get hit with the shits for christmas?
I know I talk about poop alot and all but I really did get a bad case of the runs.
Happy Holidays just the same.
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:14:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to check out some of Poots' posts. Made me smile.
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Me too.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-24 17:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, I feel all warm and fuzzy.
*sends internet cookies*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-24 17:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a crap lis.... oh - wait. Merry Christmas from the future, where it actually IS Christmas Sacrilicious, in fact Merry Christmas to everybody on your list, except moley.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-24 17:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Superb Name dropping.
I can't possibly rate less than +2 as I appear.
Merry XXXmas.
-Dave
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-12-24 16:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-24 16:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOHOOOO!!! I MADE A LIST!
Merry Christmas!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-24 16:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost made the top five..after your husband and wifey and fetus! NOT BAD!
Merry Christmas to you, too, Lishy. Thanks fer bein a friend (cue "AWWW"s).
I would totally wrap presents for you but I'm on my way into a 27 hour shift at work and will be too busy doing nothing at all and pretending it's not Christmas.
:)
~n
And after ME.
Remember that. Let it eat away at your soul.
Up yours, coley.
Merry Christmas everyone else.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even though im not on the list..
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:08:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, Newty, if I start believing you're really 13, which seems to be happening, I'm going to be really pissed (which, in America, means "angry").
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I guess you're going to be very happy then. I'm not 13.
I turned 14 on the 12th. :P
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost made the top five..after your husband and wifey and fetus! NOT BAD!
Merry Christmas to you, too, Lishy. Thanks fer bein a friend (cue "AWWW"s).
I would totally wrap presents for you but I'm on my way into a 27 hour shift at work and will be too busy doing nothing at all and pretending it's not Christmas.
:)
~n
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, Newty, if I start believing you're really 13, which seems to be happening, I'm going to be really pissed (which, in America, means "angry").
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did your mummy put your picture on the fridge?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woot i am wearing a towel in front of the livingroom window but only cause i am apparently required to have clothing/covering on.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha I didn't know noonie was slang for bajiner.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you live within 100 miles of Phoenix, AZ, I will wrap present for you...after my nap.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw. I didn't know you noticed me!
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aww thats so sweet
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:15:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:04:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
gay
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It's "gayer than homosexuality," nooner.
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i don't like "nooner" really. makes me sound male. stick with the noonie. then it's cute to be called a cunt.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love youse guys.
I'm hungover.
Who can I pay to wrap presents for me?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:04:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
gay
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It's "gayer than homosexuality," nooner.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+200.
I just noticed that I made a list. And so did Crystal.
ps, I'm not really sober, but I'm pretty damned sure that I like you too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gay
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Christmas, girl.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's how you name drop.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas darlin'
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another list I...
Oh.
Hm.
Merry Christmas
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-24 10:27:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Last night I was at a Christmas party, and people were talking about dieting and losing weight. Unable to hold a normal conversation for long, I piped up with, "You guys want to know the best way to lose weight?" Since I am skinny as a rail, of course I had their attention. My answer: "Abortions." Unable to stop myself, I told them I had tried bulimia, but I found dexatrim and a rusty coathanger to be much more effective. When they were shocked and offended, I missed this place. So here I am, and here I go. Merry Christmas.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard you crying loud all the way through the town
Searching for that someone and it's me on the prowl
As you sit alone feeling sorry for yourself.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bah, i made your list, it seems I'll have to be a tad meaner
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to check out some of Poots' posts. Made me smile.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did anyone else get hit with the shits for christmas?
I know I talk about poop alot and all but I really did get a bad case of the runs.
Happy Holidays just the same.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+20
I like you too. I've said that before, but I was drunk. I'm sober now, though.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas, lady, and a very happy New Year.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-24 11:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FORCING HER OWN BLOOD DOWN,
BENEATH THE WATER TO DROWN!
LYING DEAD WITH EYES WIDE OPEN!
BELIEVING SANTA WAS INSIDE,
ORERING TO ABIDE
TO DESTROY HER CURSED CHILDREN!