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Merry Christmas-let's talk testicles (473 hits)

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Rating: 2 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Poots (View user info) at 2006-12-24 12:50:23 EST

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Dear Uber,

I just wanted to say that I am not a homosexual and that you guys are pretty cool. Also I wanted to say that I probably have the biggest set of testicles known to man. Not really but I do have a friend that has the biggest testicles I have ever seen. They are the size of an average potato and they are pretty gross to look at. He likes to take them out at parties and show people as if they are the coolest things ever. I tell him to put his shit up and to stop being so lame. This is lame.


Well that's all I got happy hollendaise from me to you.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 23:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Testicles are one thing. Er, two things.

+2 no penis.

Thanks for that.

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Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2006-12-24 20:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mine are like large eggs, I always believed that I had the biggest set of testicles.
Yet I never took them out at parties. I guess in the back of my mind I always feared there just might be a larger (perhaps potato-sized) set out there.

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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-24 17:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

merry christmax

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-12-24 14:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I just wanted to say that I am not a homosexual ... but I do have a friend that has the biggest testicles I have ever seen."

+2 for that one, bub.

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*parties.

It's really my nap time.

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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Taz eh? This fellow is named Jeremy but I call him Jerms. Fucker!

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You crack me up.

My wife used to attend a lot of biker party's, being a biker-chick and whatnot. At these functions, often, there was a "biggest balls" contest. Some guy named Taz won every time.

Fucking bikers.












I'm happy to report that my wife never slept with Taz. Or so she says.

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Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.

Homer: You said it, you weirdo.

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