10 Countries I Hate. (1550 hits)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2006-12-26 04:26:05 EST
Now that Christmas is over I can return to my usual hatred of my fellow mankind.
I hate you. Asshole.
Here's a list of 10 countries I hate, and the reasons why. I actually hate a hell of a lot more than 10, but I don't feel like making a post that long right now.
1. Japan.
They attacked us. We nuked their sorry asses. Then they copied our style of government, and took all our inventions and innovations and improved them and made themselves the second largest economy in the world. Nice going, you unoriginal copy-cat bastards. You suck and I hate you.
2. Germany.
You talk brutally. You're a bunch of dickheads. You burned people in ovens. I'm not sure but I think you still want to take over the fucking world, and kill all the Jews. Which is actually ok in my book because
3. Isreal.
You people. Seriously. What the fuck. Goddamned Jew Bastards.
4. England.
FUCK YOU, you pommy whores. Always bitching and moaning about something or another. Usually my country. WELL FUCK YOU, YOU MEDEVIL SACKS OF SHIT. Go worship your dead princess just a little more. Coz, really, she was a tremendously useful person. And she actually fucked that dipshit of a prince of yours. Charlie I think his fucking name is. FUCK CHARLIE. FUCK ELIZABETH. FUCK HARRY AND WILLIAM. IN THE ASSHOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!
5. Russia.
Jesus. BORSCH?!?!? And I have a question. How come everytime I see a russian chick on one of those mail order bride websites, they're smoking hot, but everytime I see the russian bitches in the news or on a documentary or something, they're ugly as fucking sin? They look like they escaped from a Nazi Oven 10 minutes AFTER it was turned on. Christ. IT'S CALLED TRUTH IN ADVERTISING PEOPLE!! LOOK IT UP!!!!''
6. Australia.
BLOW ME. Bunch of convicts. What the fuck have you ever offered the world, anyway? TimTams? Mad Max? FOSTERS? Jesus. The only good thing to have ever come out of Australia was your goddamned wool. You guys must fuck a shitload of sheep, man. That's a WHOOLE LOTTA wool that comes out of your hell-hole, and there ain't that many of you motherfuckers down there. Cunts. Fuck you. Sheep fuckers.
8. Spain.
I don't know why I hate you, I just do. I learned to speak Spanish in Mexico, and everytime I talk to one of you dickheads I have to listen to you like I was a fucking bat using sonar. Whatever that means. Anyway, fuck you.
9. Switzerland.
Bunch of pussies. You had some guard that watched out for the goddamned Pope, but you're always fucking neutral nowadays. Wimps. Pick a side and go get your guts blown out just like the rest of us, cocksmiths. Plus, a girl from there broke my goddamned heart, so I hate your entire country for life now. AND YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING PUNCTUAL. Cheeerist. Anal motherhumpers. You're not fucking Japanese. Seriously. LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
10. China.
I swear to god. People all over the world hate MY country, but they're sure quick to take us up on the things we offer you motherfuckers. LIKE GOING TO OUR ENGINEERING AND SCIENCE SCHOOLS AND THEN TAKING THAT EDUCATION BACK TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHERLAND TO USE AGAINST US. ASSSSSHOOOOLLLES!!!!!! You know something you slant-eyed cockhounds? If you're smart enough to come over here, gain admission into the top universities, and actually graduate from our programs with honors, THEN I GODDAMNED WELL KNOW THAT YOU CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AND YOU HAD BETTER QUIT FUCKING IGNORING ME OR PRETENDING THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I TALK YOU, CHING-CHONG!
The only country that DOESN'T suck is my country. The USA. We rock. You people are only pissed off because we've been dominating the world from here and you just can't stomach that. Nobody likes winners. Sure, on the surface you say, "good show," and "good for you!" and all pretend like you're our pal, but deep down you're fuming and hate yourself because you haven't had our level of success.
FUCK I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID COUNTRY. GO TO HELL DICKHEADS.
Bonus Country I Hate. India.
STOP TAKING OUR JOBS. STOP BREEDING. STOP THROWING ACID IN YOUR WOMEN'S FACES. STOP WORSHIPING COWS. THEY'RE FUCKING COWS!!!!
Oh Dear God. I have a headache now. Do you know why I have a headache now? '
BECAUSE MOST OF YOU FUCKING MORONS WILL TAKE THIS POST SERIOUSLY.
BWWWWAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
User Reviews
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 11:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
USA?
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:11:25 EST (#)
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You write English people so well. That's EXACTLY how we all are!
Twat.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-22 06:36:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:15:10 (#)
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Your mind is narrow, your eyes are short-sighted, bassiclly you are a dunce. Britain has contributed more to the universe than any other country; when little America has owned half the world they may have an opinion on world affairs (besides critasizeing everyone else). `Two World Wars`, you joined when they were finishing (almost, 1917, 1941... well), and nothing was done outside the interset of America. You are a selfish breed of imbreads, (except the south).
God (being an Englishman) save the queen.
*******
A shining example of low intellect and piss-poor education. Thankfully not representative of
all British.
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What the fuck? I didn't write that. That makes me sound like a Daily Sport reader.
Fuck the Queen!
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2006-12-29 17:32:15 EST (#)
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Top 10 (in no particular order) of countries I love and why.
1. Japan- great language, great history, good people. Except the Yakuza of course, but they're badasses, so I'll show some respect.
2. Australia- The Umbilical Brothers...'nuff said.
3....and now I'm bored. Maybe I'll come up with a good list for a post. Or maybe not.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-28 19:08:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:07:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
10 Cunts I Hate
Rosie O'Donnell
Martha Stewart
Ann Coulter
Paris Hilton
Reba McEntire
Tucker Carlson
Kevin Federline
Mr. Fuji
Lisa
"Middle Eye" from Apocalypto
How can you possibly hate Reba!? I don't care that she's 90 years old, she's still got a fine rack. I'd do her...
...in the pooper!
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2006-12-28 19:02:32 EST (#)
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wow, yet another rant from an american... god forbid we ever forget that you're country is just england rebelious overweight teenage faggot son... you know the one every parent is so embarressed about. you did forget to mention that we're the world war champions of... well the world.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-12-28 18:40:47 EST (#)
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Haaahahah..
Reminds me of that video clip..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp4iI59BfpQ
"Somewhere in the middle-east.. We'll make a big blast crater around the FUCKING middle-east for all I care"
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-12-28 14:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-28 14:41:45 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87161
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ching-chong...
probably not exclusive to you but it makes me think...
is there a method to your madness?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-12-28 14:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is it just me or is this 1-10 severly lacking in 7?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-12-28 14:29:15 EST (#)
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p.s. it's a good thing France didnt't make this list because hating the French is not only an escape from factual reality, it is SO 2002.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-12-28 14:26:01 EST (#)
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Appendices:
Brazil, for ruining the rainforest and multiplying like rabbits.
Indonesia, see above.
Saudi Arabia, for being a stupid economy and the USA's whore.
India, for having way too many people.
If Africa were a country, it would be the last addition. Get your god-damned act together, people.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-12-28 10:37:37 EST (#)
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Borsch is Polish, not Russian.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-12-27 20:34:18 EST (#)
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people are fucking stupid.
Submitted by wus (user info) at 2006-12-27 19:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
unoriginal homogenized blather
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-27 17:52:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-27 11:33:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-12-27 11:16:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2006-12-27 08:26:31 EST (#)
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Pathetic attempt at most heated
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-27 01:40:38 EST (#)
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i really really don't like Cambodia
or Laos for that matter
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-12-26 21:01:28 EST (#)
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if this was counted down 10-1 instead of up 1-10 it would have been a 1
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-26 18:50:36 EST (#)
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yeah. you know what other country sucks? Delaware. That country sucks.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-26 18:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-26 13:36:00 EST (#)
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Well somebody has to do the jobs when people go to prison. But I guess a lot of the time those guys don't have jobs to take.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2006-12-26 13:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Bonus Country I Hate. India.
STOP TAKING OUR JOBS. STOP BREEDING. STOP THROWING ACID IN YOUR WOMEN'S FACES. STOP WORSHIPING COWS. THEY'RE FUCKING COWS!!!!"
Stop taking your jobs? OH i'm sorry, were you planning on opening up a convenience store? (source: Russel Peters)
Retard, go shoot yourself.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-26 12:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cry me a river, sissy-boy.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-26 12:31:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-26 12:08:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
How does this new revelation make you feel, loser.
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I honestly couldn't care less, jackass. You're some unknown person in Australia that I'll never meet, never know and never care about. Your death will mean as much to me as that of a dung beetle.
So. Uh. G'day mate. I gotta go. My cat is probably pissing all over my house right now. Anybody want a cat? His nuts have been chopped off so that's not an issue.....
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-26 12:23:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-26 12:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've read about 2 things you have ever written here.
The rest have been rated according the to the title and the picture.
How does this new revelation make you feel, loser.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Undoubtebly, Awesome-Face. But the time between thinking of doing this and writing it down was about 3 minutes, so the quality of the idea, much less the writing, is crappy.
The thing is, I don't care. It's Ubersite. It's Ubersite. A serious writers forumn. Remember?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:39:08 EST (#)
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You could have done better.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:35:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:27:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
See, you're a loser.
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Yeah, dude, I already KNOW that. Jesus. For someone who reads damn near everything I write you sure are slow on the uptake.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I laughed at the China one.
I was suprised you didn't include Mexico though.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See, you're a loser.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kinda hate them all too. More than that I hate that cow.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-26 11:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-26 08:37:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Weak, unsubstantiated hate.
You're such a pathetic loser...
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I KNEW you'd come on here and take this seriously, plop down a -2, and call me a loser.
And yet you keep coming back again and again and again and again.
Sorry fellah. I'm already in a relationship with a broad who makes me feel plenty shitty. You'll have to do much better than that.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:57:31 EST (#)
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You spelled medieval wrong.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kind of humourous. for a cunt.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:15:10 (#)
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Your mind is narrow, your eyes are short-sighted, bassiclly you are a dunce. Britain has contributed more to the universe than any other country; when little America has owned half the world they may have an opinion on world affairs (besides critasizeing everyone else). `Two World Wars`, you joined when they were finishing (almost, 1917, 1941... well), and nothing was done outside the interset of America. You are a selfish breed of imbreads, (except the south).
God (being an Englishman) save the queen.
*******
A shining example of low intellect and piss-poor education. Thankfully not representative of
all British.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Replace Japan with France and that's a good list
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:44:27 EST (#)
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Exhibit A: this
Exhibit B: Jeff Laben standup
maybe you should stop trying to make jokes, doesn't seem to be working out
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:39:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:04:45 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:51:48 (#)
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Repalce Israel with California and you got yourself one fine list.
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List of COUNTRIES, fucktard. But I'm sure a wealthy mule farmer like yourself is aware of that.
I was making a fucking joke, you stupid fucktard. You're a real smart one, asshole.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your mind is narrow, your eyes are short-sighted, bassiclly you are a dunce. Britain has contributed more to the universe than any other country; when little America has owned half the world they may have an opinion on world affairs (besides critasizeing everyone else). `Two World Wars`, you joined when they were finishing (almost, 1917, 1941... well), and nothing was done outside the interset of America. You are a selfish breed of imbreads, (except the south).
God (being an Englishman) save the queen.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:05:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for thinking Israel is a country.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
10 Cunts I Hate
Rosie O'Donnell
Martha Stewart
Ann Coulter
Paris Hilton
Reba McEntire
Tucker Carlson
Kevin Federline
Mr. Fuji
Lisa
"Middle Eye" from Apocalypto
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:04:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:51:48 (#)
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Repalce Israel with California and you got yourself one fine list.
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List of COUNTRIES, fucktard. But I'm sure a wealthy mule farmer like yourself is aware of that.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-12-26 10:02:37 EST (#)
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1. Japan.
Sony
2. Germany.
Beer & Brauts
3. Isreal.
Desert Eagle
4. England.
Winston Churchill
5. Russia.
Polonium 210 Smoothies
6. Australia.
Steve Irwin
8. Spain.
Spanish Rice
9. Switzerland.
Swiss Cake Rolls
10. China.
Sweet & Sour Chicken
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:51:48 EST (#)
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Repalce Israel with California and you got yourself one fine list.
Submitted by Nick_Dog (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I believe New Zeanland is the sheep fuckers, not Australia. True though we think we are above all others but which country doesn't?
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah man I can't stand China....
China INF is way overpowered, god l2p
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-26 09:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for thinking Israel is a country.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-26 08:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Weak, unsubstantiated hate.
You're such a pathetic loser...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-26 07:02:36 EST (#)
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1. Japan.
Jealous. They took what you did and did it better.
2. Germany.
Jealous. They are constitutionally stronger
3. Isreal.
Anti-semitic.
4. England.
Jealous. Stronger currency and not as hated by the public eye.
5. Russia.
Jealous. Stronger willed than ANY American. The poor drink the vinegar after finishing pickled food.
6. Australia.
Jealous. Has an export other than hatred and apathy.
8. Spain.
... Jealous of siestas? God knows I am.
9. Switzerland.
Jealous. Far more attractive general population, completely unobtainable for him.
10. China.
Largest export and manufacturing in the world. Whatever you own, something in it came from China. Jealous that US is no longer as important as they were, but still deluded as to their grandeur. Serves you (and us) right for outsourcing.
Amusing!
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2006-12-26 05:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-26 05:31:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-26 05:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
worth reading I suppose but ive seen better
meh
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-12-26 05:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ive seen don't bother made me don't bother no comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-26 04:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Outlandish nonsense, but of a refreshing brand.