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Wait a minute, why am I doing this? (546 hits)

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Rating: -0.43 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LongestPants (View user info) at 2006-12-30 00:40:47 EST


I don't know why. As soon as I hit the "hook me up!" button, the comments about how much of a waste of space I am will come drifting in.

It's not the attention, I'll guarantee that. As if I get any. No, nor is it the perverse pleasure I could get from seeing how much hate I can reap in (though that is fun). Perhaps it's just for your amusement. Yeah. I am giving you something to do. Isn't that good of me?

No? It's just fucking annoying?

It should be. I love you guys, and as such I am going to torture you with shitty writing until the day I die. Come on, craft your biting and sophisticated insults. I like the nerd one; it's refreshingly unoriginal. The whiny prick one is good too.

I just request that you do the insult that barely makes sense. It always makes me laugh.





















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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-01 06:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-01 14:04:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-01 06:34:24 EST (#)
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meh

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-31 10:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was shit.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-31 09:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

nah

Submitted by big_z_1980 (user info) at 2006-12-31 03:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

mmmm toxic hell

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-30 11:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck are you? Have I missed something?


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-30 10:36:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-28 22:16:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

I once ate three pounds of Hillshire Farm summer sausage in one day and got hives over 90 percent of my body. Soon thereafter, I got naked with my girlfriend for a while and she laughed the whole time. Well, she always laughed...when we were naked. She was Vietnamese. Probably still is, but I haven't seen her in years. Ever since, my mum has been sending me a three pound stick of Hillshire Farm summer sausage for Christmas. I'm not going to eat that thing in one day. That's pretty much my 'to do list' for the new year.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-12-30 10:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn you, I really want a burrito now.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-30 10:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2006-12-30 03:53:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-30 01:33:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-12-30 00:58:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

that is a kick ass taco bell sign...

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-30 01:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto old tacobell +2

them enchillada burritos rule

Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-30 00:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am going to noiminate this post for an uber award, be happy.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-12-30 00:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that is a kick ass taco bell sign...

Submitted by MistaCharisma (user info) at 2006-12-30 00:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kicker of all ass

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-12-30 00:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2




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