A walk with God (583 hits)
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Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2006-12-30 14:28:25 EST
"Chronic, my boy. Cigarettes kill."
"Good thing you're cool with it, then. What's good, Brother God Man?"
"I think we should talk about something. Walk with me. Toss the cigarette."
"Alright, what's up?"
"And light this."
"Hell, alright." ................................................................
"I killed James Brown before his time."
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"Listen. I had to, because of Saddam."
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"Like it or not, Saddam had lifeforce. A lot of it. And maybe not for the best reasons, but he did. I.."
"Get to where you killed James Brown" ....................................
"There are things that are right and things that are wrong, Chronic."
................................................................... "How could you?"
"Lucy was going to take Hussein, obviously. However, her impact is not only what influenced him, but also many of his killers. I saw it coming, and took the Godfather of Soul. You understand the balance don't you?"
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"I want to show you something."
"Okay..#$^&#()@_!..Alright, so where are we?"
"Coffee shop in Seattle. This is happening right now. Just enjoy your coffee and listen."
""So, Saddam's dead.""
"Yeah, good riddance to the fleabag."
""Yeah, but too bad it'll always be the footnote in an ill cast chapter of history.""
"So what, Saddam's dead.""
"""You guy's talking about Sodomy Insane?"""
"hahahaha"
""hahahhahahah""
"""hahahahhahahahahahahahhaa"""
"God, stop this. Please get me out of here."
#$^&#()@_!
"Is this better?"
"Much better. Where are we, somewhere in South Cali?"
"Si, ese."
"The Pacific is beautiful."
"Cigarette?"
"Sure."
"See that girl jogging? Watch her, Chronic. Just Watch."
"..........Wow. Oh, wow. haha. She totally just started rockin' out and bustin' moves with her ipod"
"Want to know what she's hearing?"
"Uh, alright.."
"YEEEEEEOWH! OH I GOT SOUL!!!! AND I'M SUper Baaaaaaaaad!"
"Hahaha awesome."
"Now don't you think I won that battle?"
"Well, you tied it up before you were losing, anyway."
"Heh. Hm."
#$^&#()@_!
"Back home and blazed. Enjoy your afternoon, kid."
"You too, Chief."
User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-01 17:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-01-01 15:24:31 EST (#)
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hiya
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-31 17:03:18 EST (#)
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hi!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-31 16:51:29 EST (#)
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I can't imagine what comment would be relevant. haha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-31 04:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love this stuff.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-31 03:03:00 EST (#)
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If this became a frequent series, I would start coming back to this site more often.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-30 22:48:45 EST (#)
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Get up, get on up,
Get up, get on up,
Stay on the scene,
Like a sex machine.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-30 22:43:44 EST (#)
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Yeah.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-12-30 21:38:30 EST (#)
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After just re-reading "I am a triceratops", this was very funny
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-30 20:48:20 (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2006-12-30 17:37:30 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Zebra
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Registered on or around: 2006-11-25 13:34:37
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-30 20:48:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2006-12-30 17:37:30 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Zebra
User id: 29369
Registered on or around: 2006-11-25 13:34:37
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-30 16:23:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-30 16:16:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-30 15:30:04 (#)
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Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-30 14:53:31 (#)
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Could this possibly have made less sense?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-30 15:30:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-30 14:53:31 (#)
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Could this possibly have made less sense?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-30 14:57:37 EST (#)
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I hereby convert to this religion. For a week or so.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-30 14:54:21 EST (#)
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Now here is a god I wouldn't mind believing in.
Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-30 14:53:31 EST (#)
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Could this possibly have made less sense?