I'm Thinking of Doing a Voicewhore. Any Suggestions? (776 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.14 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2007-01-01 10:19:01 EST
I've decided to post one of these so that all you idiots know exactly what I sound like.
Unfortunately, I don't know what include as the content.
Therefore, I pose the question to you: What would you like a big, handsome, strapping, born-and-bred Aussie legend to say for you?
Please, leave the pathetic gay jokes out of it. (That means you, EblownaGay)
So Uber, What will it be? My hand-written suicide letter? The entire menu from fok yu tu's chinese restaurant? The rolling story update for the original Star Wars?
You DECIDE!!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-10 19:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-15 09:25:16 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
we need you back if only to stick it to that faggot jonnyx
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yes by all means, do that
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-11 01:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW ABOUT U DO ONE OF A HORSE GIVING U ANAL
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-15 12:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we need you back if only to stick it to that faggot jonnyx
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought they replaced the yellow wiggle.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-03 14:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Feeeeeeeshhhh and cheeeeeeeeeepppppps
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps you tools could help me. Link reviews that you would like me to read, regardless of who posted them.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-01 15:16:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should assemble a list of your favourite replies you have made here on Uber - and reference them so that way people will know EXACTLY what you sound like when you took the time to shit all over their post.
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That is not a bad idea. I'll have to do some research.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-01-02 08:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just say "Oi Oi Oi" over and over again. Then punch a kangaroo.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 08:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do one of Orgasmajism's poems.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-02 00:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sing the song "row row row your boat"... i always laugh when i hear aussies sing that
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-01-01 20:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-01 13:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Read the back of a tampon box.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-01 18:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do...
no, I forget.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-01 18:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Better yet, compose and then read an ode to me and my skull face-ness.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-01-01 18:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Read the lyrics to "Bohemian Rhapsody." Also I think you should do an American accent.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-01 16:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A suicide note.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-01 15:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should assemble a list of your favourite replies you have made here on Uber - and reference them so that way people will know EXACTLY what you sound like when you took the time to shit all over their post.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-01 13:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Read the back of a tampon box.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-01 13:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-01-01 13:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's because those English transvestites are getting their shit ruined by our cricket team.
Maths is not my strong suit, Mr Alphabet.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-01 12:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn. Didn't mean to give this a neutral rating. Sorry about that.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-01 12:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*You're* an idiot if you have to ask.
There are currently 17 million people in Texas, most of whom have dreams of becoming an oil tycoon. I happen to live 1,500 miles away in a state that is distinctly lacking in natural oil reserves. You do the math, if you're capable.
I know that great mathmatical equations like addition and subtraction give you a tremendous headache, but I have faith that you can figure it out within a few weeks, if you really concentrate.
By the way, Eddie Izzard called Australians "a bunch of fags" last night. Just thought you'd like to know that even British transvestites think your country is ghey.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-01-01 12:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*You're* what, fuckface?
I thought a budding texas oil baron like yourself would have better things to do on New Year's day than fawn over me and tickle your little microdick.
Sucks to be you, assbasher.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-01 12:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*you're*
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-01 12:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your right. Here. Have a -2 as a gesture of apology.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-01-01 12:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not very nice :(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-01 11:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoo-hoo! Another list I made.
How about the gurgling sounds you make as you slit your own throat?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-01 10:27:20 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/96731
I really think that someone should do a voice recording of this.