"Auld Lang Syne" as performed by Ubersite (3089 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.76 on 144 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-01-02 09:15:38 EST
This would have been up yesterday, and holiday-appropriate, but I thought I'd be kind and give an interested party a little more time to submit his file. I'm not gonna name names, but if you want to blame anyone please direct all of your attention to someone whose name rhymes with "Blaxowottle." But do it here. You know...for the heat.
ANYWAY...in the fine tradition of "Do They Know It's Christmas Time at All?" and "We Are the World," comes a collaboration of raw talent the likes of which hasn't been seen since Wham! first got together. I figured it would be appropriate to kick off the new year with an expression of togetherness, of the oneness of all things Uber. All thanks to Davros, Redskieslookfake, Sacrilicious, CaptainThorns and Bartholemew Cilfone for their participation. And thanks to The Internet, without which I'd never have accessed any of the shittacular files required to assemble this god-awful attempt at a song.
So kick back, try and pretend it's New Year's Eve/Day, enjoy, and remember that I should never, ever be allowed to mess around with music software. Evar.
Auld Lang Syne (Ghey City Rollers Remix).mp3 (5 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-01 03:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-31 17:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Always +2 worthy for eternity. Always.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-31 14:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Play the song and get them to sing along, Bubs.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-31 13:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This old coot plans to stay home tonight. Family and friends coming over, staying on couches and in spare rooms. No deaths anywhere, I hope.
HFNY!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-31 12:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh hey this thing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-31 11:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm vaguely interested in having Saccy swallow my batch, now.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-31 11:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yozz is gonna party old school - like, I dunno, maybe like its 1999.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-31 11:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWWWW!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-31 10:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Celebrate, motherfuckers.
Celebrate like you've got a set.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 11:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's certainly the greatest mutli-talent effort that involved Super Mario Bros. sound effects after a break. I know that much.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 11:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW VERY DARE YOU.
This was the best cross-continental collaboration ever recorded over a cheesy disco guide track EVAR.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 10:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh God, and to think I had successfully blocked this from my memory.
How terribl......y awesome.
Always rock the THX certification. Always.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-31 18:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
TURN IT DOWN.
If I want to hear bart's voice, I'll fart and respond.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-31 18:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Turn it up!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-31 17:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*clap clap clap*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-31 16:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your mind's been going for years. I'm surprised you can remember to dress yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-31 12:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I forgot how mindless and awful this was.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Surreal.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, this still kicks ass.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-06 21:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 01:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
My cats, Luggage and Baggage, are hiding under the bed peeking out hearing this up loud- I think it was Daver0s that scared them
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They are obviously female. I scare females of every species.
-Dave
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-06 19:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 22:31:38 (#)
Coley -- you and Lishy need to do a 'sick throated, sultry' sort of collabortion. Stat.
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we better hurry the fuck up; I'm almost back to normal (whatever that is)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-06 19:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:02:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU ORC, S'NOT FUNNY
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<3 darling
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay. I'm back now.
Tracy is in hysterics and dancing around the room.
I didn't kill her.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 01:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My cats, Luggage and Baggage, are hiding under the bed peeking out hearing this up loud- I think it was Daver0s that scared them, although I think he sounds Grunge. Hang on, friend wants to say hi
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From Tracy:
She's having laughing fit. Who did the purple hippo dancing thing? I hate you, she makes us watch it once a week at least, and some cow coming in a dorm. This is better. Did the opening of this song come from Lover Boy's "Turn Me Loose"! haha, yoou dudes are fraaaREEEEEKS, love it. Ps, we're dancing 2 this0, scary as it sounds. We may YouTube it. Ps, the girl at beginning sounds like Sneaker Pimps. Way cool. Dretta said she wants to wrestle Apollo? Wisher, I mean.
Happy new year's from Tracy, Wisher, and Blakely
shhhh
Wish has a crush on who posted this. Now im dead.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-05 17:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooops *cutseys in apology*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-05 17:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now just WHAT do you think you're doing using capital letters, young man??
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-01-05 17:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look into that, would you? "Uber ringtones."
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-05 16:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!HA!HHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!
Part of it sounds like a very depressed Elvis mwhahahahahahahahahaMWAHAHAHaahA
I love how proud you sound near the end!!!
Heart and Soul, Heart and Soul.
trumpet, trumpet trumpet!
What a ring tone it would be................
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You wanna buy some online jewelry? HAHAHA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your vocal track was absolutely awesome. It made me want to march and tromp through the moors and meadows, sound a horn and bang a drum.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also I appear to much louder than everyone else, for which I apologise.
-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:22:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I had to go with the trumpet solo, Thorns. It was just...it was just so bad.
Oh, and Davros' vocal track ROCKED.
I've made it the sound that plays when I start up my work computer, to wake everyone the fuck up.
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Glad to be of service.
This was truly awful in a good way.
I need to listen again.
-Dave
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-01-04 13:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME!!!
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2007-01-04 11:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-04 11:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-01-04 01:32:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahhaa
THE TRUMPET SOLO IS CLASSIC
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*bows profusely*
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-01-04 01:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahhaa
THE TRUMPET SOLO IS CLASSIC
WOO GO BEARS WOOO
AND BART
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-03 22:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-01-03 19:40:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
The female voice was the only saving grace. Everyone else sounded like Beeb, or rather, how I'd expect Beeb to sound like--drunk, out of synch with time and space, Chunk-like, Sloth-like, Mel-Gibson-after-two-bong-hits-like.
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Please...everyone was singing properly. The background 'nts nts nts nts' was off, and to blame.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-03 21:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm learning to play the piano again, myself.
You guys might like this game, by the way.
www.lost.eu/13f4f
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-03 21:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure awesome goodness.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-01-03 20:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
You have way too much fucking time on your hands.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-01-03 19:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The female voice was the only saving grace. Everyone else sounded like Beeb, or rather, how I'd expect Beeb to sound like--drunk, out of synch with time and space, Chunk-like, Sloth-like, Mel-Gibson-after-two-bong-hits-like.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COME ON YOU GUYS, YOU'RE LETTING JACK'S POST SHOVE THIS OFF MOST HEATED
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-03 14:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't been able to listen to this. No speakers at work and I forgot about it when I got home yesterday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-03 14:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-03 12:54:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I sing it makes cats cringe.
You owe me +2's for life for not replying to your request... in fact, everyone does.
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Oh I haven't even gotten started on all you "too good to reply to the initial email" people yet...
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-01-03 13:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear... I actually really enjoy this. Sadly, it's going onto teh ipod.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-03 13:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-03 12:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I sing it makes cats cringe.
You owe me +2's for life for not replying to your request... in fact, everyone does.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-03 08:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, still good the day after.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-03 05:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man. I sing crap but...just oh man. Though right now I have a throat cold and as a result my voice is all gruff and sexy. WOO!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-03 04:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome.
And I wasn't singing out of key. My singing was so awesome that your ears could not comprehend its magnificence.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-03 04:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
needs more cowbell
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-03 04:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Collabortion?
Is that when it's so sexy it makes you do a soda spittake?
I can't breathe and I can't sleep and I demand someone wake up and suffer with me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-03 00:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was rubbing it in.
Stop arguing with yourself, what are you, a ventriloquist?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-03 00:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I....I just said that.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-03 00:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You missed my musical expertise and you know it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 23:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for nothing, Stagger. The entire piece suffered because you did not participate.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-02 23:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh your god.
Sorry, I forgot to reply to the email and tell you that all my recording gear was currently at my mate's house.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-01-02 23:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-02 22:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 22:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:30:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Was bart given a recording of the music before singing horribly out of key?
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He sent me three takes, and selected one blindly from the lot. Whether it's the best or the worst is between Bart and his microphone.
Coley -- you and Lishy need to do a 'sick throated, sultry' sort of collabortion. Stat.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was bart given a recording of the music before singing horribly out of key?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU ORC, S'NOT FUNNY
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-02 20:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It worked! I guess running fiddy things on my desktop at once slows things down a bit.
Awesomeness.
I LOLd @ the "internet jewelry" part of the intro.
Good work, nerds.
(PS I <3 nerds)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 20:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley, you must find a way. I'll e-mail it to you to see if that works.
And my voice sounds the same way right now. I'm glad I "sang" when I did. We should somehow capitlaize on our sick/sexy voices. BUT HOW? Ponder that. I have to go to bed.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-02 20:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, the fucking thing won't open on my comp.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:21:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm sorry you were the only girl singing on this.
If I were you I'd blame the following women who showed interest in playing along and then never did much about it:
Professional_Peon
ghola
coley
SHAME ON YOU ALL.
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HEY
I have almost no voice right now so you'd only hear "scratchy scratchy sexy hoarse breathy sultry mama" and really, who wants that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-02 18:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fucking awful. You really need to get out of the house...at least once in 2007.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-02 17:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Effort.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Zebra
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-02 17:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You let feety curse? I guess he is an Uber baby, so it's only natural.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 17:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
feety was really excited that you let him curse.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And didn't I hear feety and Helmut Cat in there, too?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:22:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
In case anyone's curious ---
misc. Uber comments: Orgasmatron
verse 1: Sacrilicious/Orgasmatron
verse 2: bart
rap: CaptainThorns
verse 3: Davros/redskieslookfake
verse 1 (repeat): all
verse 1 (repeat): bart
farewell: bart
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LET'S NOT FORGET THE ILLUSTRIOUS TRUMPET SOLO NOW EH
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, I'll trying crying elmo tears. Who wants to tickle me?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
one time, in police school, they made us listen to a tape of a woman being tortured with pliers.
this was worse.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and by that I mean this was the worst thing I have ever heard in my life.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was completely horrible.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:17:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
elmo tears?
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Yes, elmo tears. You've never cried those before?
They're ever so much better than emo tears.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In case anyone's curious ---
misc. Uber comments: Orgasmatron
verse 1: Sacrilicious/Orgasmatron
verse 2: bart
rap: CaptainThorns
verse 3: Davros/redskieslookfake
verse 1 (repeat): all
verse 1 (repeat): bart
farewell: bart
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
elmo tears?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-02 15:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-02 14:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghey City Rollers, heh
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 14:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-02 14:32:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not only could I not get a track to you in time, I can't open this at work. I am so emo sad right now.
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Cry, MyTee. Cry those elmo tears for me.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-02 14:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy sweet jeebus...
I don't know if I want to laugh insanely or shove pencils in my ears.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-02 14:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not only could I not get a track to you in time, I can't open this at work. I am so emo sad right now.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 13:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just listened to this for about the tenth time.
It still rocks.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-02 13:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahah
that made my ears bleed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 13:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have another +2 because I just noticed the album name on the file in WMP..."Is This Burning An Eternal LaFlamme"
*dies again*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-02 13:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Out-fucking-standing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 13:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Maybe It's Maybelline."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 12:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just remember, Method: every kiss begins with Kay.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-02 12:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I caught that. You're a real piece of shit.
I mean work. Real piece of work.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-02 12:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a=lovely awsomeness
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-01-02 12:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is an anticipatory +2 because I think it best if I wait until I get home to listen to this
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awe-inspiring.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Allllllllllllllllll day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because your funky ways would put us all to shame. Obviously.
Actually the initial message was sent out to as many addresses as could be rounded up quickly, as I originally had designs on getting this up before the weekend. Because of this, I'm sure many a user was left off the list. All apologies for that.
And yet, to think - had everyone that I contacted replied there would have been a good 20+ voices on this thing.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why wasn't i invited to the party?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M A BIG GIRL TOO
Boy, I mean. Boy.
Um.
Never mind.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, by "internet" I mean the various sites that I stumbled upon to get all of the sound effects that wound up in this piece. Besides, I don't carry a scythe. Scythes are very outdated, and don't go well with my cowboy boots. I wield a hammer these days.
And I'm sorry you were the only girl singing on this.
If I were you I'd blame the following women who showed interest in playing along and then never did much about it:
Professional_Peon
ghola
coley
SHAME ON YOU ALL.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By "internet", don't you mean the drunken, scythe wielding Orgasmatron who showed up at our houses dressed as santa, with a menacing look and a microphone? I got off easy because I'm the chick but those other poor bastards..you can hardly hear the fear in their voices at all.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 11:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:55:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:50:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
i bout cried on the trumpet solo from laughing so hard. all i could imagine was a drunk as hell street performer on new years eve walking down the street stumbling and playing as he went along
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WHO TOLD YOU?!?
Actually, a drunken trumpet player would have done that track better justice than me, probably.
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all i can say is pure awesomeness. i don't care what anyone else says
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:50:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
i bout cried on the trumpet solo from laughing so hard. all i could imagine was a drunk as hell street performer on new years eve walking down the street stumbling and playing as he went along
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WHO TOLD YOU?!?
Actually, a drunken trumpet player would have done that track better justice than me, probably.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:50:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
i bout cried on the trumpet solo from laughing so hard. all i could imagine was a drunk as hell street performer on new years eve walking down the street stumbling and playing as he went along
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Likely walking around with a dump in his pants at the time, too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:49:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:46:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
He probably forgot, what with having so many of my real orgasms on tape.
Thorny- you're meant to play instruments. NO MORE RAPPING FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN.
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Oh, I see...I just KNEW those videos on piratess_sex.com seemed familiar to me somehow. :-D
No more rapping, huh? Fine, then...is it okay if I scat?
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German?
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(Scatting)
I'm the Scatman
(Scatting)
I'm the Scatman
(Scatting)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.
Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman.
Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman.
Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if the could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Scatman.
(Scatting)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Scatman.
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat.
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin' the saints are still weepin' cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.
I'm the Scatman.
(Scatting)
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
(Scatting)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Typical Kracka behaviour ;)
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crap for got to rate so here are a bunch
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i bout cried on the trumpet solo from laughing so hard. all i could imagine was a drunk as hell street performer on new years eve walking down the street stumbling and playing as he went along
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:46:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
He probably forgot, what with having so many of my real orgasms on tape.
Thorny- you're meant to play instruments. NO MORE RAPPING FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN.
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Oh, I see...I just KNEW those videos on piratess_sex.com seemed familiar to me somehow. :-D
No more rapping, huh? Fine, then...is it okay if I scat?
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German?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
He probably forgot, what with having so many of my real orgasms on tape.
Thorny- you're meant to play instruments. NO MORE RAPPING FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN.
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Oh, I see...I just KNEW those videos on piratess_sex.com seemed familiar to me somehow. :-D
No more rapping, huh? Fine, then...is it okay if I scat?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:38:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have participated but Im at my parents house and theyre luddites
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I threw in the Super Mario sound effects for you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:38:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have participated but Im at my parents house and theyre luddites
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No one would have understood you anyway
ZING
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He probably forgot, what with having so many of my real orgasms on tape.
Thorny- you're meant to play instruments. NO MORE RAPPING FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have participated but Im at my parents house and theyre luddites
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey O-Man...hop on IM if you get a moment. So I can jizz all over your screenname.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Saccy - did your lover tell you that I tracked your orgasm from "The Orgasmastron" for this little ditty?
You'll have to take it up with him as to why it's not included. My suggestion is a discussion with whips and chains. :-p
Oh, little Feety sounds MARVELLOUS, by the way.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD IT'S GLORIOUS
I...I can't even pick one favorite part.
Thanks for well-masking the fact that I can't sing at all.
Davros..OMG THE DAVROS..I want a hug.
Bart's "woooooo" is adorable.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:22:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I had to go with the trumpet solo, Thorns. It was just...it was just so bad.
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Understood. And thanks for working my rap in. :-D
In retrospect, it's probably best you didn't use the other eleven FX tracks I sent you. This thing was an extremely busy disaster as it stands. And I LOVE IT!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:01:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to play the skinflute.
It was shite.
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The skinflute you say? I bet you were swell, Bumshower.
Thorns - I used Audacity. Why? Because that's what I had.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done indeed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O - you're the one who laid down the Technodrumbeatofdeath!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:22:10 EST (#)
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I had to go with the trumpet solo, Thorns. It was just...it was just so bad.
Oh, and Davros' vocal track ROCKED.
I've made it the sound that plays when I start up my work computer, to wake everyone the fuck up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have learned something from this experience: Brits sing faster than Americans.
Hopefully the extend-o-peen timing changes I did didn't take away from any of the trasnatlantic vocals.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Allllllllll day.
By the way, O-Man, what software did you use to do your mixing and effects?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to play the flute.
It was shite.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 10:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Incidentally, I don't play any woodwind instruments. At ALL.
Well, okay, I can play my recorder, but only in the key of C, and that sounds about as awful as the trumpet. Ocarinas are cool though.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:58:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
DEAR LORD
You are forbidden from using Brass.
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NOOOOOO
Honestly, it's just my trumpet playing that sucks!
I'll even do a vidwhore to prove I can play trombone.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DEAR LORD
You are forbidden from using Brass.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:57:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:51:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to find Captain Thorns and confiscate his trumpet.
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That is what happens when you don't touch an instrument in at least two years. :-p
What O-Man failed to include in the rendition is my MUCH better trombone solo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Truly Hilarious
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to find Captain Thorns and confiscate his trumpet.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:42:22 EST (#)
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Oh dear lord..........
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, it's done now...
...and I must say, good show, old man.
*applauds*
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't listen to it but I'm sure it's shit
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTFIMNOTREADINGALLTHAT
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY FUCKING LORD
You SOLOED that horrific trumpet track of mine!
*dies*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK
HELMUT CAT SOLO!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Excellent intro!
This will be +2'ed all day.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10 seconds in and i'm already shaking my head and laughing
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. Then I coughed for 10 minutes, goddamn this cold.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anticipatory +2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-02 09:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good show!