I Think I Deleted My Internet Explorer Icon (752 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.93 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Five Star General (View user info) at 2007-01-02 15:23:52 EST
I was drinking some tequila while surfing the internet last night.
While checking out eBay, I noticed an auction for a hello kitty bedspread and I was like "What the shit is this mess? I typed in NFL sports memorabilia on my search box. I was mad as hell. Maybe it was the tequila talking, but maybe it was just the arrogant prick who fills my shoes just being his jerky self.
Anyway, I stumbled away from my computer desk and accidentally threw a frisbee through the front window of my home. I must have whizzed that thing 100 miles an hour to go through the plate glass window! Well, my hand being attached to the end of the frisbee I was holding might have helped.
So now my hand was bleeding, the window was busted open and snow was coming in. I went out into the yard to grab a piece of plywood to stick on the side of the house to block the snow and wind from coming through.
In the process of getting the slab of wood, I stepped on and crushed baby Jesus to death. My mom didn't take down the nativity scene and, in my drunken stupor, didn't see the damn thing before knocking down Mary and giving jesus one hell of a crushing with my doc martins. So now, I had baby jesus clinging to my boot like a snowshoe while I'm carrying this 4 by 7 piece of plywood.
Hurrying to put the plywood up where the window had been, I wound up putting the whole piece of wood through the window and I could hear crashing on the other end.
I ran to the porch, where I finally shook Jesus from my heel, and opened the door to witness a TV lying face down on the carpet, several broken christmas decorations laying in pieces beside the coffee table, and my computer keyboard dangling from the desk onto the floor.
I said "Fuck this shit" and went to bed. My folks were out of town for New Years, so I could fix it the next day.
But I just booted up the computer and couldn't find the windows explorer icon on the desktop. WHAT THE FUCK!? I had to get there from the START button. Doesn't some things just piss you the fuck off?
User Reviews
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-01-03 11:54:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-02 19:18:20 (#)
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use firefox you nitwit.
Fuck Firefox, use Avant.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-03 10:08:32 EST (#)
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You killed Jesus, you damn, dirty Jew!
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-03 08:03:50 EST (#)
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*looks around*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-02 22:48:12 EST (#)
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que?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-02 22:19:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-02 20:02:02 EST (#)
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heheheh
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-02 19:18:20 EST (#)
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use firefox you nitwit.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-02 19:00:05 EST (#)
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plywood only comes in 4 X 8 sheets
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-02 18:48:56 EST (#)
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okeydoke
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-02 17:36:04 EST (#)
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odd
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-02 16:51:56 EST (#)
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Ever seen a cartoon where the bankrobbers (usually dogs that walk upright and talk like old timey gangsters) are running away and spilling money everywhere? The way I feel while seeing those cartoons is the same exact way I felt while reading your post. It is just worth reading, but only just.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-02 16:34:48 EST (#)
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OH NOES! Jeebus got crushed?!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-02 16:26:12 EST (#)
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Tequila is the liquor of champions. The Wheaties of Booze, only with 100% less homosexual athletes on the cover.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-02 16:25:59 EST (#)
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too bad you didnt delete http://www.ubersite.com
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-02 16:15:23 EST (#)
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This was horrible, so +2 for making me forget something.