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When Life Gives You Lemons... (853 hits)

Category: Politics -> Iraq

Rating: 0.28 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-01-03 16:13:08 EST


BUY STEAKS!



ImGoingToEatMooseSteakTonight.jpg (11 kB)

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-04 09:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

keep my name out of your mouth loser.



Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-04 01:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:27:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, """

you could do with some steak then you asexual skull faced bony cunt.

***

Apollo {and that user name is blasphemy, btw} you only demean yourself when you lash out, even in your impotent style, at one who is by far your superior, both at writing skills and at life - you bloated, sexually ambiguous loser. Why don't you tilt your waterhead a tad to the left and disrupt the tides with it's gravitational pull, it might help global warming, so long as you don't exhale.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-04 01:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rebumping it for the hell of it

oh yeah

ONE POST PER DAY N00B

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-03 18:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

at first I was going to give this a +2 for not being lemonparty. Then I remembered that posting old man porn is more a matter of obligation than courtesy.

I don't think you deserve a reward for not doing something that you shouldn't have been doing in the first place.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-03 18:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

what gives?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-03 18:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


When life gives you lemons.....





Have a lemonparty!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-03 18:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


So Canadian currency is now interchangable with lemons?

Man, things have changed since my last visit.


Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-03 18:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

when life gives you lemons you make lemonAIDS

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-03 17:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fif.

Did I get that right?


Steak is teh awesome.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, or decreased potency, of human males.
------
BEEF! IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER, BITCHES

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, or decreased potency, of human males.


=========================

So one day I'll have an extra set of boobies to play with. I fail to see a downside here.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bah

Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you remembered!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:27:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, or decreased potency, of human males.

--

That explains a lot...
==
you mean it explains your penchant for cats?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for the tip.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

When life gives you lemons, sell them at the farmer's market for fifty cents a pop, then take the leftovers and whip up a lemon meringue pie.

Mmmmmm.....pie....

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, """

you could do with some steak then you asexual skull faced bony cunt.



Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, or decreased potency, of human males.

--

That explains a lot...




Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i mostly eat game meat. beef is boring.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

when life gives you lemons you make Tuaca Lemon Drops.

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, or decreased potency, of human males.

Not to mention

Mad Cow Disease
Excess cholesterol


And other wonderful things.

___________

lies! i will not hear a word against red meat.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Red meat has hormones.

X-tra estrogen injected into cows.

Leading to feminization, or decreased potency, of human males.

Not to mention

Mad Cow Disease
Excess cholesterol


And other wonderful things.




Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the low-res arab guy icon choice.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Watch out! The moose will try to sit on your face...

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didnt know Canadiadians ate steaks. Do you smother them in gravy and cheese?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

shouldnt it be trade the lemons for steak?

thatd make more sense.

+1 for effort.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for effort


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