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2 Things: I Need Filthy/ETS's Email Address, & Uber's Search Engine Is Pants. (861 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 1.15 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-01-04 04:44:13 EST


That's right Bartholemew, I said it.

Your site is pretty lekker and all, but when I need to find either Mister Tooth Syndrome or his wifeys email address, which I KNOW FOR PRETTY GOLDURNED SURE is pasted somewhere about this place, I'm forced to wade through bajillions of thingumbobs, reviews, and still not come right.

So there. Take that. I still need to write you a little thank you note by the way. You were right about the 'auras' thing.

Anyhoo.

If anyone would please help a clicky out, and give me Filthy Assistants email address, or even her little curmudgeon of a husbands one, that'd be great.

In return, and to revent this post from being a total waste of your time, I will merely make it into a vague waste of your time, with a picture.

Here, have a photo I took last week at Spier wine estate. His name is Jasper, I think. The furry little shit ate my watch strap.











cute little buggers when they aren't pooping on your slip slops..JPG (128 kB)

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Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-01-07 09:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-04 09:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

knifeweildingnutjob.at.cia.gov

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-05 02:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-04 11:48:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

i heard about these things in the pic. so how was everything my friend?
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Absolutely awesome 100%
Too good. :(

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna own one of those

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty kitty

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"help a clicky out"

heh.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-04 15:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lazy

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-04 15:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

KITTY!

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-04 13:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Can't help there.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-04 12:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't help you.
I'm sorry.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-04 11:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i heard about these things in the pic. so how was everything my friend?

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-01-04 10:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheetah

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-04 10:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

[insert witty email addresses here]

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-04 09:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uglysmackheadwhore.at.heroin.com and knifeweildingnutjob.at.cia.gov



Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-01-04 09:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey phuz hon... been a while.

*kiss*

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-04 07:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why hi Miss Lishious!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-04 07:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome back, Mr Gish.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-04 06:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Plus, Danger Ranger is old.

He would get busted down to kit form in the very first scrum.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 06:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

eat some chicken you fatty.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-04 06:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Danger_Ranger is just jealous cos he's not samoan and therefore can't play.



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have some totally brilliant wallpaper of the all blecks trudging off all defeated like from the semi in the last world cup. You should see that rod-stewart-haired Marshall, he looks SO dejected..

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:26:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Brad.

And a slip slop, like I said, is a flip flop, a sandal, a beachy-footwear thingumjob.


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In australia they call them thongs - cos australians are weird and most likely inbred.

Here in Kiwiland we call them Jandals, if you translate that into FOB speak it's 'chandals'

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:03:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

I still don't understand the silly ties cowboys wear though... "ooh, it's a formal shindig, Ah better wrap mah shoelaces round mah neck and glue a quarter to 'em, look real spiffy..."
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I'm plus two'ing the above, I think it made me a bit moist in my pants. Frankly I don't give a damn about ets and filthy, I call shenanigans. unless it's real. then I'm calling i knew it first. but was sceptical. like the u.s. calling all homeland security on China thinking about buying Unocal. like flexing their disinterested 'watch-this' global muscle.

cue ets.

and Jack. or wisher or whatever his name is.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Brad.

And a slip slop, like I said, is a flip flop, a sandal, a beachy-footwear thingumjob.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

What is a slip slop?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I find it exceedingly hilarious when journalists, particularly British journalists who should know better, act as if the course of events upon which we now find ourselves has been dictated from seats in Washington or Israel.

The major shareholders of the United States Federal Reserve Bank are English, not American. Anyone with even two bits of sense will understand right away what that really means, but just in case the ol' brain is on freeze dry setting at the moment, allow me... It means that the British Empire is alive and well and the United States and its people are little more than a scapegoat for a much larger global agenda primarily centered in London and formulated by people with names like Rothschild and Rockefeller.

Its buzzword or catchphrase, which used to be "New World Order" has evolved in recent years toward the much more clandestine and palatable "globalization", which essentially means the ultimate end to state sovereignty and the usurpation of world power by a few uber-wealthy elitists.

At the moment, it is to the globalist's advantage to take it slowly on the issue of Iran because of the China and Russia complications - aka conflicting oil and trade interests - but our salivating desire is nonetheless transparent.

The world of the 21st Century is what Zbigniew Brzezinski called the "Grand Chessboard" and the western capitalist, neo-colonialist powers are well ahead of the game. It's going to be both appalling and hilarious watching them work over the next decade to deceive and delude the public on the road to getting what they ultimately desire, nothing less than the deepest, darkest desire of man - undisputed and unlimited power.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

flip flop, sandal, open shoe vibe...

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is a slip slop?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 05:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.myspace.com/electrictoothsyndrome




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snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
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