What's The HOTTEST Sex You Ever Had? (1503 hits)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2007-01-04 18:16:04 EST
I'm curious to know. I bet it didn't beat mine.....
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:48:35 EST (#)
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I am a virgin.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-01-05 13:08:18 EST (#)
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I fucked a neutron star once. It was close to 1,000,000 K there.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:43:39 EST (#)
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I fucked a a plain biscuit with sugar on once, it wasn't NICE...................
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:33:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:24:45 (#)
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You wouldn't believe me if I told you and everyone else is going to lie to you about theirs.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:42:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:31:04 EST (#)
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actually, lisa, I wouldn't cry.
when my gf palm-slaps me in the face, among other things, i laugh uncontrollably. that pisses her off even more so she beats me harder until i am almost knocked out. the whole scene reminds me of my violent mommy, which is probably why it causes such a rush of blood to my penis.
when you are not a virgin anymore, you will find out about that stuff.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:08:16 EST (#)
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I had a threesome with Caulaincourt and Kaelic. They made me dress like an army sergeant and shout angry obscenities. Afterwards, I held them and stroked their hair while they cried.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-01-05 00:55:45 EST (#)
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Cool werewolf, but seriously, what's sex?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-01-05 00:45:45 EST (#)
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What's sex?
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:30:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:21:18 EST (#)
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First, I guarantee that creature's box is absolutely hairless.
Second...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:18:05 (#)
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9 minutes ago...with my right hand.
...might just be the most honest Shlongy review ever. Ever.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:05:50 EST (#)
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with a person?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:47:55 EST (#)
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do any of you folks at home understand how hot it is under this thing? and the furs in my teeth,
I MEAN SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! AND TALK ABOUT TEETHING THE OLD COCKOLA!
I bled the other day. No. Seriously. Look at this bitch...
she was all like.. "Wrarra a **snort** GRRRRRR......"
and I was all like ..."Yeah, fuckin' rights come 'ere and make fuck honey!"
but then on the inside I was all like...."Oh noes....I'm having sex with a wolf again...."
and she was all like "Wrarra a **snort** GRRRRRR......"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:41:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:04:31 (#)
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every single time with my gf
OH WAIT! I'M A FUCKING FAG!
I MEAN THAT TIME I SUCKED MY DAD'S COCK WHILE HE WAS DRIVING US TO OUR GRAND-MOTHER FUNERAL!
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHA *dies*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:29:51 EST (#)
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I think it moved. That's just wrong.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:03:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:49:31 (#)
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I took your mom and a thai hooker under a bridge. I told them to go at it while I jerked off. Then I climbed on your mom while the hooker pissed in a paper cup. I got off your mom and had the hooker suck me off while your mom sang the first chorus to "The Sound of Music". Then I took the hooker in the ass while your mom fisted her and the hooker ate out your mom. When I was ready to come, I punched the hooker in the eye and shoved my cock in your mom's hair to blow the load.
Then we threw the paper cup away.
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As long as you threw the paper cup away, otherwise it would just be weird.
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:54:42 EST (#)
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GREATEST POST IVE EVER SEEN ON UBERS
BRAVO, FUCKING FAN TASTIC
SHINE
FUCKING
BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:49:31 EST (#)
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I took your mom and a thai hooker under a bridge. I told them to go at it while I jerked off. Then I climbed on your mom while the hooker pissed in a paper cup. I got off your mom and had the hooker suck me off while your mom sang the first chorus to "The Sound of Music". Then I took the hooker in the ass while your mom fisted her and the hooker ate out your mom. When I was ready to come, I punched the hooker in the eye and shoved my cock in your mom's hair to blow the load.
Then we threw the paper cup away.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:28:12 EST (#)
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ironically, Lisa and i had some really good breakup sex.
and we fucked in a bathroom at O'Hare. that was pretty hot.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:19:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:14:20 EST (#)
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holy lord
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:28:58 EST (#)
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In a department store changing room.
I lie - it wasn't me some other couple were doing it but I had a some spare time and a well placed mirror so i stuck around for the show.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:18:05 EST (#)
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9 minutes ago...with my right hand.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:01:24 EST (#)
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Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go."
You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fuckin' wanted like.
So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it! Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:59:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:30:45 (#)
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Your mom.
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mOm? Circe has gone Yank.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:11:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:51:50 (#)
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This post is ridiculous. Nobody on this site has ever had sex.
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That picture made me want to puke for some reason.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:04:31 EST (#)
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every single time with my gf
OH WAIT! I'M A FUCKING FAG!
I MEAN THAT TIME I SUCKED MY DAD'S COCK WHILE HE WAS DRIVING US TO OUR GRAND-MOTHER FUNERAL!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:04:05 EST (#)
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What Lishy said, plus I'm planning on having some awesome kind this year. Ohhhh yes, yes I am.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:03:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:21:50 (#)
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I'm saving myself but I'm sure it will be everything I dream it will be.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-04 19:00:18 EST (#)
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ONE TIME I HAD SEX WITH SIX MILLION STRIPPERS.
THERE WAS COCONUT OIL SPLATTERED ABOUT.
AND FRUITY RUM DRINKS.
ALSO A CIRCUS COMPLETE WITH TRAPEZE ARTISTS WAS THERE. THE PERFORMERS CAVORTED. MERRILY.
AND A MARIACHI BAND PLAYED COVERS OF OLD ENGLISH PUNK SONGS.
ALSO GOD WAS THERE.
HE GAVE ME A SLOW CLAP AFTER MY MONSTROUS CLIMAX. A TEAR FORMED IN HIS EYE AS HE GAVE ME A KNOWING SMILE.
DID I MENTION THAT MY MONSTROUS CLIMAX INSTANTANEOUSLY MADE EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET PREGNANT? IT DID. THEY GAVE BIRTH TO SOLID GOLD BABIES NINE MONTHS LATER AND THEY WERE ALL NAMED AFTER ME.
COLD MEDICINE, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:57:55 EST (#)
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EXLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE HOTTEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75837
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:51:50 EST (#)
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This post is ridiculous. Nobody on this site has ever had sex.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:50:25 EST (#)
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I honestly don't know. My first time with one girl was so good that people heard us in the street below. I still remember them talking "Hey man, I think people are having sex up their". That and she dug into my back. Damn it was good.
Though my last time rates right up their with all the foreplay we had and definitely did more positions. One of the two for sure.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:45:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:30:45 (#)
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Your mom.
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I was the meat in that sandwich!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:44:56 EST (#)
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One word.
Immac.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:35:28 EST (#)
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ALL THESE PEOPLE WITH THEIR SEX STORIES ARE JUST SHOWING OFF
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:33:01 EST (#)
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um...
i dunno...chick with a fever in a sauna?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:32:20 EST (#)
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FUCK! That was fine pasted in the fucking box.
DAMN YOU BARTHOLAMEW! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
It said toroidal chamber in magnetic coils in russian.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:31:28 EST (#)
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FUCK YEAH MOTHERBITCHES
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:30:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:20:56 (#)
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The surface of the sun.
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Inside a тороидальная камера в магнитных катушках.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:30:45 EST (#)
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Your mom.
Was I first? Did I win?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:24:45 EST (#)
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You wouldn't believe me if I told you and everyone else is going to lie to you about theirs.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:24:37 EST (#)
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You act like you're the only one to ever fuck a furry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:21:50 EST (#)
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I'm saving myself but I'm sure it will be everything I dream it will be.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:21:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:20:56 EST (#)
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The surface of the sun.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-04 18:19:34 EST (#)
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BAAAALTOOOOO!!!!!!!