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Spine Post Thursday (non-bookshelf related) PLUS **bonus** camwhore of me..on a toilet! (2240 hits)

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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2007-01-04 20:56:25 EST




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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-28 01:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a spine once.

I had a toilet once too.

Oh wait, I still have a toilet.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-17 23:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So if you broke your spine even that low in your back, you couldn't work your penis anymore? Explain further, because there is someone whose spine needs a breaking I know.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-02-18 09:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very informative and lucid, for I too, have always wanted a crooked spine, or orthopedic shoes.

Looking good, momma. Damn Oregon and their growing techniques!! I suppose next, they'll be growing showers and hybrid vehicles rather than toilets and Ice cream trucks...that is an ice cream truck in the background isn't it?

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-18 17:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

im 30 today Coley.........so yep 'well old'


and thanks you're like my bodyguard ;)

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-11 14:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how did i miss this post?

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-05 13:01:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

You should sit on that toilet in the front yard reading a newspaper just to see peoples' reactions.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ICO: I did me a little brain-fondling, too. Just one human brain though; the rest were from sheep.
OH WAIT
there's some symbolism in there, I'm sure....

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-08 07:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was in med-school for all of one year. Good times, surely.

I do prefer holding the brain, though. Within your hands would be the thoughts, memories, insights of one life-time. Marvellous.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 23:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-07 22:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd let you pee on me.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-07 19:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

btw, according to the magazine Chocolat, this type of chilly blue is very en vogue for this season.

no, i'm not gay.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i am the master of all that is spine related.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley is a hot mo fo :P

Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2007-01-06 20:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope, all trauma, I started out with a herniated disc, and that was bad enough. But with future trauma and degenerative disc disease, the disc finally, and almost completely, squeezed out between the vertabrae. But the good news the disc cant push on the sciatic nerve, so all leg pain is gone.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-06 17:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks :)

Missing a disc? how does that work? I'm assuming you were born without it...so..you have double nerve plexuses on one vertebrae? Oooh do tell me..I'm interested in this sort of thing..

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-06 16:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow, shes a sexy one, coley is. mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmmmmm

Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2007-01-06 16:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you look hot.

Speaking of spines, I'm missing a disc at L4-L5, It makes life kinda inconvenient!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-06 16:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-01-06 05:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-05 21:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"His science also extended to biological areas. He crossbred Men and Orcs, creating both 'Men' with orc-like vileness and treachery and 'Orcs' with human size and cunning. His Uruk-hai, Orcs unafraid of daylight, are often speculated to have been examples of the latter. Likewise, his human spies in Bree were said to have Orc blood."


Yeah, I'd totally blow him.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-05 21:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I *heart* your blue toilet.

I thought I reviewed this yesterday. ?.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-05 21:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saruman

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-05 21:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the hell is Saruman?
HMM


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-05 21:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No answer to my observation though eh greeny?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-05 20:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just got home from being a rockstar for the past 24 hours, and I want you all to know... ALL OF YOU...that you made me LOL. I don't LOL, mmkay?

Anyway I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm glad you all live in my computer.



Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-05 17:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 Coley on a toilet.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-05 13:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You should sit on that toilet in the front yard reading a newspaper just to see peoples' reactions.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your face looks round and feminine and not shovel-faced at all...how did you pull that off?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-05 11:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 11:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

1. I hate you because your grass is greener than mine

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So you're saying the grass is greener on the other side...of coley's toilet?

Man, isn't that just always the way?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 11:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1. I hate you because your grass is greener than mine

2. hadley thinks erin is a whore he just told me so

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-05 11:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is that an icecream truck in the background!?!?!?! oh i am so coming to visit you if you have unlimited access to icecream!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like my friend Erin in that picture.


It's a good thing you aren't because that would make you a slut who won't bother speaking to anyone unless you wanted something. Like a late night trip to Waffle House.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure that just not where your house (read:trailer) toilet is anyway

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God i would love to crack a spine joke.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for originality

Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-05 06:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 carpet burns on your knees from where you give head to Saruman
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so that's what her mouth was doing.. well still glad she photoshopped him off the picture then.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-05 06:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 carpet burns on your knees from where you give head to Saruman
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-05 06:51:12 (#)
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that's a pretty crumby thing to say jake..

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-05 07:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmmmm.... girl on toilet..... dreeeeeeamy

Spinetastic stuff, right there.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-05 06:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 carpet burns on your knees from where you give head to Saruman

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-05 06:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oooh your hotter than a red assed bee

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I REMEMBER ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY! We got to dissect a little fetal pig that I lovingly named sweet'n'sour. I couldn't imagine that toilet matching any bathroom.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wanna write my UM entry AND break up with my girlfriend for me?

Kthxbye.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-05 02:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you make me like Wolverine?

Not the claws thing... That would make passing through Customs impossible.

Just the uber skeleton thing.


kthxbye!


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:54:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Caulaincourt's English gets worse and worse every time I see a review of his, it's like spending time here makes him go back
===
I now work in english so I get lazy. I play a lot of CS too b/c it's actually more than interesting than Uber so...stfu n00b, omgrofllmaolol

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 00:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

goddamnit thatnk you

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ps- i like to watch girls pee.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

All the guys in our scoliosis test had curved backs--the weight of our bookbags usually made one shoulder dip significantly to one side. They told us this wouldn't be permanent. They didn't tell us that we shouldn't carry so many books. See how much they cared?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i have a bit of the scoliosis. it's bothersome.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fan of "girls on toilet" pictures below.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know, you're giving away a picture that certain type of men, in certain dark pockets of the internet, would pay a sweet sum of money for. I hear that "girl on toilet" shots are quite the monkeymakers.


Fuck I typed monkey didn't I? Yeeeeeeep, yep I did.

I meant moneymakers.


Though now this makes me want to look at the painting "Toilet of Venus" (or whatever the exact name is). Who knew classical art had such titles?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:47:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:59:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG READ MY POST AND HEAR ABOUT IT!
===
I didn't read this cuz i'm busy right now but this made me lol somehow.
FUCK YOU, I DON'T LAUGH AT WOMEN'S JOKE!

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Caulaincourt's English gets worse and worse every time I see a review of his, it's like spending time here makes him go back.

and yes they still have shirtless scoliosis testing in schools ;(

The last time I went was in...October 2005.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:36:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Was it wrong of me to scroll past everything to see you on the toilet?

======

Looks like you need more fiber in your diet.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here it is straight up...

1)You made me laugh. (Congrats, a lot of my friends/family are going through shit right now)
2)I like you on the toilet
3)You give sponge baths to an old lady

Nothing more needs to be said...



No. No.



Just be quiet....



Shh...






















shhhh....





Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

spanking convention '07? I figured O-tron would be the one putting it together....

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is ORCIN', MAN!

Get it? ORC-IN-MAN? ORKIN MAN!








*crickets*




GOD FUCK YOU PEOPLE THEN!




This post was the tits. The sugartits, in fact.
But you did not credit the Spine Post All-Father: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97363
Spankings will be delivered in full view of the rest of the cult, in the Rose Garden.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like a friend of mine.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

forensic: I have that effect on a lot of people.
P.S. I do yoga and work out 3 times a week *flexes quads of steel*
************************
Bendy coleyo? hmmmm....WOOOOOO! HELLS YEAH! WOOOOOO!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the cut of your jib, Coley. You're cool, I've decided.

I know, you can breathe a sigh of relief now.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Method was like that boy that sat behind you in school and pulled your hair because he liked you.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i haven't learned now to make roofies out of 0000's and 11111's yet D_R

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

forensic: I have that effect on a lot of people.
P.S. I do yoga and work out 3 times a week *flexes quads of steel*

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:21:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

BLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF



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heh. I knew that was coming.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this isn't a night-club joe.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice thighs

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:59:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG READ MY POST AND HEAR ABOUT IT!
===
I didn't read this cuz i'm busy right now but this made me lol somehow.
FUCK YOU, I DON'T LAUGH AT WOMEN'S JOKE!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method, I love you.
However, that's my livingroom carpet.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Was it wrong of me to scroll past everything to see you on the toilet?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

tHAT GRASS MUST BE AN UNFATHOMABLY BRIGHT SHADE OF GREEN TO MAKE YOUR SKIN LOOK ALMOST HUMAN LIKE IN COMPARISON
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aaahhahahahahaa.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

COLEYO QUICK! I've discovered that I'll eventually die! Does that make me termninal? Will you come nurse me and give me a sponge bath while in a lil' white skirt? WOOO!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

tHAT GRASS MUST BE AN UNFATHOMABLY BRIGHT SHADE OF GREEN TO MAKE YOUR SKIN LOOK ALMOST HUMAN LIKE IN COMPARISON

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oak seats are especially hideous when the toilet is blue.







Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

while there's still denim, moley, while there's still denim.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I GET IT, D_R..I get it.
Method I <3 you so hard.
And yes, actually I was second in the class..I got a 98%. I guess there's always room for improvement.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

anywho, whats up with you there coley? hows school eh?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Judging by the worn out knees in your jeans coleslore you got that A you wanted in math..

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

now THAT'S a good camwhore.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that toilet looks cool, whats that on it?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Miss Mordor 2006 on her orcelain throne. do you get it moley, well do you??

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Awww yeah! Love you too, Lishy and Big Sis Crystle. :D

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmm

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your new spine is sexy as hell and I love you.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOO
GO Sis!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Juls..I am a major biodork...
and that toilet? the whole fucking BATHROOM matched.
People always thought it was cool but you weren't the one who had to look t it first thing in the morning. Blinding, I tell ye.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

not gonna lie Coley that shade of blue toliet is almost so heinous its cool.


whoohoo bio dork

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I also want a metal rod in my spine.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i want to touch you where you pee.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-04 20:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I miss you, blue toilet...


Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante