life (349 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -1.25 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by nick kline <ichbineliteava.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-05 00:43:37 EST
life...
Throughout life, you are born, have sex, and die. Some people don't even get the second one, which really sucks for them. If you are reading this you are damned to the last and have experienced the first. The rest of the time is your to make of it. In life, either by God or by chance, weird and improbable shit occurs. Some of this weird shit makes for a good story, some, just a hell of a laugh, and other just plain sad.
Any way, to the story...
One weekday my parents take the whole family out to a local pizzeria so they can use a gift card that was given to them by my aunt. Usually, I wouldn't go, but I was broke and starving, so I did (normally I would call up a couple friends and hook up somewhere). My family takes their seats in the facility while I headed to the bathroom.
So I turn into the poorly lite hall and head to the far end to the mens room. In mid stride, I do a quick turn around, the whole narrow room was quite creepy, and go to face the direction i was heading, when my shoulder collided with what might have been the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on. The collision not only scared the shit out of me, but her as well, for I got a jaw full of fist as her purse fell to the ground scattering its contents.
I apologized, while she did the same, and helped her pick up her many do dads that lay throughout the narrow room. The last of her contents was her cell phone, which I picked up and handed to her as we stood up. There we made eye contact that seemed to last an eternity as she pocketed the phone in her purse. I broke the silence, kept the eye contact (her eyes were captivating), and introduced myself, then she. We had a bit of a chat, only to stop to exchange phone numbers (this was the first time I took my eyes off her).
She calls me the next day, we talk, she has to go so we hang up. Several minutes later my friend calls me to complain about some bullshit(online Gears of War tornement that mlgpro was hosting, he was having some errors and other shit on the website). I tell him to shut the fuck up to get him from talking 500 words per minute. I then continued to explain what he did wrong. After hanging up he calls again for a re-explanation. Then a third because he needed to tell me something urgent (he saw who he thought was Burnie from Red vs Blue). I told him he was a total dumb fuck-tard and hung up. Personally I have never had someone call me 3 fucken times in 4 min. The phone rings again. I pick it up really pissed now, for i hit over my mountain dew when the piece of plastic burst into beeps, and well, sort of went like this:
"Why the fuck are you calling me AGAIN?? Seriously what the fucken hell!?!?? Fuck you!!! Stop calling me every second..."
At the end of my rant, I didn't hang up right away I wanted to hear what he had to say, I heard sobs and the line went dead. I look at the number and realized that it wasn't even my friend that called, it was the girl i just met.
At that time i felt like shit. what was yet to come made it a hell of a lot worse. A day after the outburst the girl in which i had met, died, OD'ed on crack. She had cuts on her wrists and other signs of self inflicted pain.
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is probably not true but whether it is or is not, hopefully you will be fund in the same condition soon.
"At that time i felt like shit. what was yet to come made it a hell of a lot worse. A day after the outburst the girl in which i had met, died, OD'ed on crack. She had cuts on her wrists and other signs of self inflicted pain."
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maltese alter
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good riddance to the cunt
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-05 07:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
good riddence to the crackheaded slimeslut whorebag.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-05 06:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bad to some large extent on every level.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
1. I'm fairly certain that your short lived romance was not the ultimate cause of her demise.
2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
3. Grow up
4. Gears of War is the only good game on the 360.
5. Did your long term and meaningful relationship lead her parents to call you when she died or is this all speculatory bullshit?
6. This is fucking stupid.
[insert standard insult]
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing you're about 15. When you get older you don't have to justify or make excuses for hanging out with your parents.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, I so totally hope that its not true, thats just tragic. Actually it reminds me of this girl :
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=27718
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a rhythm of this world
In every nation
An never ending song
A Celebration
A song that dances on the wind
Singing through the trees
It's opened up my world
The sky leaving for me
Sing to the song of life
Moment of the heartbeat
Sing to the song and sky
I'm flying
Sing to the song of life
Living every moment
Sing to the day and night
I'm trying hard to believe, it's not just a dream
Singing the song, living the song of life
Sailing on the summer night flying high
Dancing to the beating of our hearts in paradise
I hear the song of the moon and stars
I hear the children sing
It's a celebration of every heart
Of every living thing
Sing to the song of life
Movement of the heartbeat
Sing to the song and sky
I'm flying
Sing to the song of life
Living every moment
Sing to the day and night
I'm flying
Sing to the song of life
Movement of the heartbeat
Sing to the song and sky
I'm flying
Sing to the song of life
Living every moment
Sing to the day and night
I'm trying hard to believe, its not just a dream
Singing the song, living the song of life
I hear the song of the moon and stars
I hear the children sing
It's a celebration of every heart
Of every living thing
Sing to the song of life
Movement of the heartbeat,(the heartbeat)
Sing to the song and sky
oh oh oh oh oh I'm flying
Sing to the song of life
oh oh every moment
Sing to the day and night
oh whoa
Sing to the song of life, yeah
Sing to the song and sky
oh oh oh oh oh I'm flying
Sing to the song of life
oh oh sing it through song and sky
Sing it through day and night
I'm trying hard to believe, its not just a dream
Singing the song, living the song of life
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so you indirectly killed somebody?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-05 00:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And we're supposed to believe this?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-01-05 00:45:59 EST (#)
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