Why Don't Short Men Just Kill Themselves? (4615 hits)
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Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2007-01-05 02:42:16 EST
Whenever I see a short man I shake my head with sadness and pity. Short men are unattractive inferior specimens and women - other than fat and ugly ones (luckily for the shrimps there is no shortage of those) don't want to be with them . At 6'1 I am not a huge man but at least I am not a runty dwarf, a pale imitation of masculinity like a man who is 5'7. I am sorry to tell you this but if you are a man and any shorter than 5'10 your genetics are weak and your bloodline should die out.
Honestly, what kind of man are you if you only grow to 5'5 or 5'6? I'll tell you what kind: you are not a man at all.
Ever hear parents bragging about how tall their son is? Yup, you all have. How about bragging about how short they are? Thought not. This is also why women are attracted to tall men; not only do they not want the shame of a short husband, they especially don't want the shame of having short sons. All the short men I know are ashamed of their height and as well they should be. They are an embarrassment to their family and their species.
Tallness is equated to athletisism, masculinity, power, good looks and high social standing. Tall men are more powerful than short men, both physically and in the work place. On average we earn more money and have the upper echelon jobs. Women are naturally attracted to our power and masculinity.
Believe it or not we are also smarter as well. Think I am making this up?
Check out this study:
http://papers.nber.org/papers/w12466
Excerpt:
...In this paper, we offer a simpler explanation: On average, taller people earn more because they are smarter. As early as age 3 before schooling has had a chance to play a role and throughout childhood, taller children perform significantly better on cognitive tests...
Take that shrimpy!
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And this study states the obvious - women like tall men, dislike shrimps:
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/23/1728_54074
Excerpt:
- New study findings show that men without children are on average 3 cm (1.2 inches) shorter than men who have at least one child.
- Researchers believe this indicates there is an active selection by women for stature in male partners.
- It is suspected that women prefer tallness either because it signifies strength and good genes or because it signals a high-quality rearing environment with proper nutrition.
All you 5'6 midgets with your poor cognitive skills know in your heart that this study is true. Women just don't want to poison their offspring with your inferior genetics. Don't take my word for it though. Feel free to do your own research on the matter. There is only one scientific conclusion you will reach: Tall men are far superior than short men in every way.
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Life is not fair but God is not entirely without mercy. He did make fat ugly women and they have the same handicap as shorties: they are both lesser beings in His and the world's eyes. Shrimps and fatties are made for each other. Just as good-looking women won't date short men, tall men won't date fatties. The only problem with this scenario is that leaves the fatties and shrimps to breed together and spawn a squat, fat and ugly subspecies of human beings. As one divergent group of humans becomes taller, smarter and better looking, another becomes shorter, fatter and stupider. One day this will inevitably lead to war. This is why I suggest short men and fat women should have the common decency to get sterilized to save much suffering in the future.
Now please don't take the title of my post too seriously for I don't actually want shrimps to kill themselves. I do know personally I would have the dignity to end my shameful life if I was 5'7 or 5'8 or something pathetic like that, however I actually like the fact there are short men out there. It makes me feel better about myself when I look down on them.
Happy 2007 and here are some random amusing pictures I found:
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-05 05:31:48 EDT (#)
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Keeping it ambiguous: 177.8 cm
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-05 04:17:10 EDT (#)
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You are such an awesome human being.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-06-15 13:54:26 EDT (#)
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One of the funniest things I have ever read here!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:03:36 EDT (#)
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PLEASE COME BACK
Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:00:51 EST (#)
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I'm sure you have far better reasons to kill yourself other than being short. Go out huge.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:03:03 EST (#)
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Thank you Sir, may I have another?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:17:01 EST (#)
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Fuck..... Suicide it is I guess.
Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:50:54 EST (#)
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I usually don't dig men shorter than me but there are some cutsie ones out there. The one short guy i let hit it rocked my party. I'd hit it again.
Poor short people. You'll get where you're going.
Submitted by Malka (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:18:26 EST (#)
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Plus 2 for the "Patience" picture.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:16:28 EST (#)
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6'3 here bitches.
Wheres the Dan Patrick ding?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:10:26 EST (#)
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*applause*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:07:17 EST (#)
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5'6"
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2007-01-10 22:59:59 EST (#)
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As soon as I clicked on this post, a massive grin came across my face when I saw the name "Vermin". I frantically clicked the name just to confirm it was you then got reading.
Seriously man I fucking love you, please post more!
Also, I like what you're doing. Since nobody gets offended by racism, dead babies, retards or rape these days finding something that will cause drama and controversy as there are obviously short people on this website.
Fucking quality!
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-01-10 03:22:20 EST (#)
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It is so rare to find a coherent argument here that you have to +2 it no matter what it is.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:38:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:14:09 (#)
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Damn, that's good to hear. I always found it kinda awkward.
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don't stoop over to talk or listen to people...make them look up to you
and don't buy your wardrobe 'off the rack'
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:14:24 EST (#)
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Quivering cock.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:14:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:59:06 (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:19:32 (#)
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So... it's good to be 6'5"+?
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yes, yes it definitely is
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Damn, that's good to hear. I always found it kinda awkward.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:07:50 EST (#)
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yum
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:59:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:19:32 (#)
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So... it's good to be 6'5"+?
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yes, yes it definitely is
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:49:56 EST (#)
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I am printing out the "Patience" photo and putting it on my desk.
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-09 13:41:02 EST (#)
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Reading this reminds me of the perilous condition this world will be in when my generation takes power.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:19:32 EST (#)
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So... it's good to be 6'5"?
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:10:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:52:23 EST (#)
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5'10" here, but this just screams out insecurity. So yeah, you're gay.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-08 10:23:55 EST (#)
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I'm 5'5.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-08 10:22:07 EST (#)
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Although I can't agree that shorter men are inferior, I admit that I much prefer to date tall, heavyset but not fat, muscular men than those with an average build.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:36:50 EST (#)
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apparently the photographer that took that picture (as well as one jsut as the vulture seized upon the just-dead child's corpse with a prize-winning shot) killed hmiself not long after.
i hope he went through a lot of pain.
though i do sort of like the symmetry of art holding up a mirror to life - in this photo its actually literal - that vulture on the far side of the corpse-to-be could be a mirror image.
fuck i hope that cunt really hurt a lot.
and i hope theres a hell, so one day i can find him and kick him in the balls.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-08 07:51:08 EST (#)
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short men cannot protect you and your offspring from the bad people.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-08 07:03:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by yeahwell (user info) at 2007-01-08 02:27:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-07 18:53:30 (#)
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People who are proud of inessential crap like this do so because their life is going no where and they have a small penis.
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How about : People who are easily angered by inessential crap like this do so because their life is going no where and they have a small penis.
I think tall people are probably all set in that department, too.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-01-08 00:13:30 EST (#)
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Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?
I'd rather be 6'4" tall with a penis that fits rather nicely in my right hand.
Seriously.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-07 23:58:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BigRichard (user info) at 2007-01-07 22:13:39 EST (#)
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You need to stick around and post more often.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-07 18:53:30 EST (#)
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People who are proud of inessential crap like this do so because their life is going no where and they have a small penis.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2007-01-07 18:42:57 EST (#)
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I could have written this it's so good.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-07 12:54:37 EST (#)
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Agreed
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-07 12:48:57 EST (#)
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ive stolen a 6'3" dudes girl and then kicked his ass for letting me
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Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-07 12:40:16 EST (#)
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hey guess what short fags, it doesn't matter how much you work out, you'll never beat a tall guy in a fight, or steal his girl, though it might happen to you
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-07 12:14:27 EST (#)
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5'6", bitch
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-07 11:26:41 EST (#)
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just call me jesus
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-07 06:57:16 EST (#)
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5-10, just made it, you're still a douche.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-07 06:56:53 EST (#)
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Uh?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-06 22:35:43 EST (#)
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I've got me some pretty sexay short man friends.
I <3 Vermin
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-01-06 18:00:47 EST (#)
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i'm always attracted to short skinny guys. yum.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-06 15:34:52 EST (#)
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You fools!
You've all missed the one most important aspect of this post.
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT CATS ARE DEMONIC CREATURES!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-06 13:11:49 EST (#)
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I'm short and I get tons of hot ass.
what the fuck do you know?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-06 11:13:57 EST (#)
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100th Review!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-06 11:03:36 EST (#)
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That's a weird division of Aus on that AIDS game
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-06 10:57:30 EST (#)
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Humphrey Bogart, dear child, was a mere 5'8
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-06 08:34:27 EST (#)
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At 6'0" I am happy with my height. Since the average height for a North-American woman (last time I checked) was 5'3", I think I'm in good shape.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-06 08:32:40 EST (#)
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RANDY NEWMAN ALERT!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-01-06 05:59:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:24:05 EST (#)
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+2 for an excellent article.
The only thing that disproves it is that I'm 5'6", could probobly whip your ass, and I'm much smarter.
Oh, and to the ladies below,
We should get together sometime if your answer to that question is what I think it is.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:18:58 EST (#)
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I sure hope that cute little bird didn't get sick after eating that lit'l nig.......
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:12:31 EST (#)
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You have to admit being the 5'5" guy with the 10" cock could be fun sometimes... Especially if one of these steroid abuser types made a wise crack about your height - just whip that bad boy out. "Oh yea? I bet you don't have one of these... oh right the steroids... my bad."
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:06:25 (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:57:03 (#)
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Question for the poster and all guys. This is from Tracy, Wisher's friend, although 3 of us including Blakely, a girl too, decided that this was a good question.
Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?
Oh, we know this is a hard one! Ha.
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I'd rather be 6'1" tall (which I am) with a 8" penis (which I have). Not really. The first part is true.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:09:55 EST (#)
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Jesus is a beefcake.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:06:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:57:03 (#)
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Question for the poster and all guys. This is from Tracy, Wisher's friend, although 3 of us including Blakely, a girl too, decided that this was a good question.
Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?
Oh, we know this is a hard one! Ha.
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I'd rather be 6'1" tall (which I am) with a 8" penis (which I have). Not really. The first part is true.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:01:36 EST (#)
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"Say what you want to the short men, but size means nothing when fights are fought with bullets."
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YEAAAAAP!!!
Sounds Juuuuuuuuuuust like something a guy "who can't dance with ANYONE because his hair is constantly getting stuck in their partners belt buckles" would say.
carry on.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:58:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:20:18 (#)
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Say what you want to the short men, but size means nothing when fights are fought with bullets.
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Bullshit! We always shoot from the high ground.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:57:03 EST (#)
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Question for the poster and all guys. This is from Tracy, Wisher's friend, although 3 of us including Blakely, a girl too, decided that this was a good question.
Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?
Oh, we know this is a hard one! Ha.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:20:18 EST (#)
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If there weren't differences in height, some other group of people would undoubtedly arise to make their particular genetic dispositions percieved as preferable to the masses. You are easily forgotten, and not likely missed.
Say what you want to the short men, but size means nothing when fights are fought with bullets.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-05 23:03:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:21:46 (#)
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that last picture is not fucking funny you cunts.
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awwwww...I'm proud
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-05 22:53:02 EST (#)
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i'm tall, trim, mean and approve of this post
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 22:07:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:30:49 (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 (#)
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4'9". Well, fuck.
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wow, even i beat you. 4'10" haha. im not a man so its more okay. i mean, it still sucks. but hey. would be worse if i had a penis.
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you werent joking you are a spinner
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-01-05 21:26:19 EST (#)
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There's no AIDS in Australia! Awesome!
As a short, fat and ugly man, I proudly say I have an absolutely gorgeous wife, but you're still right.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-05 21:09:41 EST (#)
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Answer to the title: They can't reach
Burn, baby, burn.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:46:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:21:46 (#)
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that last picture is not fucking funny you cunts.
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Sure it is.
Tragically speaking.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:21:46 EST (#)
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that last picture is not fucking funny you cunts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:15:05 EST (#)
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Hey...fuck you. I'll kick your ass.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:14:11 EST (#)
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oh man.. that photo. you cunt.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:06:39 EST (#)
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Tom cruise
Submitted by BigRichard (user info) at 2007-01-05 18:08:52 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-01-05 18:03:36 EST (#)
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If you're a small person, don't fret too much about it...it's just because God doesn't want you to reach the really GOOD apples.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 18:02:13 EST (#)
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great pictures.
i'm 5'11". i'm hyper intelligent, have a humongous penis, and make a lot of money.
put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2007-01-05 17:16:50 EST (#)
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Tell that to Hitler.
-Paulos 5ft5
Wait this was tongue in cheek right? no? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -2 lanky
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-05 16:33:18 EST (#)
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Them pictures were REALLY funny though.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-05 16:32:35 EST (#)
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Fucking stupid.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-05 16:28:54 EST (#)
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Funny.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-05 16:05:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2007-01-05 14:42:04 (#)
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Asian people = short = smart = gunpowder/ships/great commerce
Black people = tall = stupid = live in huts/gansters/welfare
White people = average = average = USA
If short means anything it means smarter. Napolean, Thomas Jefferson. Lincoln may have been tall but he got shot in the face.
Your studies are shit. You are a dumb fuck. Go kill yourself shit-for-brains.
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Jefferson was 6' 2.5", or 189 cm tall, you fucking moron. Lincoln got shot in the back of the head, you fucking moron.
I'd go on but you're too goddamned stupid to waste time on, and, obviously, very short.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-05 15:57:07 EST (#)
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OK, the AIDS boardgame busted me up
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-05 15:37:49 EST (#)
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This made me laugh repeatedly, except for the "Patience" inspirational poster which made me cry.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-05 15:21:12 EST (#)
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You have one major flaw in this post. Freakishly tall people are shunned and have rocks thrown at them. Everything else is right. WOO!
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2007-01-05 14:42:04 EST (#)
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This has got to be a joke.
Asian people = short = smart = gunpowder/ships/great commerce
Black people = tall = stupid = live in huts/gansters/welfare
White people = average = average = USA
If short means anything it means smarter. Napolean, Thomas Jefferson. Lincoln may have been tall but he got shot in the face.
Your studies are shit. You are a dumb fuck. Go kill yourself shit-for-brains.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-01-05 13:09:33 EST (#)
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I heart Vermin.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:55:13 EST (#)
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Damn, I'm only 5'9'.
And I only have a 4 inch penis.
But's it's 10 inches around. The girls call me "Soup Can"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:50:24 EST (#)
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I want to have tall man-babies with you. Then skin them for condoms.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:32:38 EST (#)
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The only thing funnier than a short man is a really tall woman.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77313
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:31:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:23:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:00:51 (#)
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5'8, but I can walk under low-hanging objects.
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Damn that's a good point, but I can put them up without asking someone else to do it or getting a ladder.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:00:51 EST (#)
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5'8, but I can walk under low-hanging objects.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-01-05 11:20:32 EST (#)
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amen brother...amen....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:51:07 EST (#)
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Oh and I love that picture of Jesus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:50:52 EST (#)
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A friend of mine's about 5'7. Mercifully he married a girl who's 5'3. Whenever I'm over at their place I hide their house and car keys on the top shelf of their kitchen cabinets. I laugh myself to sleep knowing that they both have to pull out a stepladder to reach them.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:47:46 EST (#)
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tall people are the FREAKS
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:37:14 EST (#)
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I don't know...i always see taller girls with short guys
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:30:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 (#)
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4'9". Well, fuck.
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wow, even i beat you. 4'10" haha. im not a man so its more okay. i mean, it still sucks. but hey. would be worse if i had a penis.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:28:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 (#)
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4'9". Well, fuck.
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But you are a jockey at Arlington race track...one of the only ones without the name "sanchez" or "rodridgez". That's rare these days. How did you fare this year? Any decent wins? I know last year you fell off your horse and broke your leg... that was fucked up, man.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:18:20 EST (#)
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Cool beans, Now I can go and enjoy a long over due siesta in peace.
Laters
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:12:38 EST (#)
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Hmm interesting point. I dont think so as long as it is assisted by heals. If you were say 6'7"+ in bare feet that could be freaky.
All in all tall is good.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:11:26 EST (#)
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Nothing worse than a tall women apart from knob rot
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:09:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:53:55 (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:38:31 (#)
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Is being a tall woman a good thing?
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Is in my book, sorry about the blush thing.
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Thats ok, I kinda liked it! Can there be a "too tall" limit? If for example i wear heals and end up at 6'3.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:03:35 EST (#)
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Burn and die... 5'7"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:02:51 EST (#)
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I'M SOMETHING FOOT SOMETHING BLAH DE FUCKING BLAH, I MUST BE ONE OF THOSE FANTASTIC PEOPLE VERMIN IS SPEAKING OF YIPPEE HURRAH I'M THE COOOOOLEST!
fags below. a whole fucking herd of them.
(6' barefoot)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:53:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:38:31 (#)
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Is being a tall woman a good thing?
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Is in my book, sorry about the blush thing.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:42:10 EST (#)
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i enjoyed this and im 5 '5 :(
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:38:31 EST (#)
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Is being a tall woman a good thing?
DrogoRoch, I acctually blushed.........damn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:38:16 EST (#)
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I am sorry to tell you this but if you are a man and any shorter than 5'10 your genetics are weak and your bloodline should die out. """"
ahahahhaa
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:37:54 EST (#)
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This post is nothing but a half-assed Randy Newman rip-off.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:28:30 EST (#)
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hahahahahahaha
scruggs is 4'6
ok not really.. but if 5'8 is considered inferior, than scruggs has to be like... negative height. but since i just blew my own mind trying to figure out what negative height would mean, we can call him 4'6
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:27:09 EST (#)
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I'm 5'11" woo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:25:29 EST (#)
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auto vermin +2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:10:24 EST (#)
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Yeah, well dont come crying to me when a load of midgets limbo under your door and murder you in your sleep
Love TTOM, 5'8" (and a bit...look,the bit is important, fuck you)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:00:41 EST (#)
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Hmm Little Monster 6' and female, yummy.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:55:41 EST (#)
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Tall men! Yeah baby yeah!
I'm 6' so a tall man is deffinately a bonus. To be honest I don't like short people full stop.
Tall people unite and Squish them all!!!!
Mahahahahahha
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:04:48 EST (#)
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Post more Vermin.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-05 07:09:44 EST (#)
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THOSE FUCKING NOOBS DON'T KNOW THE RULES OF RATING A VERMIN POST
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2007-01-05 06:51:07 EST (#)
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Too true Drogo. Too true.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 05:43:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:10:18 (#)
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5'8 here, i can fit into the drivers seat of any car, and i dont hafta worry about becoming a hunchback. low center of gravity also makes for better athletes in strength competitions. besides, dancing with tall chicks rule!
whats worse than having a really tall man tell you how pretty your hair smells?
having a really short man tell you how pretty your hair smells
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Bitter Short man who doesnt understand Posture hahaha
Tall men don't drive small cars or get in small cars, because we can afford big ones and actually look good getting out of them rather than look like we are compensating for something.
How does pretty smell?
Dancing with tall chicks is cool you're right, but we get to kiss them rather than look like we are a child dancing with our mothers.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-05 05:37:27 EST (#)
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4'9 ash....??????
shit THATS vertically challenged
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:56:27 EST (#)
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Also, both AIDS pictures were hilarious.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:49 EST (#)
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To be fair, there are some worthwhile people who are short. Generally they are college football running backs. And what about Spud Webb? That guy was the shit.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 EST (#)
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4'9". Well, fuck.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:49:04 EST (#)
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Muay Thai still sounds very similar to a very gay drink to me.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:47:45 EST (#)
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I used to be so short...I could never go to the movies because I couldn't hold the seat down.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:47:05 EST (#)
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the pics were worthy of a +2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:46:09 EST (#)
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Vermin has posted? Well today is a super good day afterall.
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:30:57 EST (#)
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The only short men I ever see are Mexicans that hang out at 7-11s.
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:30:55 EST (#)
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Muay Thai counts as martial arts? I thought it was just flailing your elbows and knees around. Well, you learn something new every day...
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:25:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by yeahwell (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:13:09 (#)
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6'0"
May I just say that I'm very amused at how often short men try to make up for it by doing something like becoming an expert at martial arts or driving a big truck as if that puts them in our standing. Really it just makes them look very frusterated.
You must be at least 5'10" tall to respond to this.
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Hahaha, oh god, I nearly killed myself laughing at this comment.
I'm not six feet tall, but I'm a girl, so fuckit.
The post.. was alright... but YEAHWELL, YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!
I have no idea how tall my boyfriend is (taller than me and I'm 5'6"... but still short-ish by man-standards, I suppose)
BUT HE DOES MUAY THAI AND DRIVES A MONSTER TRUCK!!!!!
oh gawd. hahahahahaha. I still luv him.
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:24:51 EST (#)
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"As one divergent group of humans becomes taller, smarter and better looking, another becomes shorter, fatter and stupider"
I like this line. As he praises his own intelligence indirectly he manages to break a general rule of grammar. When a word has more than one syllable "er" is not added to the end of the word. Instead, the word "more" is used. I just found it hypocritical and ironic that he made the error whilst carrying on as such. Nonetheless, love the hate. :-D
For the record... I fall within the "tall" category....so don't go claiming that I'm a shrimp just expressing my angst for being short and intellectually challenged. I'm not. I'm a tall guy expressing angst with no real cause....anyways... carry on...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:15:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:57:06 (#)
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duky have children with me
we will make them play sports
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FUCK YOU BRIAN
hello vermin, where you been? I missed n00b-hating you.
Submitted by yeahwell (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:13:09 EST (#)
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6'0"
May I just say that I'm very amused at how often short men try to make up for it by doing something like becoming an expert at martial arts or driving a big truck as if that puts them in our standing. Really it just makes them look very frusterated.
You must be at least 5'10" tall to respond to this.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
5'8 here, i can fit into the drivers seat of any car, and i dont hafta worry about becoming a hunchback. low center of gravity also makes for better athletes in strength competitions. besides, dancing with tall chicks rule!
whats worse than having a really tall man tell you how pretty your hair smells?
having a really short man tell you how pretty your hair smells
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:10:04 EST (#)
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Now to read it
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:58:41 EST (#)
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6'5, 245-255lbs depending on the day.
I am all that is man.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:57:06 EST (#)
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duky have children with me
we will make them play sports
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:53:37 EST (#)
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if you are a man and any shorter than 5'10 your genetics are weak and your bloodline should die out.
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Fuck...I'm a woman and I meet that height requirement.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:46:10 EST (#)
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6'5" 258, that being said... I'm sure "The Hedgehog" would have something to say about "short" people. I think he's only like 5'6", which is a bit on the loompish side of life. I'm sure he's seen more pink ganache than Johnson&Johnson.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:41:21 EST (#)
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indeed.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:33:42 EST (#)
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I am amused, even though I don't mind shortness.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:33:04 EST (#)
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I'd hang myself but I can't reach the ceiling.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:32:14 EST (#)
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FORTHEWIN FTW @ 5'10"
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:28:18 EST (#)
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6'3" Wow Jebus was buff I may take up religion just to be in his club. Also good to see that AIDS hasn't got to the UK yet, phew.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:27:57 EST (#)
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5'10"
Just made it.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:16:51 EST (#)
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6'0" woo!
Great pictures.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:03:07 EST (#)
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6'4