Obnoxious TV, Radio and News Personalities... (711 hits)
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Submitted by 314159265358979 (View user info) at 2007-01-06 02:33:21 EST
Why are there so many people with annoying obnoxious voices, speech impediments and other infuriating quirks that continue to draw enough listeners/viewers to earn millions of dollars and rise to stardom? What the fuck is wrong with people?
Rita Cosby
This woman makes her living talking, she reports the news. This bitch has one of the most annoying voices I've ever heard. I would gladly listen to nails raked across a chalk board amplified through a megaphone than listen to one more word uttered from this foul bitch's mouth! All she has to do is talk for a living and she can't do that effectively. I find it hard to believe that they can't find among all of the aspiring TV journalists out there one at least marginally more suitable candidate for this position.
photo: http://www.foxnews.com/images/1285/19_21_350_cosby_rita.jpg
video clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrYsF6GfzeI
Jay Leno
Another example of someone with an obnoxious fucking voice (and a speech impediment) that earns millions doing nothing but talking. What the fuck? The only thing this guy's voice is suitable for is voice acting on gay cartoon porn. Jay Leno sucks and he sounds stupid!
photo: http://www.jay-leno.com/jleno.jpg
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN-qxVNKfeA
Rosie O'Donnel
She's fat and ugly - absolutely downright appalling to look at. It doesn't stop there, she definitely has one of the most annoying voices in show business short of Rita Cosby and I'm pretty sure she has never uttered an intelligent coherent thought either. She is an obnoxious, ugly, fat-ass, loud-mouthed bitch. Ugly ass comb-over or not I'm glad the Donald told that cunt off. He may be a fucking prick but at least he does something productive.
photo: http://www.hunterhayes.com/photo18.jpg
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzl9ubSyZ7o
Laura Inghram
Another obnoxious loud mouthed bitch with a patently unfeminine annoying voice. She's not terribly hard on the eyes I have to admit but that makes her clearly better suited to a job in [mature] porn than radio talk show hosting. Nobody cares about your self-righteous, Christian right-wing bullshit. Shut the fuck up.
photo: http://www.ewiseradiotools.com/station_files/items_336__1144253431.jpg
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZYJDDj8oHs
Anthony Mazzarelli
You probably never heard of this guy but his high pitched whiney voice clearly puts him up there with the rest of these assholes. Just have a listen but for some reason he always sounds way more annoying on the actual radio so give a little benefit of the doubt. Apparently he's a doctor, I wonder if he was experimenting with female hormone treatments on himself. What fucking asshole hires someone with a voice like this as a radio talk show host?
photo: http://imgsrv.thebigtalker1210.com/image/DbGraphic/200610/377341.jpg
audio: http://www.thebigtalker1210.com/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=162319
Barsky
Here's another candidate at the other end of the spectrum - instead of having a faggy lispy voice it's one of those gravely overly-macho voices. If Anthony's been popping the estrogen pills he's been giving this jerkoff the testosterone and way too much of it - his balls must be the size of raisins. He's another Howard Stern imitator and that really isn't saying much is it? While amusing at times how much creativity and mental prowess does it really to take to invite strippers and porn stars into your studio and degrade them, tell fart jokes, make prank phone calls, etc?
photo: http://imgsrv.941freefm.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200605/1069.jpg
Note: He's the one in the middle. Also note the token hot chick that never really has anything worthwhile to say but is always there on the sidelines on all the Howard Stern wannabe type shows.
audio: http://www.941freefm.com/pages/48062.php?contentType=34&contentId=805
There are so many more but you get the point. What does this country drive such mediocrity to stardom? None of these assholes do anything original - doesn't the world have anything better to offer us than this?
Nominate your own least favorite celebrity assholes!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-07 10:15:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-07 09:54:46 EST (#)
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fran dreschner , indeed .
Yet another ace motivator to get darwinism back to be THE ruling principle..
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-07 07:34:10 EST (#)
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"Jay Leno sucks and he sounds stupid! "
Wow. Almost Maddoxxian.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-01-06 13:16:29 EST (#)
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care?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-06 11:10:32 EST (#)
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This was fairly poor. Plus, in Britain we've had worse.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-06 10:36:55 EST (#)
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Oh my god especially Sandra Bernhardt...
She could be supreme ruler of all that is shitty in the entertainment business. She's ugly too but they still put her in playboy. Can you believe that shit? Classic example of a butterface. Good one!
Photo: http://www.tribecatrib.com/photos/news/may03/sandra_bernhardt.jpg
I can help but take notice of the site where I found this photo. Were they hurting for celebreties at that festival or what? http://www.tribecatrib.com/newsmay03/festival_awards_arrivals.htm
B actors, people nobody ever heard of and the queen of Jordan - oooooooooooo!
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDyJWhmHj1o
That reminds me of another I can't believe I omitted.
Fran Drescher
She's pretty hot (or was) admittedly but jesus that voice. You would have to employ a policy of all blow jobs all the time. That voice could make a dick go soft faster than light speed. Judge for yourself.
photo: http://www.herhealthylife.org/0art/fran2.jpg
vdieo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBRc1vawFOY
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:34:42 EST (#)
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you missed sinbad, sandra bernhardt and that god awful kathie griffen
worst.... comedians...ever
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:20:16 EST (#)
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Bill Cosby
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:56:20 EST (#)
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Understood.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:55:07 EST (#)
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He said some totally random shit so I thought I would respond in kind.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:53:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:49:12 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zriFyBEw9ps
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:43:55 (#)
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STFU NIGGER
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:43:55 EST (#)
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STFU NIGGER
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:13:14 EST (#)
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That's what I meant.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:10:03 EST (#)
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Fuckin Regis.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:09:46 EST (#)
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Regis, yes he sucks to. Who wants to be a millionaire?
Perhaps the best derrogatory characterture of Regis ever: http://www.campchaos.com/blog-archives/2006/05/napster_bad_metallica_milliona.html
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:58:58 (#)
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And...shit...the guy in the morning...who used to sit with Kathy Lee Gifford...or Cathy Leigh Gifford...I don't know.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:58:58 EST (#)
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And...shit...the guy in the morning...who used to sit with Kathy Lee Gifford...or Cathy Leigh Gifford...I don't know.
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:53:28 EST (#)
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you forgot robin quivers
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:46:06 EST (#)
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Opinions are everywhere. Why do you think yours is so important?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:38:54 EST (#)
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in gra ham
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:37:47 EST (#)
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I had a comment but i'm just gonna go with what lungfish said....all of it.
drunk is goooood
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:36:09 EST (#)
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Not funny. Not well written. Not insightful. But I agree. And I'm a wee bit drunk.