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Submitted by 314159265358979 (View user info) at 2007-01-07 14:09:58 EST
Well we've known it all along and been trying to tell you but finally there is some science to back up the claim: Swallowing is good for you! Particularly if you are planning on becoming pregnant, swallowing reduces the chances of a life threatening condition, complications in your pregnancy and birth defects. So drink up, it's doctor recommended!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex
It has been suggested that fellatio may have a beneficial role in preventing dangerous complications during pregnancy. Specifically, a research group [20] reported that pre-eclampsia, a life threatening complication that sometimes arises in pregnancy, is much less frequent in couples who have practiced oral sex, and even more rare in couples where fellatio ended with the semen swallowed. Both results were highly statistically significant. This is consistent with other evidence that semen contains an agent that prevents preeclampsia, and with the theory that preeclampsia is an immunological condition.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6T8W-3YRW083-6&_coverDate=03%2F31%2F2000&_alid=519013981&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_qd=1&_cdi=5097&_sort=d&view=c&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=9a3cfe584d584fd245e0e9acc75bc047
The involvement of immune mechanisms in the aetiology of preeclampsia is often suggested. Normal pregnancy is thought to be associated with a state of tolerance to the foreign antigens of the fetus, whereas in preeclamptic women this immunological tolerance might be hampered. The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia. Because pregnancy has many similarities with transplantation, we hypothesize that induction of allogeneic tolerance to the paternal HLA molecules of the fetus may be crucial. Recent data suggest that exposure, and especially oral exposure to soluble HLA (sHLA) or HLA derived peptides can lead to transplantation tolerance. Similarly, sHLA antigens, that are present in the seminal plasma, might cause tolerance in the mother to paternal antigens. In order to test whether this indeed may be the case, we investigated whether sHLA antigens are present in seminal plasma. Using a specific ELISA we detected sHLA class I molecules in seminal plasma. The level varied between individuals and was related to the level in plasma. Further studies showed that these sHLA class I molecules included classical HLA class I alleles, such as sHLA-A2, -B7, -B51, -B35 and sHLA-A9. Preliminary data show lower levels of sHLA in seminal plasma in the preeclampsia group, although not significantly different from the control group. An extension of the present study is necessary to verify this hypothesis.
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Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:45:28 EST (#)
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I wish you were another Oathmeal.
I liked that guy.
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2007-01-10 01:14:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 21:50:20 EST (#)
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Hey retard, do you actually think I'm him?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:04:21 (#)
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way to suck, McCallum
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:04:21 EST (#)
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way to suck, McCallum
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:58:00 EST (#)
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science and environmental, eh?
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2007-01-08 03:03:37 EST (#)
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1) Buy a thesaurus
2) You're quoting wikipedia as fact
3) Why do you care so much that they swallow?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-07 22:50:16 EST (#)
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"Try now, vile cockmaster of my heart, and
If ye should succeed I will slurp sexsauce
From you as oysters falling from their shells.
I will murder your children with a gulp.
Speak, man. I will play the nub."
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-07 21:12:47 EST (#)
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where as this completely sucks, even drunk. You're a fucking child does it piss yopu off that your mommy makes tyou come in before the streert lights come on so you can sit, patiently, downstairs for your dinner while I shove my cock in and out of her ass at lightning speed and she screams and howls about how my cock can't compare to the coat stand she normally shoves in that gaping hole of a bajiner she has?
You lose.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:59:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:57:03 (#)
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You need a woman to talk to you before you worry about whether or not she swallows
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I think that pretty much sums it up.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:50:12 EST (#)
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Good conclusion retard.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:40:53 (#)
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If I were the only one who gave you a negative rating, the post would still
have an overall positive score. Therefore, others think you are an idiot as well.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:40:53 EST (#)
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If I were the only one who gave you a negative rating, the post would still
have an overall positive score. Therefore, others think you are an idiot as well.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:37:42 EST (#)
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Good luck with your prosposed study attempting to prove:
1.) a positive correlation between overall average ubersite rating and intelligence.
2.) A correlation of any sort between any of the other data provided by "Everything you ever wanted to know about x" and intelligence.
LOL! Idiot!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:29:45 (#)
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Speak, O great intelligent one:
Everything you ever wanted to know about homer42
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:29:45 EST (#)
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Speak, O great intelligent one:
Everything you ever wanted to know about homer42
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Submitted by Qaarkk (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:06:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:04:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:57:03 (#)
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You need a woman to talk to you before you worry about whether or not she swallows
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I must admit that was clever
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-07 16:15:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:57:03 (#)
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You need a woman to talk to you before you worry about whether or not she swallows
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SHAMONE!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:59:20 EST (#)
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He swallows his own batch.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:57:03 EST (#)
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You need a woman to talk to you before you worry about whether or not she swallows.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:54:10 EST (#)
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this guy's a fucking idiot.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 15:25:13 EST (#)
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That may be good advice if you're an idiot that can't read critically, weigh and evaluate evidence, etc. Some of the articles are garbage some are well written. Most have footnotes and site all their sources, if you doubt the information presented you can read the source documentation. Of course an idiot like you is not capable of such critical thinking so maybe you're you should stay away from Wikipedia. Problem is you have to do that with pretty much everything you read nowadays - everyone has an agenda. Did I mention you're really fucking stupid by the way?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:50:47 (#)
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Anyone who even bothers to look at Wikipedia is of the same ilk as one
who reads the Globe, the Star, or the Enquirer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:50:47 EST (#)
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Look, people!! HomeBoy is going to change the entire format of Uber!!
Anyone who even bothers to look at Wikipedia is of the same ilk as one
who reads the Globe, the Star, or the Enquirer.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:47:49 EST (#)
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Good retort asshole. I like it up here's it's more clear. Here's what I'm saying appearing under my name and then we have what you're saying under yours. It's more clear that way dumb fuck. Thanks for pointing out your disaproval with my text formating because that was certainly relevant to assertion you made about wikipedia. Idiot!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:39:33 (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:23:26 (#)
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That's why I quoted the study also douchebag - can't you read? Besides what kind of fag argues with something telling more women to swallow more bad information source or not? Get the fuck outta here loser.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:16:52 (#)
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Wikipedia is not a source for ANYTHING!!!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:47:10 EST (#)
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I see, Poots. I suppose it could have been worse.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:46:50 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90373#2056560
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Homer was saying he didn't know your gender so I put up the nicest most "I'm ready for a money shot" picture I could find of you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:42:33 EST (#)
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Poots: yes, that's me....who was wondering?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:40:19 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/51276
there's coley.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:39:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:23:26 (#)
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That's why I quoted the study also douchebag - can't you read? Besides what kind of fag argues with something telling more women to swallow more bad information source or not? Get the fuck outta here loser.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:16:52 (#)
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Wikipedia is not a source for ANYTHING!!!
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Homer, you ignorant fuck. Your reply goes on the BOTTOM, dumb shit.
Keep running your hole, dipshit.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:32:37 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90373
that's the douchebag right there homer.
He don't mean no harm...
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:27:38 EST (#)
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I aim to please... pun intended.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:24:49 (#)
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well homer I appreciate your effort. I just feel like this is the type of topic that deserves more attention than it gets in today's society. After all, in a country where the culture of life is supposedly so valued; what is more important than the fate of potential lives in the form of gametes; swimming in a viscous solution of transporting fluid.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:24:49 EST (#)
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well homer I appreciate your effort. I just feel like this is the type of topic that deserves more attention than it gets in today's society. After all, in a country where the culture of life is supposedly so valued; what is more important than the fate of potential lives in the form of gametes; swimming in a viscous solution of transporting fluid.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:23:26 EST (#)
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That's why I quoted the study also douchebag - can't you read? Besides what kind of fag argues with something telling more women to swallow more bad information source or not? Get the fuck outta here loser.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:16:52 (#)
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Wikipedia is not a source for ANYTHING!!!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:22:02 EST (#)
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You're post is pretty ambigious, it's not clear what your gender is from the post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12280
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:17:47 EST (#)
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I'm disturbed by the lack of reading comprehension exhibited by those who review my previous linkwhore. :'(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:16:52 EST (#)
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Wikipedia is not a source for ANYTHING!!!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:14:09 EST (#)
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YES!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:12:47 EST (#)
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I have no idea why all that white space is there, it wasn't in my submission and the link still works. I guess there's no way to edit or fix a post... That sucks :(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:12:45 EST (#)
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Wow, haven't seen that a few dozen times before!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 14:12:22 EST (#)
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Totally relevant linkwhore (and best first post evar)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12280