Toilet Training 101. (311 hits)
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Submitted by Rachel Happy pants (View user info) at 2007-01-08 07:38:55 EST
Toilet training your child is an exciting and rewarding time for any parent, with a few guidelines of course.
: Be prepared to get faeces in your fingernails. If said faeces do not appeal to you, buy disposable gloves.
: Toilet paper will be run from one end of the hallway to the other, it will be wrapped around chair legs, pets, even smaller children.
: Prepare to be awoken in the early hours of the morning to childish giggles and blocked toilet ducts, your keys, stuffed toys etc. will never be the same again.
: If you do not live in a home with an en suite now is the time to ensure that you do. If you enjoy private poopy time do not, I repeat do not share a toilet with a toddler. The feeling of cold tiolet water flushing on a bare bum is an interesting experience that I do not recommend.
: Poo does not reduce in potency as you reduce some-ones age.
: And finally a two year old will use anything to wipe themselves, the toilet roll holder, your wedding dress, antique china.
Happy Pooping!
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
indeed.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-14 11:33:03 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your return after a sixteen month hiatus was a waste.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your return after a sixteen month hiatus was a waste.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ITS BABY OATHMEAL
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It was the wrong attachment. I dont know how i dont know why but it is.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy life sized photo Batman.
-Robin
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Odd. Nobody else has these problems. Allowing your self, home and baby to be smeared with fecal matter and apparently not being the least concerned - feces is very infectious, you know. It must be cleaned or you put your family's health at risk.
You must be a very bad mother. Perhaps Child Protective Services will take the baby away from you before you harm it any further.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my method was to tear the perfumed 'wet one' tissues into strips and stuff them up my nostrils
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-08 07:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilarious. The world needs more female comedians to inform us of the lighter side of motherhood.