i'm sorry, but you lose at life... (1323 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2007-01-08 08:27:36 EST
Hello Bart. This is Maltese. It's been three weeks now. Please unban me. Please? I gave you a dollar.
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some advice:
a simple piece of rope or tall building will sort your problem out.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't had time to properly dance on his grave yet. This should do.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poor maltesers, maybe he and bret will start their own website
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fu--
...oh...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:10:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd this is not quite the standard I am used to from you.
You go away for a while and everything changes obviously.
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Yes, he caught a nasty case of e-mo.
I though he was coming out of it, but he seems to have relapsed.
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
STFU maltese.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I sometimes wonder if the guy from all those '80s teen movies, you know, the one who could never bag Molly Ringwald and was probably gay anyways, runs like 70% of the alters on this site.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Maltese.
Of course, this post sucked, too, but once again, fuck Maltese.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-08 12:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dietary life of Japanese monkey
Their main food item is plants. They eat shoots, young leaves and weeps in spring. In fall, they eat fruits, and nuts and so on. Also they like insects too. Japanese monkeys in heavy snow area eat bamboo leaves, winters shoots or bark of trees and prevent from starving.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-08 11:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hello Bart Bart
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-08 11:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-08 10:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah, that's no way to get bart's attention!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-08 10:04:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:41:50 (#)
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What has he done again? I'm not here often enough to know about all the bannings.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:47:29 EST (#)
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He's banned? I wondered why things have been so quiet.
Kind of peaceful isn't it.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What has he done again? I'm not here often enough to know about all the bannings.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To late at night to be brilliant, unless your bipolar.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:22:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:10:11 (#)
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iddqd this is not quite the standard I am used to from you.
You go away for a while and everything changes obviously.
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cant always be brilliant. or is that cant often be brilliant?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's always fun to ridicule the few who choose to grovel to their internet heros....
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd this is not quite the standard I am used to from you.
You go away for a while and everything changes obviously.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-08 09:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So what does this say about you? You took the time to acknowledge the poor bastard.
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I win. My win was, to use
their terminology,
EPIC!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Approved.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-08 08:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Even the Chinese are against me.
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer