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What's in a Name: Crystle (992 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry
Labels: whats_in_a_name

Rating: 1.37 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-01-08 16:13:13 EST


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"What's in a Name: Crystle"

When glass suspended splits in fixéd streams
And frozen bottles fracture, spilling wine,
And when the soul of Summer sleeps and dreams
This stock-still heart of mine
It will avow:
She is beautiful in winterlight, for now.

An ash tree cast in fire enchants the eye
Its burning branches brilliant, bleeding gold,
The card'nal spins a tempest in the sky
Its running reds now bold
Upon the wing;
I lose her in the majesty of Spring.

The bone complexion draws a line of gray
Above cracked, soundless chimes and whitefaced walls,
But off beyond the silence of the day
Comes the kingfisher's call;
Still waves, still wind:
She is beautiful in winterlight again.



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User Reviews


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 01:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

IMA KILL YOU ORGASMATWAIN






Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-11 00:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahh... it's lovely! both poem and pic.


Thank you!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-11 00:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOODNESS!!!

I'm off uber for a week or three and THIS happens?!?!?!


Can't believe I almost missed it!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 13:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You keep your affection, like your love of unwashed wang, in the closet.
Basically, you hate because you love. And you're waiting for another classic Shlongy joint.

You'd think a dramatic monologue would be enough for some people but neeyyyyyyooo...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:43:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

i enjoy these, some more than others

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i enjoy these, some more than others

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work.

Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:38:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't say "hint of unwashed fupa, the kind of meaty skin-flap that reeks of wet peanut butter & jelly sandwiches and motor oil."

I meant the fragrance of the most wonderful ubercomp there is. The one that brings everyone together and leads to site-wide harmony.



You are the opposite of write, mon frere:

T'is stench of muff
which binds us here,
not such poetic winds;
as such, forgive my off the cuff
riposte through clearer lens.
Kebab, not rhyme is what we seek
when ubersite is clicked.
So argue not the silly point
And suck my uber-dick.



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't say "hint of unwashed fupa, the kind of meaty skin-flap that reeks of wet peanut butter & jelly sandwiches and motor oil."

I meant the fragrance of the most wonderful ubercomp there is. The one that brings everyone together and leads to site-wide harmony.

Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:12:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like it's been a bit of a poetry day today.
There must be a hint of FUPA in the air...





http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/09/nyregion/09smell.html?hp&ex=1168405200&en=3b475beea91f54c8&ei=5059&partner=AOL


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"hint of FUPA"?
*vomits*

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like it's been a bit of a poetry day today.
There must be a hint of FUPA in the air...

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:27:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, not too often a girl gets such beautiful words written about her. Lucky girl!
=====
I agree with the above sentiment

ALSO
Crystle = coley's big sis :D


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Writing that has to rely on flash of form is writing that I don't want to read.
Unless it serves a purpose, scattering a poem's lines to the wind for no reason is about as necessary as another rich, stupid white fuck in politics.

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked the poem. Very classic style.

But this is 2007, bitch.

Isn't contemporary
poetry
sup
posed
To
B
e

All NEW

agey L
ike this

(?.)

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, not too often a girl gets such beautiful words written about her. Lucky girl!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

RB!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


O!


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

alright, this one is for the poem

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like crystle.

this +2 is for her.

i didn't even read that poem thing yet.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I shaved my head...for the new year.

PS. And my balls!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll do one for you the moment your hairline is within 2 1/2 inches of your eyebrows, Woody.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

When are you gonna do a good one of these? (i.e. me)

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sigh...another list I didn't make.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*AHEM*

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto "Crystle made a list" +2.

-Dave

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Very nice. And I hate everything.


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-04 22:57:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah



ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


.........................

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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