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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2007-01-08 17:22:40 EST
I've been off having a 'life'.
Why did that cock Maltese finally get banned? And what's all this Katy do it business?
Is shlongy still alive?
Is method still gay?
Beans. Spill 'em.
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Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-24 22:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off and die.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2007-01-10 05:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want pizza and I want it right now. Fucking Mick Jagger.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-09 21:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Turd of a post, but some pretty fuckin funny reviews
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck...I messed that up...see how busy I
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am doing great!! Thanks for asking.
I am finishing up a week long cruelity to dogs case.
Jury is out. Next up...murder trial.
No time for posting ...only a little time for posting.
I think Schlongy is STILL ALIVE.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96110#2234817
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My ratings still don't count.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's new???
Liverpool won the FA Cup, where have you been??????????
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
England have continued to be shit, if you missed that Apollo.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's that? Look directly to the left? in the WHAT column?? MVA??
Sorry, I've been good far too long...
hehe *snort*
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What ever happened to Loki, apollo?
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Piss off you limey git.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:52:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why my name is up there on the Uberboard. I don't like it. I look at my name up there and have the awful feeling that I owe somebody money.
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You do.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So you came back? Why?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're still a bloated bastard, otherwise, everything seems normal.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why my name is up there on the Uberboard. I don't like it. I look at my name up there and have the awful feeling that I owe somebody money.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
re: 16y/o: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97459
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:12:17 (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:24:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't aim asshole.
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yeah? what the fuck do you know about it, asshole? This site is supposed to entertain but you still post so I guess definitions mean nothing here.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-08 19:36:51 EST (#)
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Oh good, Maltese is gone. I hated that little shit.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:58:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:24:53 (#)
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Seriously Jack, it'll be fun
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Need someone to pamper your babies while you are away? (Walnut Creek)
Experienced cat-wrangler, non smoking homes only (East Bay)
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Toxoplasmosis can kill!!! Get the truth - kill the hellspawn! catsaresatansminions.at.lycos.com
Cat yes like cat very much give key to you house I go. Yuen Cheung (San Francisco Chinatown)
I'll whip your pussy into shape. Outcall only. Ask for Ted (Fremont)
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who's life have you had? do they know?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't ask me... I'm still drunk from Vegas
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck if i know
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:24:53 EST (#)
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Seriously Jack, it'll be fun
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M PERFECTLY CALM, FUCK YOU!~
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:20:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:12:17 (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:24:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't aim asshole.
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yeah? what the fuck do you know about it, asshole? This site is supposed to entertain but you still post so I guess definitions mean nothing here.
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settle down sweetheart
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:16:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:05:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
Who cares.
They want her to camwhore.
Was he really alive at all? At that age you're basically just an eating, shitting and breathing paperweight.
Of course. He's giving me a bj right now.
There. All caught up.
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Covers all the bases, in the Yankstain vernicular.
-Dave
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Been off having your "fortress" raided more like.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:12:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:24:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't aim asshole.
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yeah? what the fuck do you know about it, asshole? This site is supposed to entertain but you still post so I guess definitions mean nothing here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who cares.
They want her to camwhore.
Was he really alive at all? At that age you're basically just an eating, shitting and breathing paperweight.
Of course. He's giving me a bj right now.
There. All caught up.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maltese? Who's he when he's at home?
Have a blindin' '07 you spacker!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not much going on around here, man. Method keeps sending me these weird emails about an Ubercon back East, but I don't see anyone else talking about it. Every time I block his IP address he just sends another email from somewhere else. At first I just laughed, but now I think its actually kind of creepy.
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From: oiledgreek.at.men4men.com
To: jackmccallum.at.rightwingmouthpiece.com
Date: Thu, January 4, 2007
Subject: Hands on Ubercon
Hi Jack,
Method here. Listen... I think you should come
out here for the Ubercon. Sure there are only
you and I signed up at this point, but others
are certain to join in. The unmotivated pricks
just need a bit of time to get their half-assed
acts together.
Meanwhile, I just underwent another full-body
depilation, and I'm as smooth as a baby's butt.
We could hang out and you could rub olive oil on
me and get me all slick and then we could play
Catch the Method which always guarantees a rip-
roaring time.
Think about it and get back to me.
-(v)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maltese might have been banned for making a post called "Bart's Personal Info" trying to call Bart out and post his address like he did to you. Tigerlilly's leaving Uber, as well.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:29:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
PS. I assume that Method is still gay, although I can't imagine anyone knowing more about THAT than you.
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wow you really zinged both of them there slongy
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I kinda want to know too....
I always miss the drama
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's aim?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PS. I assume that Method is still gay, although I can't imagine anyone knowing more about THAT than you.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't aim asshole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I took about 4 days off but have been semi-active telling people to "suck my dick" today.
I don't know anything about anyone else though.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-08 17:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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