Serious Question.. (690 hits)
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Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-08 20:03:03 EST
This is the stupidest thing I've ever posted on here.. feel free to -2 it to Hell.
I've had a really sharp pain in the upper right side of my chest.. right under my breast (har har.. laugh it up). I can't figure out what it is. It hurts the most when I inhale.
If anyone has any idea what it might be, I'd appreciate it.
I don't like unnecessary trips to the ER.
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:01:32 EST (#)
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hope it gets better maam
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:43:41 EST (#)
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Turns out it's a pulled muscle and pleurisy. Faaannnntastic.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:32:01 EST (#)
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Could be a STD..............hang on you only have Ubersex.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:29:37 EST (#)
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Get a doctor to remove the knife from your chest.
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:37:43 EST (#)
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It's ovarian cancer. Seriously.
There, I put it. Happy?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:58:27 EST (#)
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why did only 1 person put aids?
No one put cancer? :(
So many missed jokes. I'm not impressed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:35:51 EST (#)
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Tuberculosis.
Seriously, it's probably nothing more serious than a random pulled muscle. If it doesn't go away after a week I should go to a doctor.
Incidently one of my housemates has a similar problem in her shoulder; no explanation for an untreatable pain. The doctors best guess was stress so assuming it's the same thing I prescribe being less mental.
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:28:57 EST (#)
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Liver Cirrosis (SP?)
Drink much?
Submitted by KillMe (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:20:31 EST (#)
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costochondritis, an inflammation of the rib cartilage.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/costochondritis/DS00626
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:58:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:05:01 (#)
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1/Does your left shoulder hurt as you inhale?
2/Can you hear a 'crackling' sound in the final moments of a full inhale?
3/Any associated coughing at all?
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none of the above.. if i'm sitting down and breathing deeply, i can feel my ribs sort-of cracking.. like my bones are crushed or something.
it's been spreading to my back and down my side every now and then. i don't know, it's weird.
and i dont really have any other symptoms.. no fever, nausea, etc etc
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go to the doctor then
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:17:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:05:02 (#)
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Does it get any better if you put your arms behind your head and stretch your chest?
I used to get them back when I used to smoke and run five miles a day.
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nope.. i've tried sitting/lying every way i can think of.. nothing eases it.. it's slacked off some, finally.. but it still hurts pretty bad
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:05:01 (#)
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1/Does your left shoulder hurt as you inhale?
2/Can you hear a 'crackling' sound in the final moments of a full inhale?
3/Any associated coughing at all?
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none of the above.. if i'm sitting down and breathing deeply, i can feel my ribs sort-of cracking.. like my bones are crushed or something.
it's been spreading to my back and down my side every now and then. i don't know, it's weird.
and i dont really have any other symptoms.. no fever, nausea, etc etc
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:16:23 EST (#)
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Una: collapsed lung?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:09:16 EST (#)
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hey I get that and I hear a crackling sound...what's that mean?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:05:02 EST (#)
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Does it get any better if you put your arms behind your head and stretch your chest?
I used to get them back when I used to smoke and run five miles a day.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:05:01 EST (#)
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1/Does your left shoulder hurt as you inhale?
2/Can you hear a 'crackling' sound in the final moments of a full inhale?
3/Any associated coughing at all?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:03:31 EST (#)
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nope, not gassy
..and i'm not worried about free healthcare, that couldn't be less important to me at the moment. i have good insurance and plenty of money to cover the rest, thank you.
i'll give it until tomorrow morning. if i'm still in pain, i'll see the doctor.
thanks everyone.. i can always look here for a smile.
assholes. :)
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:51:01 EST (#)
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TOO BAD NO FREE HEALTHCARE, BITCH!
(assuming you are american, roger that.)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:43:06 EST (#)
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ARE YOU GASSY?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:10:57 EST (#)
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i don't know what it could be, but i hope you're ok.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:07:33 EST (#)
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its your body telling you to stop being a dumbass by asking uberers anything remotely resembling a serious question
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:46:29 EST (#)
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a +2 from Shlongy?!
Holy Hell, the pain has gone away.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:46:04 EST (#)
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etc etc etc
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:45:40 EST (#)
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This +2 will make all of your troubles go away...I have to get back to the football game.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:42:34 EST (#)
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OK...OK...you guilted me into it.
I'll take your temperature...anally, of course.
Bend over and say "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"..."yessssssssssssssssssss"...etc.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:41:13 EST (#)
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Could be a blocked duct or a cyst.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:40:53 EST (#)
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Whats wrong with public transportation?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:38:46 EST (#)
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fine doctor you are.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:38:24 EST (#)
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Wait...the pain's BELOW the breasticles?
Sorry...Then I don't care.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:37:17 EST (#)
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OK...I'll help.
But I'm probably going to need to touch them...and perhaps, suck on them, to come up with an accurate diagnosis.
Submitted by jpk34359 (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:35:09 EST (#)
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Drink more alcohol and you will forget all about it. No, wait--you will stop hearing the voices if you drink more alcohol. No, wait--that would be me. I am sorry, I forgot what we were talking about...
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:34:12 EST (#)
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Ah.. good point.
However, I knew that there were some people (i.e. you) that could maybe give some insight.
Now. After all of that sucking up (UP, not off), don't you want to help me?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:32:54 EST (#)
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Serious answer: go see your doctor and have him/her figure it out
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:32:46 EST (#)
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Pleurisy?
If it doesn't get better, go to the ER.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:30:49 EST (#)
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It could be some of my semen you forgot to wipe off.
But seriously, if you're asking the Uber retards for some kind of diagnosis, after you see YOUR Doctor, you may want to swing by the Nuthouse for a check up with Dr. Bob Hartley.
These fucking people can barely pour milk in their cereal bowls.
48% of them show up at work with their flies down.
71% of them take public transportation to work.
Still wanna know what they think?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:19:27 EST (#)
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Nobody but you, my dear.
I've done nothing to crack a rib, I'm afraid.
I wish it were that easy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:16:30 EST (#)
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Might have cracked a rib, most likely. Been dating any gentlemen sporting mullets lately?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:06:13 EST (#)
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Probably muscular. If you are well endowed in that area it can be problematic apparently. Well, so says my whingy girlfriend.
Actually no it's AIDS! Couldn't resist, sorry.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:06:02 EST (#)
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http://www.webmd.com/search/search_results/default.aspx?query=aids&x=0&y=0
I think you should take your chances with the hospital.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:03:26 EST (#)
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i have a feeling i'll regret posting this..