The only argument that may ever make you a vegetarian (771 hits)
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Submitted by phauna (View user info) at 2007-01-08 20:24:41 EST
"""Ex-porn star Annie Sprinkle established her expertise on the topic when she modestly mentioned to me that she had "swallowed the cum of probably over 1,000 men." Her wholesome opinion -- "vegetarians have sweeter sperm than meat eaters" -- echoed Trebor's frightening analysis. Sprinkle also suggested that "smoking, drinking, drugs and asparagus negatively affect the flavor.""""
http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature/2000/08/21/hyena_essay/index1.html
"""A guy I know converted to vegetarianism in high school. After cycling through shabby, particularly illogical versions of the rote arguments for vegetarianism, he finally told me, apparently decisively, that vegetarianism would please the ladies because "it makes your cum taste sweet.""""
http://www.mcgilldaily.com/view.php?aid=5043
"""Oh, and just a tip for all of you meat eaters out there... vegetarian cum tastes the best. Speaking from experience."""
http://blather.newdream.net/c/cum.html
"""scientific studies have shown that due to the protein level in the make-up of "cum," the more meat you eat, the worse it'll taste. BUT, the more fruits you eat, the "sweeter" it'll taste. Same for both men and women."""
http://brawl-hall.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-50359.html
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Luckily drinking beer will help the taste. I knew it was good for something:
"""Drinking hard alcohol and smoking can also lead to a bad taste in semen, so perhaps cutting back on those indulgences can help spice up others. But some high quality beers may actually sweeten the taste of cum. Go figure. Acidic fruits like pineapple can give semen a sweet and sugary flavor."""
http://www.dailycal.org/sharticle.php?id=4058
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More tips for the lads:
"""Semen can be sweetened by drinking lots of pineapple juice or eating bananas or papayas. Red meat can make the semen taste more acidic. And alcohol or coffee can make semen more bitter."""
http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/10/semen.htm
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*Uber ladies,homosexuals and auto-fellators may like to add their own opinions and tips below, for the good of humanity.
User Reviews
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 19:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-17 18:56:18 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:36:51 (#)
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Any vegetarians?
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I am.
Nice to know I shoot sugared man-goo.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-09 23:43:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:59:08 (#)
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who cares?
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WOMEN.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHA
PS I'm pretty sure scourge "taste-tested" right after writing that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-17 18:56:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:36:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Any vegetarians?
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I am.
Nice to know I shoot sugared man-goo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-09 23:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
who cares?
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WOMEN.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 23:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my gf is vegetarian. her cum tastes great
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
so eat teriyaki steak, whats the big deal???
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:16:01 EST (#)
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Hmm.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:59:08 EST (#)
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who cares?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:45:54 EST (#)
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Damn, I'd better start laying off the daily helpings of asparagus...
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:06:15 EST (#)
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Im a big fan of eating bananas covered in pineapple juice..................come get your sweet semen here ladies
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:04:43 EST (#)
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Once a girl commented top me after swallowing, "yum, you eat many pineapples!"
Sometimes I miss indonesia...
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:54:14 EST (#)
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Eat. Your. Fruit.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:20:18 EST (#)
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THIS JUST IN
Orgasmatron likes teh meat.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:52:30 EST (#)
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I don't care, I'm not the one drinking it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:45:47 EST (#)
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Now I want a big, raw steak.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:36:51 EST (#)
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Any vegetarians?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:17:19 EST (#)
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Who cares...it's not like you're going to taste it.
For the most part, that is. Dress it up for those special 'snowball' nights, but leave the janx be every other day of the week.
(PS - Orgasmaloads taste like mead)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:53:02 EST (#)
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No amount of study and research is going to convince a woman to swallow.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:44:29 EST (#)
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OLD
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:06:05 EST (#)
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Yeah, yeah. This ain't exactly news.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:00:57 EST (#)
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since when are women supposed to enjoy sex?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:47:01 EST (#)
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I "ate" 4 glasses of Talisker this evening...who wants a drink?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:44:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And here I thought you'd go with Bubba's title. You know, the one that was better than this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:38:46 EST (#)
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Ladies, lay off the tuna...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:31:09 EST (#)
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This is 100% true
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you eat affects how you taste; male or female.