For Your Viewing Pleasure (3984 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-01-08 21:40:12 EST
Pictures of me humiliating myself at a 50's theme party--have a field day. I'm Sandra Dee.
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-15 05:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97994
you're one of the better posters here.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-02 17:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he's right... slutty but definitely bangable... that's probably not really her though.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98348
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-18 17:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:01:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you need to check inside me, I must warn you that last night I ate a fifteen Cinnabon. My anus is open like a mouth of dog, if you make attack on it, it may make a release.
OHMYGOD!
LET'S MAKE FUCK RIGHT NOW.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-15 12:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The nicest thing about this post is that she calls us losers a lot less frequently than usual.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-15 12:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It'd take a football bat or a black guy to fuck you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-15 09:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ct, but i've been all over the country and i've spent a couple years each in both wa and co. also a little while in texas.
either way... probably one of those everyone has a doppelganger things, but i'm sufficiently unnerved.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-14 15:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oops, sorry daddy.
lisa, im from puritan new england and i'm a giant fag!! and nobody would know better than my personal cum dumpster shlongy. i dont consder it gay though. a mouth is a mouth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget to mention that you're also "a fag", retro.
That's an important omission.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dont bother with her. she trades in the destruction of morality.
me on the other hand, im from puritan new england!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are you from, inion?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you shouldnt be afraid to smile all toothy-like
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look incredibly familiar and it's freaking me out. not like from another picture on here, like in reality.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-12 13:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i finally figured out what's been bugging me about these pics. Although the turquoise earrings are lovely, big silver hoops would have fit right in to the theme.
I tried to find a website that gave examples of 50's bad girl fashions, but I couldn't. So I guess it's just a feeling I'm having.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-12 13:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you are pretty. I also figured out who you remind me of (what I know of you anyway): The character Dominique, from The Fountainhead.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-12 10:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:12:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shameless hussy!
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AHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I fucking love that word, 'hussy'.
Nice legs.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-11 21:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked you better as a bitch.
This is OK.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Always a geriatric midget trying to get attention from women 20 years younger and one foot taller than him (See below)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Always gay and overly emotional(See below)
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Always pretty.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-11 03:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck is this on most heated?
+2 cos greased lightning is my favorite 'come home drunk, sing at the top of my lungs to annoy as many people as possible song'
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-11 03:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/01/the_charlies_angels_cu/adrew_blog.jpg
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-01-11 02:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Terracotta pie
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:45:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
I had black pumps; I took them off because they hurt my feet.
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+2 for continuity then.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I might consider letting you blow me...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-01-10 11:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's actually a pretty good Sandra Dee. Love the hair.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2007-01-10 08:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Legs like a race horse, wonderful.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-09 22:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:38:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
your legs are nearly perfect, they just need to be spread a little more
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-09 21:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's really not much of a pleasure. Sorry.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-09 21:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...ok then.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-09 20:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wow you know a millie vanilli. or someone who went to your party dressed as a millie vanilli. I bet he talks like Stephen Hawkings. "P-P-pleeeeeeeeeeease, get-me: a punch."
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-09 20:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
glad to see the acne's cleared up. Or did it just trickle down to your back and asss?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:04:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
McCallums below
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:55:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Too cute, but couldn't you spring for a wig? Sandra Dee was blond. {Just googled her} I'd have loaned you one from Lanore, my mannequin, if we lived closer. You'd have to of curled her hair though.
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Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEHOLD MY STAFF, FOR IT SHALL COMFORT THEE
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i love it when shitty alters call each other out for being shitty alters
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a great figure.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Greased Lightning.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you could read my mind love....you probably slap my face!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
before i liked you for your brutal honesty and cutting cruelty.
now i still like you for those, but have added your legs to the list as well.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it. All night long. Probably with disturbed playing in the background.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
did you have to be unsewed when you need to piss?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you let me put the bop in your bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop I'll ram-a-lam you with my ding-dong.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy hell, you look HAPPY.
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Hahahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore balls
But what? No blonde wig to complete the outfit?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:16:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:39:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Since you mentioned viewing pleasure, this is THE sweetest video I seen. Watch!! Average Dan has to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNbL2s0nTLE
This was the best thing I have ever seen! EVER!
Nice pics!
******
Now see? that's how to leave a nice review of a review. {Plus watch the vid, Meth} it'll make you feel good. I gotta leave for 4 days, and just woke my boyfriend and told him everything you said. See he's the one that told me you called him- he showed me Ubersite last year, and told me the people from here i should read {he didn't mention you, haha, cept that you called}. You shouldn't be mean to jack. I've never voted in a UM thing, so, well shut up.
I so would just say who my boyfriend is, but he forbade me to review his posts or ever mention him. {I think he's ashamed of me?} GOD! Not that it would matter, but at least you'd believe me. Danger, please, don't say anything if u see. I really wish you would, to shut this stuff up that i'm jack's alter! but I'd get keeled. so don't. Seriously. GOD! Well, off to Pensacola to catch my plane. Peace until you freak-head dummies!
Lisa, sorry for the weirdness, but that's what this place is all about!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here you go. Now you can be my side shag piece.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n24CVrDIil0
"Sweet Little Lisa"- Rockpile
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look more like a Sue Ellen........
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:04:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Meth, for the love of God, you've {YOU'VE} called our house before. You got our number {at that time my bf's #, I didn't know about Ubersite back then} from Holly. GOD! I. . . AM . . . . NOT. . . Jack!!!!!! Fuck. Stop the madnesss.
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Jesus Christ bro, you're really fucked in the head. Give it up. Apparently EVERYONE has your number and has called you before. Keep voting for yourself in UM though, it'll pay off!
Cute "madness" reference though.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:39:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Since you mentioned viewing pleasure, this is THE sweetest video I seen. Watch!! Average Dan has to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNbL2s0nTLE
This was the best thing I have ever seen! EVER!
Nice pics!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got chills
they're multiplying
and I'm losing
the fight against this bastard cold.
Sexy pics.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and the thing is, I know that they arent.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know that one post where lisa is all like "These are my boobs" ?
I actually believe they are.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 07:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-09 06:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's starting to frighten me that Jack is so into the female "wisher" role.
P.S. you've got nice legs
****
Meth, for the love of God, you've {YOU'VE} called our house before. You got our number {at that time my bf's #, I didn't know about Ubersite back then} from Holly. GOD! I. . . AM . . . . NOT. . . Jack!!!!!! Fuck. Stop the madnesss.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-09 06:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's starting to frighten me that Jack is so into the female "wisher" role.
P.S. you've got nice legs
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
o, you were talkin to lisa, oops. *zips lips* --- the top ones at least.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you talkin to me? What, you big hunk-o manly man meat.
{Note how PC I was in not saying "you big hunk-o manly black-assed-hub-cap-stealing man meat}.
I keed, GOD! A girl cain't make a joke? GOD!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a hooker kracka
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i would so love to at least make out with you
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since you mentioned viewing pleasure, this is THE sweetest video I seen. Watch!! Average Dan has to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNbL2s0nTLE
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shameless hussy!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice smile . A shame we dislike eachother so much..
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_-rBvdvMFjc
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That smile looks awfully forced poppet, I do hope your friends and family aren't making you too uncomfortable.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.... I thought you were gonna be naked.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmm...perhaps i should sharp up my reading comprehension.
i translated mannaries (which should've been mammaries) to 'manières'...which means 'faggoty ways' in a sense. add to that the tradional 'cocksucker', i totally felt like your comment was for me. i shoudl get some sleep maibe.
so please excuse the previous outburst...ahem...yeah...good night!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I rate this based soley on the quality of the things I post.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was talking to Apollo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:49:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
go make yourself puke - fatty
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lol
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:04:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
McCallums below
*****
No Jack isn't below. As I've said before, many of you have my phone number, as well as my boyfriend's and they know I ain't Jack. Get over it. All that was started by a comment from Rad in one of his late nite misguided comments- not that all his comments are misguided, just that one. GOD!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:06:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
So you admit that you've got mannaries, AND you're a cocksucker.
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mannaries? wtf, i was trying to be nice here! i didn't even mention your disproportionate head and your smile that looks like a granny without her denture.
chances are, that i'm more manly in person than the bubble headed alchoolic midget you're dating on the internet. or were dating...who cares, either way.
anyway, just because i'm not a clueless nehandertal doesn't mean i look or act gay. i can fix my gf's hair while farting and watching hockey at the same time. people are multidimensional, not you apparently. and yet you complain about the double standards toward women but at the same time label gay any man that acts like a modern one.
you live in a little world of cliches, my dear.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-09 03:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
McCallums below
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too cute, but couldn't you spring for a wig? Sandra Dee was blond. {Just googled her} I'd have loaned you one from Lanore, my mannequin, if we lived closer. You'd have to of curled her hair though.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEHOLD MY STAFF, FOR IT SHALL COMFORT THEE
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy hell, you look HAPPY.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So you admit that you've got mannaries, AND you're a cocksucker.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what you do is suck 3 internet boyfriends cock at any one time
supple breasts follow
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:19:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got that same top.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your legs are nearly perfect, they just need to be spread a little more
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
In that first picture, you look like you're pushing 40...
I'd still blow a load in your eye... AND call you back the next day!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that how you stay so svelte, Apollo? Great. Now tell me: how do I get supple breasts like yours?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got that same top.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go make yourself puke - fatty
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you'd get it. definitely. you'd get it worse than i just took it by taking osu -7.5.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
er...the tib-fib kind.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
calves
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how is this the 50's? leggings are very trendy. though they would fit better with layering, like a mini skirt and a sheer top half over it (this one looks like a t-shirt) or even an unbuttoned shirt and polo over. translating this is hard.
and i can curl my girlfriend's hair like that in no time with an iron.
no, i'm not gay, i only have lots of french and italian friends. i swear!! :-P
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like Vic Mackey's wife (an OK face ruined by a terrible nose).
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked you better as a blonde.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not a particular fan of your face, though you look better than 99% of the 'women' here, but you gotta a nice bud and skin...it seems.
you still sound like a dumb adolescent to me, but i'm not a bitter fat dude aka kaos-king (what is he laughing at?)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I doubt I'm getting any action tonight...unless I'm going for solo action.
I think I can get myself "in the mood".
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:20:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I posted my reviews with 2 seconds left in the half. I have Florida +7.5...like I need to watch any more of this.
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ahahahahaholyfuck
pop a little blue pill and celebrate!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I posted my reviews with 2 seconds left in the half. I have Florida +7.5...like I need to watch any more of this.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can see from the timestamps who's watching the game and who's a homosexual.
(I'm writing this at halftime, in case any would questioning my boner-fides)
Kaos is laughing now, but he'll be jerkin' it later, I'd wager.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice. You should try out for that reality show.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<EJACULAYES>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More like Sandra Bee...J.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about fucking time that I have some new spank material.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahaha!!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Spinner!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sexysexysexysexysexy
or something like that....
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
spitting fucking image
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GASP I HAVE ALMOST REVEALED THAT I THINK OF UBER-DENIZENS WHILE NOT ONLINE! GOD FORBID ME!
TOOL ALERT TOOL ALERT
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had black pumps; I took them off because they hurt my feet.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look nothing like how I imagine you.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sandra Dee couldn't afford shoes?