- jägermeister is evil incarnate - (1258 hits)
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Submitted by street-pirate (View user info) at 2007-01-08 23:15:47 EST
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Submitted by Dirty_Girl (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:04:29 EDT (#)
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Wow you are all kinds of shit.
Submitted by gwenwyvar (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:02:34 EDT (#)
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Die.
Submitted by andkon (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:02:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by muhahaha (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:01:33 EDT (#)
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Wow. Great post, man.
Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:00:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2007-06-21 15:00:35 EDT (#)
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Pretty stupid.
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:59:32 EDT (#)
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shit.
Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:59:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-06-19 22:08:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-06-19 22:07:09 EDT (#)
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useless cunt
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2007-06-18 11:58:22 EDT (#)
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Wow. That article was a masterpiece. Write more, man...
Jager does have the tendency to bring out the evil within, to answer the previous post. That's what alcohol does.
But nothing makes me more angry than Jack. That stuff is Jager's cousin, as far as sheer hatred goes. I just turn into a total dick towards everyone around me; even small animals run for cover.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-18 01:00:17 EDT (#)
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I've always wondered...
Does jage put the evil in you, or does it just wake it up?
Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-13 15:28:17 EDT (#)
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hate jager. although the novelty of free test tubes and ghey oragne garland thingies usually wins me over
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-05-13 01:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:24:48 EST (#)
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I love those jager bomb thingies.
They're just a bit spensive.
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Fuck yes! I hear they killed a few people, which only makes them better. People with heart problems aren't supposed to drink them, but they taste so good...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-13 01:16:58 EDT (#)
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Welcome. I see you did your homework.
I've been to a place where they had Jägermeister ON TAP. May the Lord have mercy on my soul.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-13 00:56:53 EDT (#)
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this is a great post.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:59:50 EDT (#)
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I remember years back having a (brief) discussion/argument about whether or not snow was cold......
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:07:54 EST (#)
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You should post more often. There were a few typos and grammatical errors in here but over an enjoybable post. Please do it again, alter.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:24:48 EST (#)
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I love those jager bomb thingies.
They're just a bit spensive.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-09 22:44:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-09 21:01:48 EST (#)
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stick with the whiskey. the only people you see drinking jager at a bar are moron kids anyway and, if you wait two or three hours, you can take their women home.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-09 20:32:25 EST (#)
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+2 for the Mikethescottish link, hahaha if I had a dollar....
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:38:42 EST (#)
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We're going to get along just fine.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97523
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:15:41 EST (#)
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+2 for the funnies, you sissy girl, you.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:11:58 EST (#)
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Jager is awesome- though, as others have said, absinthe is another game altogether. Christ, I could tell you some stories...
*cough* http://www.ubersite.com/m/75035 *cough*
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:35:29 EST (#)
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Jag is evil?
Jag?
You get your ass kicked by The Bambi?
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I guess I did. And believe, while I may not be the most seasoned veteran out there, I'm by no means a lightweight.
There must be something else in it other than alcohol, because it has differents effects on different people.
One of my friend will pass out after three shots of Jager, and he drinks a forty of rum in an evening whitout any ill effects.
I've never tried absinthe, I want to someday though. But at least absinthe seems straight forward; the 70% alcohol lets you know it packs quite a punch.
About the E in whisky; I'm French-Canadian, that's how we spell it around here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:20:05 EST (#)
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this is why i only drink BarenJaeger.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:37:08 EST (#)
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Both spellings of whiskey (whisky) are acceptable. The "e" seems to be an American thing.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:48:01 EST (#)
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jager isn't that bad.
the only alcohol I can't stand is goldschlagger, or any of that shit with flecks of metal in it. I got sick of it over 10 years ago, and I am just now able to tolerate the smell of cinnamon.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:50:47 EST (#)
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I would much rather drink 151 or Everclear before I drink Jager.
Hell, I don't even mind the taste of Everclear.
Jager, on the other hand, tastes like kiddie porn - very bad!
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:35:06 EST (#)
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I guess I'm immune, then...
Great post, by the way, but the last parts could have been cut out.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:08:58 EST (#)
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"All things in moderation, including moderation" - Benjamin Franklin's more interesting brother Spike
"Benjamin Franklin's more interesting brother Spike never drank Jager" - everyone who has applied the 'including moderation' bit to Jager
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:26:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-01-09 06:38:17 EST (#)
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And thus is why I drink Jose Cuervo
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-09 06:13:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:12:00 (#)
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WHISKEY!
IT'S SPELT WHISKEY YOU APE!
YOU PUT THE UMLAUT ON JAGERMEISTER BUT CAN'T SPELL WHISKEY! I'M FUCKING APPALED!
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Caps make baby J cry :(
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-09 05:12:00 EST (#)
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WHISKEY!
IT'S SPELT WHISKEY YOU APE!
YOU PUT THE UMLAUT ON JAGERMEISTER BUT CAN'T SPELL WHISKEY! I'M FUCKING APPALED!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:30:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:08:44 EST (#)
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im going there
I am disgusted with myself after the last time I got really drunk and you should be too.
it is funny though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-09 04:08:14 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:33:08 EST (#)
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No, no. Jagermeister, much like absinthe and ouzo, warns me of its dangerous properties with its intense liquorice flavor. It's the booze equivalent of the orange/black coloring of Earth's most deadly animals. I'm just glad my brand-new computer is tucked away and safe from my drunken falling and stomping. There there, baby! (kisses computer, gets electrocuted)
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:30:41 EST (#)
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Jag is evil?
Jag?
You get your ass kicked by The Bambi?
The Bambi does have balls, and needs to be treated with a certain lack of respect, but evil? A total ass kicker?
No, young one, no.
Absinthe.
Now that shit is evil.
Pure cocaine for alcoholics.
Take our latest playtime together. After five shots on NYE, I wasn't drunk.
No, I was tripping my balls off.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-09 01:00:32 EST (#)
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got better later on
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2007-01-09 00:57:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:48:59 EST (#)
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+2 for warning our fellow human beings of the evils of Jager.
Ohhhh memory lane..
*wavy memory sequence*
When I lived up on "the farm", Jason, my roommate, worked nights as a dishwasher at the truck stop down the road..he would come home at 7 am..stand outside and smoke cigarettes. One morning I heard loud noises outside my window, as I was at ground level and it was summer and the windows were open. He had brought home a vagrant hitchiker and they were enjoying a full bottle of jager, straight from the source; after sharing some with my poor dog.
He never tried jager again.
The dog, not Jason.
Jason was a pro. Miss you Jason :'(
*wavy memory sequence end*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:47:07 EST (#)
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+2 JagerNazi!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:46:54 EST (#)
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+2 FELLOW PIRATE
ARRRRRRRRR
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:46:49 EST (#)
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pussy.
i laughed.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:44:46 EST (#)
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I love Jager though. It hasn't been evil to me directly yet, though I have had to clean up someone else's vomit it caused.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:32:14 EST (#)
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pussy.
i laughed.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-08 23:27:40 EST (#)
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Pussy.
I laughed.