Why Does YOUR Bar Kick Ass??? (1809 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-01-09 09:40:38 EST
If I had more money, I think I would be an alcoholic...
You know, just for fun.
I have an assortment of beer in the fridge right now left over from New Years. St. Pauli Girl, Killian's, Heineken, and that Michelob Ultra shit. Most of my Hard booze is gone. I'm down to some Triple Sec, Southern Comfort and cheap Vodka. The thing is, I won't touch any of this stuff unless I have people over. I rarely even pop a beer or have a cocktail after dinner.
No, my problem comes around in the evenings, Thursday through Saturday.
My friends and I spend a ridiculous amount of time at the bar. Always the same bar, too - The Zephyr Pub. The doorguys don't bother to ID any of us anymore, the Bartenders pretty much know our usual drinks and one of us would have to cut a motherfucker to get kicked out. The jukebox plays everything from The Clash and The Mars Volta to Frank Sinatra and The Rolling Stones. I can get a Long Island for only 5 bucks, drink of the month for $2 and cheap beer for a dollar. Three floors and a deck.
We fucking live there.
3 times. I was there three god damn times over the past five days. First, a friend was leaving for NY, then some people came up from outta town, then we decided to drink in honor of it... um, being a new week? I dunno.
So Uber - - Do YOU have a bar? A club or a pub? A particular tavern or watering hole that is the place you drag yourself to for fine, refreshing spirits? Okay, WHY??? What makes YOUR bar kick so much ass?
Oh, here's documentation of my drunken debauchery over the weekend. Somehow I managed to not only remember to take photos, but also NOT lose the camera. Two of them are from previous exploits, but partners-in-crime needed to be represented. Not that you care, because, well... you don't know any of these people...
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I work there and EVERYONE wants the bartender.
EVERYONE.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-14 00:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost my attraction to bars this past year. I guess it has something to do with turning 30 and growing up. I suddenly found myself bored and slightly repulsed by "the regulars" who have nothing better to do than get wasted every night. The plus side to this is that I'm pocketing about $100 a week that I would have pissed away. The down side is that I'm still bored, and drinking at home sucks ass.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-13 10:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My bar is absolutley the best place on the face of this earth. I'm a smalltown girl, to begin with, but this is smalltown bar and so much more. It's a real hole in the wall, on the corner in the village. It's separated, in two halves. One with a pool table (50 cents a game!) a bumper pool table and dart boards. And the jukebox, is also on that half, where, for some reason usually only gets country played on it (the only place, mostly, that I listen to country is this bar) On this side, is where women WERE allowed to go, before 1985. The other side, was not allowed to see women. Its chairs consist of church pewes, facing each other with tables in between on the walls. There's a long section of tables in the middle, where old people usually play cards. I think the best part about this bar tho, is the fact that guys get the joy of peeing on a wall. That's right boys. The mens bathroom is simply a wall and a drain on the floor.... they seem to like it. I am kidding by the way... The best part of this bar, is most definatly the people and the ambiance. I love the air in there, and the regulars always come back for more. It's my second home, the "Gunter's Tavern"
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2007-01-13 10:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
my bar kicks ass for the simple reason that its a stones throw from my room... literally. infact if i turn off my tv i can hear the music. and drinks are cheap - £1.60 a pint? fuck yeah! and ID? never been ID'd there yet. its great. did i mention it kicks ass?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-13 09:40:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:43:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
You've 'gone off' me? AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT A DORK.
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I've 'come on' you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that bottom right picture is really odd looking now that you mention it
and another thing, I magine that when you go to parties, dingy minger, you just talk and talk and luff and luff and talk some more and then glare at all the participants in the conversation untiol they become uncomfortable with themselves and excuse them to get more beer/wine/bouron and you stand there left with the one guy who wasn't exactly paying attention but now that the two of you are alone he begins to dance with you and you lay your head upon his chest.
which proves you're ghey
QED
(with graphs and shit)
you are correct about the blowing money on elvis, but they werent impersonaltors--they were the real deal my friend.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But only if it means no death.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:47:00 EST (#)
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btw how dumb does kaos look on this
*okay dies - you'll be sorry uber*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:45:53 EST (#)
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Don't die Ranger.
I'll even offer a truce.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:44:47 EST (#)
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I said 'portugese' as a reference to how dumb rad is, it wasn't a typo. I hate everybody, and always will and have. I hate this stupid website and will die on it.
*dies*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:43:28 EST (#)
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You've 'gone off' me? AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT A DORK.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:39:45 EST (#)
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oh please dont I like the attention
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:38:56 EST (#)
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ducky i've just gone off you, you're a fag like brianrad. maybe you two should just get married in a principality that allows it. like...... portugese they'll do anything, providing brian hasn't blown all his earnings on elvis impersonators. which i doubt.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:24:47 EST (#)
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YOU KNOW RANGER, PICKING ON PEOPLE USUALLY MEANS THAT YOU'RE GHEY FOR THEM IN A CHILDISH SANDBOX SORT OF WAY.
*I'm so sorry for you Rad.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU EAT BOYS RARE RAD
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-13 06:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are right minger
I eat mine rare
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 06:47:40 EST (#)
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it's a mans bar - but with girls. okay
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 06:46:33 EST (#)
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in fact i'm pretttttttttttty sure they wouldn't even let him in, let alone serve him. if you look closely you will see a sign above the side entrance saying 'no faggots especially from las fagos'.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 06:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okay so we're in the middle of the worst recorded drought in the history of the world. but who fucking cares. everytime I turn on a tap water comes out of it - it's totally brilliant. And that pub seats like six hundred people in a beer-garden overgrown with grapevines across a lattice roof thing, it's known as Brisbane's 'worst vegetarian restaurant' and has the juiciest most suculent rib eye fillets known to man, providing you eat them medium rare - like a man. rad wouldn't like it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 06:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blue skies, nothing but blue. fucking. skies.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-13 06:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.normanhotel.com.au/images/about_images/norman-hotel2.jpg
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-13 06:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a couple of these bars:
Frick's-- Fricks is a pool hall in Midland that I frequent with old friends of mine from high school. Every time I'm there, I'm guaranteed to run into someone that I havent seen in 7 years. Beer is cheap, pool is fun. Nuff said.
The American Legion or "Da Legion"-- I like to come here once in a while, not just becausethe beer is cheap, but I love listening to all those old fuckers talk about Vietnam or Korea and the like. My Iraq stories can't even compare.
The VFW- For the same reason I go to Da Legion, cheap beer and old fuckers talking war stories.
Bushey's-- Midland's own little biker bar. I actually got kicked out of this place for taking a shit in the urinal after a dare. It's kinda lame anyways, always full of rednecks and assholes.
The Ultimate Sports Bar-- This is where all the military recruiters, cops, corrections officers, and other civil servants go to party. Though I don't go here as much as I'd like, this is by far my favorite place. while the beer isnt quite as cheap, the girls that work there are hot, and cops are always fun to party with. I have yet to go here and have a bad time.
Shaboom's-- A mix between a nightclub and a cozy pub. Thers basically 2 sides. One side has all sorts of weird lights and shit and a big ass dancefloor. The other side has a jukebox and pool tables. Take a guess which side I frequent.
The Hamilton St. Pub-- A metal bar with live music every night. Lots of cute rocker chicks and awesome drink specials. Nopool tables though, which makes it a bar I dont frequent as much.
Deja Vu-- Strip club. Strip Clubs in Michigan are totally gay. they dont serve alcohol period. They also dont let you byob. So you basically have to get fucked up in one of the above said bars ebefore you roll to the Vu to look at tits.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-11 09:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I frequent the Sharp Edge in Pittsburgh. It's one of the top-ranked Belgian beer bars in the nation, with well over 300 different beer selections from all over the world. Not only is the beer amazing, but the food fucking rocks the hizzouse as well.
Every time I go there, I drink and eat entirely too much.
Ah, Leffe.
Submitted by caricature19 (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
my bar kicks ass because i'm boning the bartender LOL
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man I wish my hometown had a decent bar. Our bars suck major ass, we've countless talked how easy it would be to out compete them. The only reason they get any business for the most part is because they're simply the only places to go. We have 4 we go to depending on the situation.
WhistleStop Pub- nice enough pub, we go there for their awesome burgers and to play pool
Downstream- very nice pub, this is the place to go for a casual beer and a game of pool, they also have AWESOME nachos
Atha B(The B)- largest bar, occasional live music, and certain nights has the most people and tail, however service is kinda shitty
Pete's- this is were we always end up every damn night and honestly it's not that great, kinda dirty, though service is great it's overpriced, but because it's were EVERYONE goes it's were me and my friends always end up
Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:45:22 EST (#)
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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow, I find almost all of those girls quite pretty, in their own ways.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-01-10 03:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My local is the Thatched Cottage, a mere hop, skip and jump from my house and is the archetypical quaint English pub. It's 13th century (according to the landlord) and the 2nd oldest pub in my town. Best atmosphere anywhere, best food, nice bar staff BEAUTIFUL Orchard style beer garden and they serve guest ales on hand pump from local breweries which is strangely hard to find around these parts.
Probably the prettiest pub ever. I love it.
To see my friends I go to the Tumbledown Dick though, where all the grebbers hang out. Not so nice.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-10 03:08:11 EST (#)
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my bar is called the red room, it's moderately classy and popular and they let you smoke inside even though smoking in bars is illegal in my state
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-10 01:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:28:37 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:25:52 (#)
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I don't know how often you have to go to a place for it to be considered your local, but 90% of the time I go into the city I start at the place under Williamson's apartment.
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the basement? Good stalking there.
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This confused me for a while because there is actually a bar referred to as "The Basement" in Brisbane.
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2007-01-10 00:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
fucking ugly bastard
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-09 22:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-09 21:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you sure hang out with a lot of ugly chicks.
Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2007-01-09 20:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One token black guy, nice
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-09 20:28:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:00:30 (#)
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The bigger question is:
Which one of ladies in these photos are you doing things to that are still illegal in several states?
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I was messing around with one of the ladies pictured with me.
That kinda dried up.
Now I'm somewhat sleeping with this slightly sociopathic Punk chick...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The bigger question is:
Which one of ladies in these photos are you doing things to that are still illegal in several states?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow your bar has its own rod stewart look-alike (top right corner) that is the ghey, um i mean bomb.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:41:12 EST (#)
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What did you do with Moe and Larry you monster?!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We have a bunch of bars all within about 8 blocks. We go where the mood takes us- the microbrewery with the the good food, the Irish Pub, the dive which is like Cheers for us, and particularly the other dive where my girlfriend bartends and we stay until all hours. While none are extraordinary, what makes them kick ass is that my friends are there.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:14:13 EST (#)
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in spain, i go to this club called desperado a lot.
my host parents friends own it and the hp's hate it. 'todos alli son desperados.'
maybe so, but i dont know of any other place here you can buy 12 shots for 5 euros.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RUM RUNNERS
100 beers on tap
texas hold em
pool with a ladies league
old men with few teeth
buxom waitresses that all me honey
and yes...
an all you can eat buffet which no one touches
w00t!11!! go alkies!!!!!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:23:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure I know some of those people!
Center, second up. That there's Stumpy.
The guy in the bottom right is Eli Vance.
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Hahahah...Eli Vance.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I want that t-shirt!
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you are the person that I think you are in these pics... U G L Y you ain't got no alibi...you ugly!
But there are some hot chicks in there soooooo +2.
And that dude that thinks he is John Davis... yeah tell him to catch up and get out of the days of KORN.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:23:50 EST (#)
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Sure I know some of those people!
Center, second up. That there's Stumpy.
The guy in the bottom right is Eli Vance.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DrogoRoch - Is my email being shitty again and refusing to send letters?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My local used to kick ass. The Dog and Parrot. It used to be a dirty, horrible place with stuff like Husker Du, Wire, Descendents, and other angry mental stuff on the jukebox. Skinheads congregated very amiably there, and only once did I see a fight between the punks and skins. You could get a blowjob in the toilet and nobody would care, hell I even got laid in there. You could play pool all night on the shitty, non-flat table. It was legendary. Recently it got taken over by some indie faggots and it's lame now. I no loner have a local :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a semi-regular at about 5 different joints.
I wonder if that's a problem?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:57:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:54:59 (#)
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FUcking I can't wait to be 19.
Bar close = 15 cent wings... and that's good enough for me.
Throw whatever alcohol on top of them.
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wtf?
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUcking I can't wait to be 19.
Bar close = 15 cent wings... and that's good enough for me.
Throw whatever alcohol on top of them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:54:38 EST (#)
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WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB!
NYANYANYANYANYANYA!
I'M A VICTIM'A COICUMSTANCE!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Borneo pub, loacted in the grand Dusit hotel in Balikpapan Indonesia.
I only lived there a little over two and a half years, but I spent far more at that bar than any other. I also brought home more girls from that bar than any other (paid and unpaid), slept with more of the staff, and had more shennanigans.
I wasn't kicked out after throwing drinks, peanuts, water, and taking my pants off on stage and lighting them on fire.
Now get back to work on Uber wars.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:53:50 EST (#)
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The Borneo pub, loacted in the grand Dusit hotel in Balikpapan Indonesia.
I only lived there a little over two and a half years, but I spent far more at that bar than any other. I also brought home more girls from that bar than any other (paid and unpaid), slept with more of the staff, and had more shennanigans.
I wasn't kicked out after throwing drinks, peanuts, water, and taking my pants off on stage and lighting them on fire.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:45:55 EST (#)
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I miss having a local.
It is not so much that there are no pubs near me, they are just all shit, or full of Pikeys (the real kind) or Chavs.
Mitcham is really the center of the Chav/Pikey universe.
-Dave
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:44:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:35:57 (#)
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DrogoRoch - Email should land in your lap soon.
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Lap ready and waiting.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:35:57 EST (#)
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DrogoRoch - Email should land in your lap soon.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:17:49 EST (#)
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I haven't had a regular pub/bar in years. I used to frequent The Fox Goes Free pub with buddies every weekend. Small English pub in a quiet neighbourhood. Nice patio where the umbrellas would take flight on windy nights, they were nice enough not to disturb the table or pints as it lifted straight up and out into the parking lot. Unfortunately the busboys were too quick to retrieve them, otherwise I could have had a few nice beer umbrellas for the cottage.
Nowadays it's an occasional trip to Don Cherry's on Saturday nights to watch the hockey game. The numerous big-screens, kickass wings and Irish nachos make up for the slower-than-the-second-coming service.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:17:34 EST (#)
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Little Monster - I know what you mean. But you never know you may not know me after all, I can only hope anyway. email me; it's on my first post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:16:26 EST (#)
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I used to go out...then I bought a house.
We're painting the kitchen this weekend. Anyone want to hear about it?
didn't think so
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:00:29 EST (#)
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So am I.
And I'm freezing my ass off in this cottage.
I'm dying to know where abouts in Devon, though I'm also quite scared that I already know you.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:56:54 EST (#)
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Little Monster - Yep still in sunny Devon, or cold/wet freaking hell hole as it is known at the moment.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:55:50 EST (#)
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I have a couple of those bars:
A place so creatively named "The Sports Bar" :
-It was great bc the bouncer staff was exclusively the rugby team, and a guy I was seeing at the time, so I never had to wait in line (elitist bitch that I am)
-Tuesdays were Irish night, there was a Irish folk singer who I would inevitably make sing obscure songs and sing along with like a twat. $3 Guinness and you took the pintglass home with you.
-Wednesdays were trivia night with 15 cent wings and 2 for 1 drinks i.e. $5 pint of Redbull and Vodka
-Thursdays were $1 entry Beerpong, a pitcher per round, double elimination so you were pretty much getting a pitcher of beer for a buck even if you sucked.
And the weekends well the weekends were mostly this: http://www.thesportsbar.net/guest/5.jpg
Now that I have moved back home and matured, I pretty much go to The Library in the East Village, and bc I love these girls http://www.librarybarnyc.com/staff.html
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:52:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:17:25 (#)
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Little Monster - the New Inn sounds rather familiar hmmmmmm
You can't miss it if you know Devon.......Do you still live down that way DrogoRoch
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:50:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:43:58 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:35:06 (#)
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-2 for not having the few money in takes to be an alchoolic.
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Either Caul's ALREADY drunk or he has a dick in his mouth again and he's distracted...
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how is this a comeback?
you suck.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:43:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:35:06 (#)
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-2 for not having the few money in takes to be an alchoolic.
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Either Caul's ALREADY drunk or he has a dick in his mouth again and he's distracted...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:43:11 EST (#)
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the place i go to is called Vox Populi in my hometown because i know everybody.
otherwise i go to a place called Sainte-Elizabeth. It's a terrace stuck between four buildings, which walls are covered with vines all the way to the top...like four stories.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:37:37 EST (#)
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i would probably make hump with some of your friends. just wanted to make note of that.
also, i want to go to Jakes pub.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:35:06 EST (#)
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-2 for not having the few money in takes to be an alchoolic.
what do you do for a living?
oh right, nothing.
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:34:22 EST (#)
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Woodchuck is boss. I hate bars, though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:29:28 EST (#)
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My bar has billiards
and darts
and dominoes
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:28:40 EST (#)
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Clicks
- 24 pool tables. You NEVER have to wait to play.
- 3 words: Woodchuck Apple Cider. I wanna dip my balls in it!
- Live band every Friday and Saturday night. Most aren't good, but at least it's comical entertainment.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:28:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:25:52 (#)
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I don't know how often you have to go to a place for it to be considered your local, but 90% of the time I go into the city I start at the place under Williamson's apartment.
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the basement? Good stalking there.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:25:52 EST (#)
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I don't know how often you have to go to a place for it to be considered your local, but 90% of the time I go into the city I start at the place under Williamson's apartment. I used to go more often when he was in Australia but I still go occasionally. It's the only place I've ever been to where I haven't been checked for ID. There's a guy there who, if you went on a random weeknight for most of the last two years, would have been there maybe 50% of the time. At one point his tab was up around the $1400 mark. He had an account on Uber for a bit.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:17:50 EST (#)
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wow you guys are ugly.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:17:25 EST (#)
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Little Monster - the New Inn sounds rather familiar hmmmmmm
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:15:40 EST (#)
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Auto +2 Drinking Montage. (always fade out in a montage..........)
Red Cow, somewhere in Devon uk.
Is my favourite public drinking hole of choice, due in part to the fact that I used to own it. Great beer, great company; And the tendancy to stay open for 'Regulars' until the wee small hours of whatever morning you may want it too.
Did I mention that it has women too? It does; they arent great to look at, and you wouldnt want to shag one, but it has them. Mainly mounted on the walls as trophies.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:13:47 EST (#)
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#1 No bouncers
#2 I've never been carded there. When I first started going I was in a group of people that were regulars.
#3 Two blocks away.
#4 Across the street from work.
#5 Wednesday night 'water nights.' There's a couple of bisexual girls that are dating each other that work on Wednesdays and inevitably someone (be it customer or them) is getting wet. These same girls also seem to 'forget' to write any of my drinks down after the first one. I drank from 7 PM to 2 AM last week and walked out with a $17 tab. Including food.
#6 The food. 1/2 lb. SUPER BURGERS. Greasy food on wax paper plates that I could eat every day of my life. Which would be short.
I could keep going, but I'm biased.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PUB!
The New Inn, home to our villages pool team (a bunch of retarded monkies, but they sure can drink). Concidering there are only two pubs in the village, and most of my friends are barred from one of them, The Inn is the logical choice. The beer is far too expensive, the landlord swears and hurls abuse at everyone who walks through the door. Order a half and you'll get a pint, order a JD and you'll get vodka. It's pot luck really. Sometimes he satys open until 5am, sometimes he closes at 10pm. It all depends on the grumpy bastard Landlord.
It's the kinda place where the locals, landlord and occasionally the tourists will with one united voice tell you to fuck off the moment you walk through the door.
But it's home........
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a creepy could_be_scouse man in many of these pictures. Watch out for him. He will undoubtably go through your bins looking for peanuts.
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:02:21 EST (#)
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local irish pub for $6 jugs, club in the valley that has all the 2nd rate or older acts (dinosaur jr, presidents of the USA, dragon force) for less than $30 entry
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's "Pub" and you know it.
Anyway - it's the Tap and Spile in the village down the road.
It's generally quite an old pub - and there are many times that I am the youngest one in there, however, it is friendly, the landlady and bar staff all know my name and do indeed shout 'Jaaaaaaake' when I walk in the door.
They have at least three guest beers a week. Proper beers. With names like 'Nightmare Porter' and 'Hopback's Summer Lightning'
I walk in, and Lesley (for that is the landlady's name) says 'Hello Jake, we've got this pint on, your sort of thing.'
I nod graciously, and pay my Two Pounds and order a packet of beer and mustard crisps too.
A buxom barmaid brings me my pint - I sit and drink.
There are books, there are newspapers, there are genteel conversations and talk of football and holiday destinations
Souvenirs from around the world are kept in a glass cabinet - humourous post cards.
A blackboard which says '1546 guest beers' is hung on the wall - and as I watch, Lesley wipes the 6 with a damp cloth and replaces it with a neatly done 7.
'Nightmare's off - just putting the new cask on now'
I wipe the foam from my lip and catch Lesley's eye
'Pint of that please'
'I'll bring it over'
I want to be in the pub now :(
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Greene Turtle is my 2nd home. We've drank there to honor birthdays, deaths, and everything in between.
Things I have done there:
- Started an argument and got the other girl, and all her friends, kicked out. That cunt was trying to cheat at the beer drinking contest anyway.
- Gotten on the bar for my birthday.
- Walked out on my tab at least 6 times.
- Carded people while in plain clothes b/c the bouncer wanted to go outside. I think he was banging some slut on the side of the building.
- Told the new bouncer that tried to card me to 'fuck off', then proceeded to walk past him to the bar.
I love my bar <3
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:49:25 EST (#)
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I drink in the local, member's only club. It's cheaper, local and cheaper. That's pretty much it.
And I'm typically there six nights a week, but not drinking much anymore.