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First impressions are great. (492 hits)

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Rating: -1.2 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by blackeyed (View user info) at 2007-01-09 12:22:54 EST


After wanking to Uber for several months, I've decided to post. Now -2 this.


Sico: You are such a fucking fag, I hope you get someones smegma stuck in your gums and while waiting for the bus to the dentist meet the man/woman/shemale of your dreams, smile at him/her/it with your smegmated smile and get kicked in the nuts. Then I hope the bus leaves you there with sore nuts and a thumping dick. In the rain. Without an umbrella.








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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:54:24 (#)
Ranking: -1

what the fuck is a smegma?!
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more or less, it's dick cheese.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

what the fuck is a smegma?!

Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fag below

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

though was in it....kinda...


...needed some wacky photoshop




i found it half-assed

Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2007-01-10 00:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-09 22:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well this was well worth the read!!

Are you free on the 15th? By then I should have your parade ready.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bad shit post.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

stabkill likes this?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you need to be here
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97518

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh well. Have a zero.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:23:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll -2 you... because you know this was stupid.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

feel the hate!!!!!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Enfecated Pseudonym Warning

Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not your slave. +2 like it matters. Really, does any of this matter?

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-09 13:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:28:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

welcome back Bret
-------
again you pathetic excuse for a man.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 13:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go fuck yourself, fatso.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope it's him.

Original Submissions
Unfettered Idiocy. (Rating: -1.77 on 12 reviews, last by Sphagnum 117 days ago)
Submitted by Wicked <spam.command.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-14 12:00:33




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Everything you ever wanted to know about Wicked
User id: 28600
Registered on or around: 2006-09-13 14:24:00
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 99
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 12
# Hits: 181
Average rating of all messages: -1.77


Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

welcome back Bret

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will not give you any satisfaction for this

Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll -2 you... just because you know this was stupid.


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