Roid-Shrunken Nuts Maim Two, Film at Eleven (901 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.72 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2007-01-09 15:42:51 EST
Man, I miss the good old days - me and my pals Smemma, Coontstretcher, fclo would all get together and talk about how awesome I was!
Then Simon and Jayfag had to ruin everything by making me mad, causing my nuts to shrink down to the size of Raisinettes®, and the resulting rage, well, I am sorry about that.
It wasn't my fault my beefy forearm crushed the life out of their pasty white bodies - pasty white is such an ugly colour, don't you think? That is why I go to the tanning bed with nothing but a sock on my peenar.
SO, now that I'm done with Jeanneee, I am available for you hot ladies out there! Here is my Match profile, note that I will take anything with a baginer and a pulse
http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?ortp=1&TP=U&uid=Bxrc3Hb5W2a8kQoVaVjsvQ%3d%3d&lid=21
I have to say though, my ideal woman looks like this, however....
You may not want to scroll down any further - this girl is even beefier than I, and I'm pretty beefy!
Okay, I warned you.
User Reviews
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GAH!!
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-01-10 05:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nsfw you stupid fuck
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (user info) at 2007-01-10 00:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
die
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-10 00:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-10 00:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bad form mentioning jeanneee
-----------------------------
NSFW MUCH?
-----------------------------
Oh, and that picture is OLD.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-09 23:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:21:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured (and hoped) you would have blown your brains out by now.
Way to hang in there!
---
This post was shit - BUT this review in particular made me smile for its misdirected malice.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-09 22:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scariest picture I've ever seen
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-09 22:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 21:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I see Johnny X is another guy that gets his panties in a bunch whenever you point out anything he does that sucks... he should feel right at home here.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-09 20:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And let my people go.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
COCKSUCKERS LIKE YOU ARE WHY I SMASHED THE FIRST SET OF TABLETS
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh shit post.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-09 19:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm quite certain that, with one squeeze, she could turn a dick into a tortilla
-------
sounds pretty good to me
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm quite certain that, with one squeeze, she could turn a dick into a tortilla
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You pathetic excuse for a man.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll bet it pains your buds Orgasmatron and Sacrilicious to have to visit this steaming pile and wipe a good face on it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:35:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon Jonny. You're better than this.
===========================
Not hardly.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
works for me +2
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus bret. now thats hot!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bad form mentioning jeanneee
----
well, it doesn't work otherwise...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I told you before. You still aren't listening.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon Jonny. You're better than this.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jonny...c'mon, man. what's this?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seen this pic of your dad a thousand times. Amazing what a surgeon can do if he's drunk enough and dared sufficiently.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter oh yes is that like gay boy ubersite club speak for a second user name for the same guy? Who exactly am I supposed to be. I think that's pretty funny cause I'm nobody but me but you can't talk sense to an idiot so I'm sure you'll take this belief to the grave. LOL.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:06:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:45:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for remembering the NSFW asshole.
-----
fuck off, shitty alter
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured (and hoped) you would have blown your brains out by now.
Way to hang in there!
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So just by saying the word 'ban' in a review on one of my extremely funny and entertaining pieces coupled with a bunch of gibberish makes you feel like a big man? I am better than you. I believe it, and nothing you can say will change that. You suck and I am feeling most righteous at the moment. You can blow me where the Pampers is.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spawn yourself, asshole.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bad form mentioning jeanneee
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:45:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for remembering the NSFW asshole.
-----
fuck off, shitty alter
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm laughing, which is more than I could say about JonnyX's last 47 posts.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Turnoff is power. Insecurity problems?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 15:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for remembering the NSFW asshole.