Fun with pharmaceuticals (183 hits)
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Submitted by spec (View user info) at 2007-01-09 16:37:24 EST
So last year everyone in my town discovered you can take motion sickness pills and get high. Now being in alaska and all, lsd and mushrooms are rarely availible (and when they are they are ridiculously priced) so you take what you can get. Sounds fucking dumb to me when I first heard that, then I saw my friends on it, heard reports back, and thought to myself I gotta try this shit. So a weekend after seein my buddies on it I decide goin to my highschool football game on the shit should be fun. So that Friday I went down the store and picked up 2 viles of Dramamine.
So I put 6 pills in my hand, washed it down with water, 6 pills, washed to down with water, 12 pills, washed it down with water. god those things tasted like shit. I waited around at my buddy's apartment watching some adam sandler movie or something with him and his girlfriend when it hit me all at once with force about an hour later.
The movie went into a fisheye lense style view and white flashes appeared around the tv. I immediately stood up stumbled to the kitchen to get water so I could calm down this intense feeling that just made my heart thud. I go smoke a cig outside with my bro and start havin some fun, I feel all numb and i'm leaning back in forth into the wind and what not, from here on out my memories in flashes, I remember what I did but only in about 30-minute to 60-minute increments. After I smoked that cig I remember standing in my buddy's room at the same apartment, watching him and someone else rail some drug off the table while I was trying to pick up a squirt gun out of the box that wasn't real. Next thing I remember I'm in somebody's car, it was a PT cruiser, and it was dark out now so it was a few hours later. We go do Fred myers, I think, my buddy tells me that I thought I pissed myself in the car and I kept on trying to light my finger on fire thinking it was a cig.
Next thing I know I'm at the football game starring at one of those huge spotlights they have, someone's asking me what I'm on, I try to answer with jibberish then I forget what i'm saying and end all my sentances with, like usual that night, nevermind. An hour later I see a cop 15 feet away and I remember being terrified and running. Flash forward anywhere from 2-4 hours later and I'm riding in the car with a white guy that's got an afro. On a side note, 3 friends of mine said they saw me run into the woods and there were like 10 people looking for me cause I was so tripped out. I remember letting out a scream as I'm riding with this stranger (someone said they saw me hitchhiking), Luckily the man with the briefcase I noticed walking down the middle of the highway conveniently evaporated as my creeped out afro friend asked me what I was on.
I make it back to my friends apartment miraculously apparently by hitchhiking for some reason and his girlfriend answers the door and says he's out at the football game look for me, she calls him I guess and I stand outside for 30 minutes watching black cats appear and disappear, old middle school friends walk by to greet me and I say something to piss them off so they disappear. All in all I was out of my fucking mind. Thats the last time I'll take pharmaceuticals to get high.
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't do it again retard. You'll fry your liver. That and I was the white guy with the afro.
You owe me $10. And that was the worst blow job for a hitchhiker I ever got.
Seriously though kids.....just don't fuck with this stuff, you could seriously hurt yourself.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:03:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:57:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
would have been a -2, but I did it when I was 13.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:56:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
this plus 2 is because I also did this on the way to a school camp once but we used to put a packet into a can of pepsi which was stupid as it made most of us throw up, bt ah you trip pretty fucking hard
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Dear sweet Jesus, is the war on drugs going THAT well? What's wrong with you people?
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
would have been a -2, but I did it when I was 13.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this plus 2 is because I also did this on the way to a school camp once but we used to put a packet into a can of pepsi which was stupid as it made most of us throw up, bt ah you trip pretty fucking hard
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid kids - putting the 'harm' in 'pharmaceuticals' since the mid 50's.
Stick to alcohol until you're experienced enough to understand delayed onset hallucinatory dissociations.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and that was supposed to be -2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:45:49 EST (#)
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I wish to assist you on your quest to win a Darwin award. Here are some other things you may or may not find readily available in Alaska that can be used to get you high in the absence of more traditional drugs.
DXM - found in some cough syrups
Nutmeg - large quantities will in fact make you trip
LSA - Chemically similar to LSD and produces similar effects. You can extract at home from morning glory seeds among other things.
DMT - the active ingredient in the toads that you can lick to trip. It's also found in certain grasses.
NO2 - laughing gas, nitrous-oxide. Found in whippits or if you can find those believe or not regular grocery store whipcream. You may have to waste a few cans but it can be done.
Ketamine - aka "special k". This is an anasthetic used in vetrinary medicine, in humans it causes hallucination. I imagine you might find THAT in alaska since you probably have farm animals up there.
Good luck in your quest for that Darwin award. I wish you much "luck."
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was hoping you were making this all up to make fun of some retard.
-2 for being serious
Today wasn't your show'n'tell day.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-09 16:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why cant you drink alcohol like all the Indians do?