My girly's sister is a .......... (505 hits)
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Submitted by Jiminee (View user info) at 2007-01-10 05:52:24 EST
Right so I've been seeing someone for 2 years, I love her, she loves me, she's the 'one'. So I've not been seeing someone, I've been seeing the 'one'.
Any who, I thought since we've met each others family and what not, lets start integrating the both of them, after all it had to happen one day! So we invite 'the' older sister to stay with us for the weekend. Now don't get me wrong, my family is totally different to my girlfriends, I mean they're respectable, her family that is. I have three brothers, one of whom my identical twin, another doing his masters then 'G' the chef, eldest being the latter. We live in a big house, well 5 bedrooms, 5 men, and its logical right? (the 5th my Dad and before you ask, my mum left home). I warned my brothers not to be as rude as usual, and to keep their man thoughts to themselves and they understood accepting that they were all man beasts! We all like a drink and the occasional smoke where as the 'ones' family do nothing of the sort, unless church gives out vodka and smokes these days, I think not. I honestly thought it'd be a one off, I thought she'd hate us stinking men with our drinking and smoking and our socks with holes in, how wrong I was....
Well, the sister is now at my house every weekend, 4 days between Christmas in fact, and is now sort of seeing my oldest brother, this after meeting him once. I hate it, the first time she came down; she slept with my best friend whose name is doogle for shits sake. In fact the first time I met her she slept with a man then disposed of him the following morning, much to the annoyance of her very overweight friend who was in love with the victim. The 'one' is now seriously pissed at her sister for being a slut and Im really pissed at G because I warned him she was a leech. I also warned him not to fall in love, as he tends to scare away all women by falling in love with them, insisting each one he meets is the one. She stays all the time now, leeching, only she insists their just friends having an adult relationship the slut. What can I do, should I do anything, should I even care?
I've not spoken to my brother since they're relationship blossomed, I pleaded with him in the beginning not to mount her, he did. I pleaded with him not to get attached, he did. I thought he might have consulted me regarding the relationship, you no, what I thought, or even knew in fact! But no, the fat shit went and hunted her down; HE invites her down now, not me and the 'one'. He works 12 hours a day, she sits waiting for him, we basically baby sit her then he comes home goes out same again tomorrow. She should go home, if he goes to work, then go home bitch, get out my house come back when he finishes work, THIS IS A HOUSE OF TROUSER! Its too close to home and a bit incest like in my eyes.
5 weeks since she first visited, I will update in the near future. If you have any advice please give it, Im young and realise quite stupid.... So mock me if you wish, just don't make me cry.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:33:12 EST (#)
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Burn the house down - SORTED
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:26:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-10 05:54:44 (#)
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You are going to need this later.
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that's funny
So - not very clearly written, but I feel for ya. The answer is pretty obvious, you and "one" need to get your own place.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-10 11:07:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:50:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:48:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:38:32 (#)
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SHIT
Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 08:16:01 EST (#)
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you mean does my story, it will have my friend, ohhhhh it will have!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-10 08:05:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:59:21 (#)
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sorry Beano, did I hit a soft spot, you were expecting porn weren't you
you sick fuck
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do you have a point?
Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:59:21 EST (#)
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sorry Beano, did I hit a soft spot, you were expecting porn weren't you
you sick fuck
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:54:57 EST (#)
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I am trying to figure out exactly what I just read.
If he is your older brother then I would leave him to figure out his mistake by himself; sometimes the harder you tell someone no the more apealing it becomes to them.
I'm leaving this +1 here, I hope you enjoy the rest of the day.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:48:30 EST (#)
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Needs more paragraphs and less suckage.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:40:06 EST (#)
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I really wish for nothing in 2007 other than that you die. Painfully.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-10 07:38:31 EST (#)
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That was incredibly hard to read, and it wasn't very interesting.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-10 06:20:56 EST (#)
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oooh -2 for a -2, you beast.
Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 06:14:06 EST (#)
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with a head that small Im not surprised: hedgehog
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-10 06:13:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-10 05:54:44 (#)
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You are going to need this later.
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That's a fact...
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-10 05:58:58 EST (#)
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God my fucking head hurts after reading that
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-10 05:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are going to need this later.