Offside for ladies - not sexist just funny (435 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.36 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I Like Sandwiches (View user info) at 2007-01-10 10:33:10 EST
Offside rule explained for ladies!
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:38:20 EST (#)
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You've obviously never played any sports but I'm fairly certain you DO carry a purse.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:25:16 EST (#)
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now do cricket
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:11:51 EST (#)
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Where's the funny?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-11 03:55:47 EST (#)
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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1!!!1!!ONE!!!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-11 02:48:10 EST (#)
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That's kinda rude. I'd buy them cheap online.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-11 02:30:19 EST (#)
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and you called me the cut and paste kid...?!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:19:13 EST (#)
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i liked this
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:00:26 EST (#)
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You my friend are an utter pile of stinking crap.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-10 11:05:16 EST (#)
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die by bag suffocation
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-01-10 11:01:36 EST (#)
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I bet you thought, "What a funny and novel idea I have -- let's turn it into an ubersite post.
WOULDN'T THAT BE HILARIOUS?"
no.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:57:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:51:31 EST (#)
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Craptacular.
Fecalicous.
Shitabulous.
Scatastic.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3rd today?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, shit. You got me too! NOOOOO1 Please, my rating is a finely tuned achievement that I don't give two shits about, you polesmoker.
Welcome to unending -2s from this Uberite.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:49:02 EST (#)
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Way to retaliate. Either you are the biggest pussy here since good ol' Bret, or you are a terrible alter.
Whichever it is, go away.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:47:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:38:32 (#)
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SHIT
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That was big of you, cunt.
Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:46:50 EST (#)
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Three posts in a single fucking day? Christ, you have problems.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:43:17 EST (#)
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STOP. FUCKING. POSTING.
FOREVER.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:42:24 EST (#)
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A nice comment about this unfunny piece of shit? I think not, you slag.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:41:11 EST (#)
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besides the fact that this is plagiarised and this is your third post, I have to return some of your lovin'
Submitted by Jiminee (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:39:32 EST (#)
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OHH COME ON, HAD YOU NOT LOOKED AT MY FILE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE KNOWN AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE PUT A NICE COMMENT, BULLIES
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:35:33 EST (#)
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One good post per day, nimrod. Not three shite ones.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2007-01-10 10:35:14 EST (#)
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what?