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APW: Noli Me Tangere (893 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry
Labels: apw

Rating: 1.25 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-01-10 13:45:40 EST


That you should seek to turn away from me
And, turning, keep me in your mind and on
Your lips is not a sin; as dusk from dawn
By time is justly parted, so are we
Divided by the shroud, the nail, the tree.

I ask today
That you should break your heart and turn away
From transitory flesh and memory,
For every bond of love will come undone
Frayed and split by illness, age and arms,
But though the past will tempt you with its charms
Permit your wounded heart to trust in none.
In time my face in all things you will see;
Your work is great, and captured time is short.




Correggio - Noli Me Tangere.JPG (65 kB)

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What are the holidays without returned items?

You should debut it here when it arrives. Maybe I'll do another zombie piece, in celebration.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:24:45 (#)
Ranking: 0



Did you ever order yourself that t-shirt?

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Yes, but when I got it, it fit horribly, so I am getting a different cut. I haven't decided what to do with the other one. Hmmm. Anyone want my shirt?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's true- I have a finger vibe, and it +2d this post, too.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

OBLIGATORY +2 FOR MY SEX BUNNY.

No, not you, I have a "rabbit" here and it likes your post. Either that or the batteries are on the fritz.

....

No, working just fine.


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Xmas present? Hmm?

Did you ever order yourself that t-shirt?

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OBLIGATORY +2 FOR MY SEX BUNNY.

No, not you, I have a "rabbit" here and it likes your post. Either that or the batteries are on the fritz.

....

No, working just fine.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really enjoyed this...great meter, excellent word choice.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-10 20:27:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

In fact, I like this very very much.

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I concur with the above assessment.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

incoming

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Truth below.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

truth below

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Recent poster of erotica with same-sex overtones curiously calling me out on gheyness below.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

review with seriously gay overtones below

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What can I say, I'm a sucker for spectacle.
And over the years it's developed into a good excuse for men to meet together on a weekly basis. There's no 'off season' to speak of, so it's always on.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Except for the wrestling thing. That's fuckin wierd.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 22:50:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-10 20:27:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this, godface.

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Ace nickname.

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Well, you sort of seem like a religious version of me. So there you have it.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 22:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-10 21:37:39 (#)
Ranking: 2



Under twelve pounds of dust I found a couple of old Latin textbooks.
___________________________________________________________________________
Mater me genuit, peperit mox filia matrem
Mother me gave birth bore soon daughter mother
_______________________________________________________

My mother gave me birth and soon bore a daughter?

Fucked if I know....

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I commented on this somewhere else today...I think Ben Franklin was claiming he'd already bedded the mother, and would soon have his eye set on the daughter. Likely a threat directed at a rival. Probably owed him money. Or some blow. Or money for blow. All those bitches were little coke monkeys back then. Franklin was deadly in a knife fight. Had a record of 114-0-1 at the time of his death. Don't fuck with Franklin. He'll wreck your shit.



Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-10 20:27:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this, godface.

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Ace nickname.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-10 21:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Under twelve pounds of dust I found a couple of old Latin textbooks.
___________________________________________________________________________
Mater me genuit, peperit mox filia matrem
Mother me gave birth bore soon daughter mother
_______________________________________________________

My mother gave me birth and soon bore a daughter?

Fucked if I know....



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 21:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


...nice work #2.


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-10 20:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In fact, I like this very very much.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-10 20:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this, godface.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i wish people still wrote like that

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

preach

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:45:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

actually, it was the one i found that latin quote in. no. 7

http://www.historycarper.com/resources/twobf1/sd7.htm

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"It has been the Complaint of many Ingenious Foreigners, who have travell'd amongst us, That good Poetry is not to be expected in New-England."

Not during baseball season, anyway.
GO SOX

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:51:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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fag above

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

actually, it was the one i found that latin quote in. no. 7

http://www.historycarper.com/resources/twobf1/sd7.htm

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Silence Dogood was such a skank!


thanks for looking though. have you ever read those letters? theres a good one about poetry no. 8 me thinks.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Latin, but I can't find a translation for it.
Stupid Ben Franklin...

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THANKS FOR THE HELP

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mater me genuit, peperit mox filia matrem


?????


i think its latin. little help?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

anybody know latin?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH-OH OH OH OH-OH OH, OH-OH OH OH OH-OH OH

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would bet on the second one, O. I don't buy into conspiracy theories, religious or otherwise.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:55:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's the translation of the painting title?

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Depends on how you want to take it:

It can be "do not touch me," which ultimately helped Dan Brown sell more books. Something about Hebrew tradition and husbands not being allowed to touch their wives when they're pregnant. Couple that with the painting involving JC and Mags and you've got yourself An Artistic Conspiracy Theory.

It can also be "do not cling to me," which suggests a message more in line with the gospels - Jesus asking Magdalene (and the Apostles, later) to look to the future of the faith and not hold onto him after the Resurrection.



Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:46:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

I would have thought he was just asking for a blowjob.

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You could always interpret the painting as JC suggesting they hop in the tree to do it.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's the translation of the painting title?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That art would be sweet for a photoshop contest.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess poetry isn't appreciated by alters and ancients.

Me, I like it.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

philistines.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stabkill's was better

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yo la Tengo

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-10 13:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

I would have thought he was just asking for a blowjob.


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