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(Eh)-PW - "Ubersite Goodness" (NSFWish if only for the Hitler goatse and the 'toon boobies) (1862 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.72 on 104 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-01-10 14:44:36 EST





... as a distinct departure from my irregular scheduled blathering I give you:



An ubersite original.


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Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob Berg is a size queen.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-20 06:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess I liked it.

I like portland better.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-20 06:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm I dont really like this

I wonder what I thought about it last month.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-20 06:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

101

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-20 03:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Although I get to leave the 100th review!


WOOO!


So even in your vast uselessness Blabs - you accomplished something that made me happy.

You lose, again!


WOOO!


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-20 03:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-19 22:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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HAHA... I even included you in there you ungrateful asshole - I bet you didn't even look at it did you?

Retaliatory -2s make you look SO cool.



Does it make you feel good to be so despised?

Fucking pathetic. Your ONE chance to show you actually rated on merit - and you blew it.

Lame.


Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-19 22:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*saves to random uber crap folder*

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a pretty awesome drawing.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-15 20:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bottom right! Zhing!

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

draw well do you.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:10:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-13 23:18:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

How am I not on that list? EVERYONE is on that list. Fucker.

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Sorry fellas... I just trolled through my posts and grabbed names from people who had stopped by.


Next time yer on the list!


Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-15 18:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-13 23:18:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

How am I not on that list? EVERYONE is on that list. Fucker.


Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-01-15 00:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool drawing

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-14 19:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-13 23:26:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

r_Le

I'm choosing to believe that's me.

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yup. That's you.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-14 00:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-14 00:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOO! I MADE A LIST!!


This is awesome, btw..

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-13 23:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

r_Le

I'm choosing to believe that's me.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-13 23:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How am I not on that list? EVERYONE is on that list. Fucker.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-13 20:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

List-I'm-not-on -2

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-13 19:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-13 05:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my 312003 made it on... which is a start I guess !

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-13 02:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what in the crate that chick is standing in

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 2


Did you draw that?

Jesus-sized awesome.

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Yupper, I done did. Thanks, eh.

Explaining the composition to 'm' was a rather glorious tap dance.




God bless Uber.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Did you draw that?

Jesus-sized awesome.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Holy shit that's some cool ass stuff.



Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i see you are one of those. cunt.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-12 13:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh you little strap bitch......

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:50:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

... you misspelled "Orgasmatron."

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ACK!


SORRY 'O'!




Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I SAW MY NAME!

Well...I saw the "of" bit anyway, you cunt

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You've got Razor in there twice and you misspelled "Orgasmatron."

But have a +2 anyways for remembering me. :)

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's pretty cool...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-11 22:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-11 05:10:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

It will probably find a place in my home ...Really nice .

Btw: what's the name of the font you used there ? It's not familiar to me , and
i do have a few 100 in stock , but it's not familiar to me .

Greets , have a nice day .

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sweet! Thanks doode.

The font is called 'openhouse'.


Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-11 07:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

W(here)TF AM I, NIGGER?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-11 05:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It will probably find a place in my home ...Really nice .

Btw: what's the name of the font you used there ? It's not familiar to me , and
i do have a few 100 in stock , but it's not familiar to me .

Greets , have a nice day .


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-11 05:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:17:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:15:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Right. You've listed a whole bunch of people that aren't even affiliated with Uber anymore, you've mentioned Jade whom I don't think has ever posted and yet you've not mentioned me. It is an outrage.
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I'm under Caul! What are you implying slore?

=======

are you kidding me? He only has my "r" and half an "a" before it goes hidden

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-11 03:40:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

KOOL SHIT , DUDE!
i'M JUST WONDERING WHAT'S AFTER THE SLASH ?

+2 for the pic . +100 for ego-tripping...

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"rorrim". You got full coverage.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:15:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Right. You've listed a whole bunch of people that aren't even affiliated with Uber anymore, you've mentioned Jade whom I don't think has ever posted and yet you've not mentioned me. It is an outrage.
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I'm under Caul! What are you implying slore?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-11 04:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Right. You've listed a whole bunch of people that aren't even affiliated with Uber anymore, you've mentioned Jade whom I don't think has ever posted and yet you've not mentioned me. It is an outrage.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-11 03:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One day, maybe one day I will graduate to the Uber School Of Acceptance










Now its time for a game of hoopla with 3 goats.............

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-11 03:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

KOOL SHIT , DUDE!
i'M JUST WONDERING WHAT'S AFTER THE SLASH ?

+2 for the pic . +100 for ego-tripping...


Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2007-01-11 02:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-11 02:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:22:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry, dude. If the -2 really hurt your feelings, here's a +2 to brighten your day.

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Oh goodie!


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-11 01:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA MINGER_RANGER IS CLOSE TO MEEEE

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-11 00:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think the scarlet ranger missed his nap today or something.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-10 22:00:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

We're totally not friends anymore.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-10 23:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry, dude. If the -2 really hurt your feelings, here's a +2 to brighten your day.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 22:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-10 22:00:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

We're totally not friends anymore.

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um... ok. Thanks fer stopping by with the update.

Of course there was no snub intended, I actually like you much more than a few people on that 'list' - I just trolled my reviews for names and guess who doesn't come by to visit very often?


...but this was delightfully petty of you. So thanks for that!



Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-10 22:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

We're totally not friends anymore.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 20:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:30:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT DOESN'T SAY MINGER_RANGER

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...um.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AND WHAT'S IT DOING SO CLOSE TO MOLEY

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT DOESN'T SAY MINGER_RANGER

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see me!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AND EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS I SPELL RANGER WITH A HIGHER CASE R AND NGER_RANGER SPELLS IT WITH A LOWER CASE R


EVERYBODY

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S NOT MY NAME THAT'S NGER_RANGER



Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This should be trademarked right away.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey where's my name you cunt!??

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Right by Hitler's goofy grin...



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey where's my name you cunt!??

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-10 19:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-10 18:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's my name? FUCKER!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-10 18:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-10 18:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think we have a new logo

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-10 18:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 17:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:53:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

i keep coming back to this.

i like this thing a lot mr. berg.

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why thank you sir!

...and also to all the folks who have stopped in. This was fun.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i keep coming back to this.

i like this thing a lot mr. berg.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hah, good work!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm on there 1.5 times. That's special, that is.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

where am i?!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:49:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

SECOND ONLY TO BART
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pffffffffffft...Caucasian please.

You're the Chinese handcuffs at a bart/scourge party. Nothing more. We high-fived over your sweaty back.

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You wouldn't last a minute inside me.

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I think this calls for a unified "Fuck Yes."

(Pass a hello to M for us)

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:49:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

SECOND ONLY TO BART
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pffffffffffft...Caucasian please.

You're the Chinese handcuffs at a bart/scourge party. Nothing more. We high-fived over your sweaty back.

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I indeed 'laughed out loud'


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

SECOND ONLY TO BART
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pffffffffffft...Caucasian please.

You're the Chinese handcuffs at a bart/scourge party. Nothing more. We high-fived over your sweaty back.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:44:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Another cause I'm there TWICE. Just above ETS

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Nice catch. I have noticed one more double name...


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

<3

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

this is so hot!

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thanks, eh!


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SECOND ONLY TO BART

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another cause I'm there TWICE. Just above ETS

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cause my name is clearly visible!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is so hot!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Just wow.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice.

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I do not see my name, therefore I assume it is behind the picture.

I'm being optimistic today


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice work rob.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

another 2 for berg coolness!!!!!!!!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is really awesome rob!!!!!!! i think i may print this for framing!!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:52:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:47:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

a distinct departure from my irregular scheduled blathering
------
you're turning into OathMeal '07

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Awww... I think widdle JonnyX misses his Oathie! That is so cute.
------
I DO miss OathMeal - that guy was awesome. He was a walking time-bomb, who would explode repeatedly, for our own amusement.

We haven't had a guy that fun around here since jimthefiend...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You sure you couldn't squeeze Shlongy's name in there a few more times?

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My name is nice and big. Good work.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nevermind then...

jolly good show berg.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

another list I didn--


oh there I am...

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-10 15:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not even sure what some of that shit is, but it looks cool.

Oh, and -2 lack of fluteboy



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:55:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

why am i never on these things?

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Sure you are...

Look just left of the boobies.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

why am i never on these things?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:47:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

a distinct departure from my irregular scheduled blathering
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you're turning into OathMeal '07

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Awww... I think widdle JonnyX misses his Oathie! That is so cute.


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you kind sir.


Prepare to be cystfucked.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 me

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a distinct departure from my irregular scheduled blathering
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you're turning into OathMeal '07

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-10 14:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Informally dedicated to: The Cyst Master.



Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.

Homer: It is?

Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.

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