I wrecked my bike (787 hits)
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Submitted by GoneFiguring (View user info) at 2007-01-11 12:55:45 EST
That's why I've been missing, not that anyone would or should have noticed. I hit my head on the ground. That was OK, I guess since I was wearing my helmet. But my bike landed on the helmet too. I had 'diverse punctate marks indicative of a shearing injury without localized trauma' in the MRI analysis. That means my brain got moved around in my skull really fast. It swelled up some, I am told, but I was unconcious for that. I broke my arm and leg too, and sprained my neck.
My wife says I am pretty much OK but it takes me a little longer to talk and do things than it did before I wrecked. I'm getting better though, and I told her that soon I'll be back to disappointing her in bed again. 'Tard humor - funny stuff, eh?
She got rid of my bike. I suppose that's OK since I can't grip the throttle too hard without a lot of pain. I have pills for that but I hate taking pills. They make me tired.
I was riding on a county road and some guy pulled out in front of me. If you ride - watch out for these people. If you don't ride - please don't be one of these people.
I had forgotten about Ubersite until I got on the computer a couple weeks ago and saw it in the "My Favorites". It's good to be back.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:51:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:55:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:02:52 (#)
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The neat thing about true-life stories about head injuries is, the worse the head injury the more entertaining the author.
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Lee-andro (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:29:15 EST (#)
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Too bad. Hopefully it´ll be like beign stoned for life. No pics?
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:22:42 EST (#)
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Have you got a grifter or a burner?
neeooowwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:18:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-01-12 06:20:57 (#)
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I pull out on bikes just for kicks.
In fact I was on a country lane a couple of weeks ago and pulled out in front of some cocksucking biker who crashed real bad, hammered his head between the bike and the road.
Hopefully that was you.
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That guy got arrested for drunk driving and ended up getting beaten up in the cell the next day. I heard that he had to suck a dick with a broken jaw before they'd let him up. And I'm going to make him pay my medical bills and lost wages, too. So if it was you, allow me to just say quit your whimpering, swallow the nigger jizz, get your jaw wired in place, and write me a check, bitch. You'll be working for me for a long time.
I don't have any pictures. The sherriff took some but they won't turn them loose. Sorry.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-01-12 06:20:57 EST (#)
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I pull out on bikes just for kicks.
In fact I was on a country lane a couple of weeks ago and pulled out in front of some cocksucking biker who crashed real bad, hammered his head between the bike and the road.
Hopefully that was you.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-12 03:58:54 EST (#)
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grtz
Submitted by teza (user info) at 2007-01-12 02:52:14 EST (#)
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Sounds pretty hardcore, reminds me of theb time I busted me sternum in another fist fight or when i hit a pole so hard on another pushbike I split the kevlar outer on my helmet.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-12 01:55:03 EST (#)
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pwned
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2007-01-12 00:06:07 EST (#)
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Yeah where the hell are the pictures?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:52:51 EST (#)
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no pictures?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-11 19:37:32 EST (#)
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I wrecked my bike too, a while back. Sucks.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-11 18:19:29 EST (#)
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Hmm. Go figure.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:11:40 EST (#)
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godDAMN
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:10:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-11 14:31:38 EST (#)
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that sucks buckets
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:52:40 EST (#)
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PEE WEE, THEY HID YOUR BIKE IN THE ALAMO!
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:40:31 EST (#)
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Sorry to hear that. Check out my one and only post about safe riding, and I hope you feel better.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:36:53 EST (#)
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Get well.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:28:19 EST (#)
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Get well man.
I don't care if you're new; It always sucks when a biker gets smidsy'd.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:25:11 EST (#)
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My bike likes Ike.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:24:17 EST (#)
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Until I got about half way, I thought you were talking about a bicycle. What a goof! Tragic about your accident, though. Get well.
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:20:12 EST (#)
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Hi, nice to meet you. I have no idea who you are, but that's ok I'm new. I can't wait to read some more of your stuff. 'Tard humor is the bestest humor.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:11:01 EST (#)
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damn
i don't ride much anymore, but i stick to country roads for the most part when i still do. there are still idiots on them, just fewer idiots.
i'll probably sell both my bikes next year.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:06:03 EST (#)
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Sorry to hear about that. Get well soon :)
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:02:52 EST (#)
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The neat thing about true-life stories about head injuries is, the worse the head injury the more entertaining the author.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-11 13:00:20 EST (#)
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You've been missing?
I hadn't noticed.
Also, who are you again?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-11 12:59:19 EST (#)
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That sucks. Get well soon.