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How to make ETS ejaculate! (1234 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.58 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by IntangibleHands (View user info) at 2007-01-11 15:43:53 EST


SENSORY OVERLOAD

Take notes Filthy.JPG (1 MB)

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Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Heat.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-12 13:06:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

spppppplllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooggggge

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I think GW put him over the top...always gets this guy excited. (BTW: Marginwalker is a fucking moron.)

The post? Well, ETS believes in any and all conspiracy theories. I don't think he even believes Elvis has left the building (life) yet.

Ironically, he votes for a political party that wants to control & regulate EVERYTHING. Weird, eh?

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-12 13:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

spppppplllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooggggge

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ITS ALL SO CLEAR NOW!
*dons tinfoil hat*

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-12 11:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Nice collection.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Please please PLEASE don't start THIS shit up again.

Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2007-01-12 07:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The new Amon Amarth album made my ears bleed.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hook 'em Horns are a terrorist symbol? Good to know.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Simply for effort.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-12 01:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

penis

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-12 00:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:00:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

I could be a freemason if I wanted.

===========

yes, you could.

not the most complicated thing in the world to do.

OMG 2B1ASK1 etc.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-11 23:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needed an in-your-face blurb.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-01-11 23:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rock out with your glock out.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-11 23:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dunno how I feel about this.

The Bush family (& the current government administration) gives us quiet, law-abiding Satanists a bad name.
















j/k

Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-11 23:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Perfect.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-11 21:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, as long as Australia's in the NWO im cool with it.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2







Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please note: freemasonry MAY cause iguanas to fly out your ass! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1036/1036_01.asp

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I HAVE A DELL COMPUTER! :-O

Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2007-01-11 20:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I believed it until the entire Bush-Hitler matchup.
After that, it was the biggest collection of paranoia, evers.

Seriously, I'm surprised it didn't collapse in on itself and form a black hole.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-11 19:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:52:37 (#)
Ranking: 2


effort.


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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:51:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Effort

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I find this disturbing

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2007-01-11 18:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-11 18:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow hahahahaa

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-11 18:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

O RLY?

*owl face*

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-11 18:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

An internet religion thing said I was close to a secular humanist. In one of these pyramids I'm the lowest tier!

Only 3953 XP and I could become Neophyte Class II!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-11 17:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could be a freemason if I wanted.


Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:31:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

...wow......sad...



It would be foolish to underestimate or alienate me, not to mention mark me as an enemy.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...wow......sad...

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was le long.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This must have been the world's biggest pain in the ass to put together.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This looks fucking awesome,

How do I join up?

Once they take over the world what exactly will they do?

OR HAVE THEY ALREADY TAKEN OVER

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Man I love symbolism, this almost made me jizz

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:51:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Effort

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stuart: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as "The Meadows".

Tony: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie: Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?

Stuart: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!



Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-11 16:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good show

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that would mean like metal is evil.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I PREFER THE OLDE FASHIONED WAY - A CATTLE PROD TO THE PROSTATE

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


effort.


Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Effort

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Run for your lives!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-11 15:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's worth a try.


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