OathMeal still wants a bite of your patty melt (755 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.78 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fclo002 (View user info) at 2007-01-11 23:36:36 EST
Folks, times have changed.
I've moved on to bigger and better things (bigger of course meaning smaller and better of course meaning more depraved and less meaningful).
But you know what? Method, Shlongy, JonnyX, Rad, Sicosemen (though it seems he's lost his penchant for shitstirring), Rob, Habeeb and probably a dozen others are still as (insert relative adjective here) as they ever were.
Me?
I've moved on to scotch. That's right, SCOTCH. And not the good shit, either. I'm talking 36-month aged crap that comes in the plastic jug with the $11.99 price tag (that's for a fifth, in case you were wondering). Marijuana is for dolts like axolotl and ETS.
And skoal is for toothless hillbillies.
Never forget who taught you your first lesson about crossing your T's when registering on this site. Never forget who had the gall to show you his penis even after picking a fight with an otherwise-respected female with ubercred.
I'm always here. Always watching and always wondering who'll be next to dive in for a pathetic blow like this one:
comment by Anonymous on 2007.01.10 at 05:28 PM (#)
you could always just kill yourself Mr. "nothing to lose".
(Thanks, George. Now kindly go get a life)
ilikesteak once told me: You + this site = bad.
I refused to listen.
I still refuse to listen.
Anyway, nice to see you all again. Please, carry on.
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanker
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-13 14:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucked your mother last night, Apollo.
It was nice except for her calling your name out all the time.
What's up with that?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-13 13:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
har har @ jonny's comment.
poor little bret - despised even online.
one can only imagine how shit his 'excel course for retards selling life' is.
it's like he's too dumb to work at community college so has to hawk shitty courses to 'executives'.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2007-01-13 13:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh boy. The token dumbass is back.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:10:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:52:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:42:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
someone call the WAAAHHHmbulance
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OMG
Nuuuuurrrrrr!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94686
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Ha...what a dipshit he is.
It's like, he tries so hard to be cool around here, and then when actually given an opportunity to do so, he fumbles it and spills his juicebox and wets his pants in front of everyone.
<sigh>
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are all your posts going to be about oathmeal?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yawn.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-12 15:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did tell you repeatedly.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And the point is?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bite me.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
huh?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can you fellate yourself with such a small dick?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
~OathMeal Approved~
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-12 10:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
[insert scathing insult]
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-12 10:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-12 10:28:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, all women have a bit of lesbian in them. I see no reason to deny it, or why it's a bad thing.
Where the fuck did I imply that lesbianism is a "bad thing"?
I'm extremely PRO-lesbianism. As long as I get to watch.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-12 10:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
funny, sicosemen -2'd me with this user a week or so ago. hhhmmmmm
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-12 10:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, all women have a bit of lesbian in them. I see no reason to deny it, or why it's a bad thing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry - who the fuck are you?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:51:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:31:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're like a really bad sitcom
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-12 09:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:03:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below.
Above.
To the side.
Everywhere but in this review.
Fuck off.
*********
As usual, it's hard to improve on a Shlongy review.
Submitted by Wicked (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for trying to be both sappy and use the word "penis" in the same sentence.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who wants to make a bet on how long it takes for bart to ban him?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-12 08:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below.
Above.
To the side.
Everywhere but in this review.
Fuck off.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-12 07:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just found out my brother's engaged. ON FACEBOOK. WTF?!?
But since I'm in a good mood, have a +2.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-12 05:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
[insert whatever I have said about this dipshit before here]
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:31:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're like a really bad sitcom
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet mother of god I hope this isn't true.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this guy got lessons off paint it black or what
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're like a really bad sitcom
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-12 04:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you started writing more and talking less shit you'd do better.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-12 03:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admit that I find the whole situation quite fun to watch. Welcome back Bret, If I may call you that, the recent alters have been boring.
I can now sit back and watch the internet personas throw shit at each other and laugh myself silly.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-12 03:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathetic, somewhat like you.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-12 01:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"What's the matter, steriods make you deaf?"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-01-12 01:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8553106494874575236&q=dick+in+a+box&hl=en
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-12 01:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-12 00:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oatesy rulezers