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Rating: 0.36 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-01-12 16:33:32 EST


swabbing in pants is what you are, all of you on under sight.

The tiny balled man Spongy who talks aimlessly of bivalves and augers with the Green Minted who has a hundred alders seem to live on this spite. Then others like the Herman Aphrodite Joni X and people named after meat and shit all join in and have a sincere jerk.

IT is appellate.

You have no lies you spend all your dime here.

I have a live outside under. In face I am thinking spuriously of hassling my lode Jaylena to marry me but that is for another past.

As for toady I would like to tire my hand at friction but I do not want to be launched at when you see my paste.

You should all move to Frantz you donating nut-packers!

And now a stole from your own Dam Joins. It is a real mind binder! And fist you if you lunge at my emission or mock my use of autonomic smell check.



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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-13 12:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And again.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-13 07:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-12 19:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-12 19:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

what the shit?

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-12 19:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50449

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-12 19:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Daniel Jaines.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-12 19:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

okay I understand you now. I was caught off guard.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43170

One of my favs.


Best Alter of all time.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:22:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

amy body not plus too in this peace of genie us is a tote all id lot.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I Can't get over how fabulous this is.

It's like a cross between Electro and Da Vinci.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

amy body not plus too in this peace of genie us is a tote all id lot.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Still binded.

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

People with autism shouldn't write stories. Go watch SpongeBob, buddy.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A feel-good romp for the whole family!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My mind is well and truly binded.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you're not black?
then why did you write this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47596

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-12 18:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ubmitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Daniel Jaynes and Fat Tony should have a love child - a nigger that hates itse




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am not a Negro you idot and I'm am sorry but you are a dick with tits as they say on the worldw ide wen so screw your opinon and remeber this important tip Jony so you dont get confufed

brassere = 2 cups and jokestrap = 1 cup

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:08:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

What can I say?

Shlongy rules Uber, Dannyboy.


Nice rating ya got goin' here, Cham
**********************
below me Slongey

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Daniel Jaynes and Fat Tony should have a love child - a nigger that hates itself, awesome!

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that you're not afraid to manipulate language.
This is what it should be about.


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was too well written.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What can I say?

Shlongy rules Uber, Dannyboy.


Nice rating ya got goin' here, Champ.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I LIKED THE PART WHERE ANDIE WORE THE DRESS SHE MADE TO THE PROM ANYWAYS AND ALL THE BOYS WERE LIKE "OH SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" AND THE ONE GUY, THE MEAN ONE, WITH THE FARRAH HAIR, WHO MADE FUN OF HER IN THE BEGINING, DIED OF AIDS. THAT WAS TEH AWESOME!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

pile a shite

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:36:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

i couldnt connect with the main character, and the setting you tried to portray wasn't very absorbing, you can tell this was a first draft.





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Quote, otter!


Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


"And fist you if you lunge at my emission or mock my use of autonomic smell check."




Reading this kinda shit fills my brain with lactic acid.


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i couldnt connect with the main character, and the setting you tried to portray wasn't very absorbing, you can tell this was a first draft.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-01-12 16:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Keep brain from freezing.

-- Homer Simpson
Simpson and Delilah


Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.

Homer: Well, thank you, honey.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment