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I\'n getting luckey tonite! (680 hits)

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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2007-01-14 21:11:07 EST


Just a quickie past here utter friends to tell you I am a happy man.
I love fishing it is the most realizing thing I can do to unwind my nerves. Now when I fish with my buddy Nobe he gets drunk and I just want to enjoy the piece.

Well I thing that my girl Jaylena the love of my lies is going fishing WITH ME!

No girls I ever knew wanted to fist they hate it but when I past by Jaylena at the composter not too long ago I saw she was raiding a web page on the web called HOW TO DEEP TROUT.

And I was exited and said, \"You sneaky little thing what are you scamming?

And she gave me that big bountiful smile and said, \"I nice treat for you tonite Danny and if I do it right it will last a lung time.:

Now night fishing can be even more relaxing even in the cold whether we are having but I tell you I am a LUMPY man!



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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-23 14:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-15 22:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No girls I ever knew wanted to fist they hate it but when I past by Jaylena at the composter not too long ago I saw she was raiding a web page on the web called HOW TO DEEP TROUT.
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Pure genius.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-15 13:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 05:33:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 01:17:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!
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you two are a pair of idiots

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-15 05:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-15 05:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-15 05:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

one pic for the archive !


Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 05:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 01:17:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-15 03:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 01:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-15 01:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-15 00:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

youre a nigger and that makes me happy

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-15 00:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahaha

Enjoy fisting your tanned girlfriend.

Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-15 00:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"No girls I ever knew wanted to fist, they hate it"

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-15 00:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

word manipulation is fun.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-14 23:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-14 22:16:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

I jus sneaked to the conputer to ask you guy if you have ever seen the actres Sane Lathan.
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The guy from the Producers?

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2007-01-14 22:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the love of your lies? Freud was right!

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-14 22:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I jus sneaked to the conputer to ask you guy if you have ever seen the actres Sane Lathan.

Jaylena and I are watching the ecellent movie Allen VS Pregator and that astress is so hot. Jaylena asked me do you think shes pretty and I said of corse not (In not stupid) but if I was alone I would be storking off that Sana is so dam cute.

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-14 22:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2




Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Everything you ever wanted to know about Zebra
User id: 29369
Registered on or around: 2006-11-25 13:34:37
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 146
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# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00


little bump for resisting the impulse to engage in the normal ubertard reaction to a negative rating.

still, you've done much better work than this

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

....nahhh....

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zero below me I m see that you have no done ANY posts.
All talk and no faction!


Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I liked some of your other stuff, but this was weak.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

love it!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


o-tay!


Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-14 21:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dam I mean to put a pivot od a fish there.

And why all these /// lanes in my thing?



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