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CC Remix - safe sex comic fall down go boom (1581 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.91 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-01-15 16:14:35 EST




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Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-27 20:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-27 20:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Arharhar

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"OMAHDAM!"

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Have a godly orgasm, obviously. He's allowed to.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder WWJD if, like me, Louis C.K. made him laugh nearly to the point of orgasm.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Love him like the sun...so awesome

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-16 04:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-15 22:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-15 20:19:09 (#)
Ranking: 1

I see that you've REALLY cut back on posting and reviewing since your semi-retirement speech a month ago.

In fact, I think you're here even MORE than before.

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I think it's time to get your bifocal prescription checked out, Brimley. Go back and read it again - "blocked at work." At work. As in, "still capable of operating at other times." Now, as it stands, the IT filters were lifted shortly thereafter...gone as quickly and inexplicably as they came...so here I am again. Like most people, I'm usually only here on the company dime.

Don't you worry - there'll come a time when I'm not here anymore. In the grand scheme of things, this will likely be sooner than later. You can celebrate then while you work down a bran muffin with a glass of prune juice, to afford your static bowels a moment of movement and peace. Just try not to shit yourself, ok? I'm sure it's awful when it runs out the leg of your pants.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-15 21:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-15 20:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Godface.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-15 20:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm quadraspazzed - I'd better not act standoffishly toward Captain Planet.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-15 20:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I see that you've REALLY cut back on posting and reviewing since your semi-retirement speech a month ago.

In fact, I think you're here even MORE than before.

This probably took two hours to produce.

Did you get fired or something or are you just totally addicted to this site...and totally out of your mind?

This wasn't horrible...maybe a little long.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Totally awesome - i only wish that you could have changed up the citations..y'know, make Jeremiah 13:6 into Baglicker 3:12.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I read the black chick bits like Foxy Brown from Drawn Together.


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish below

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I can snap my labia together like castanets." - Sacrilicious


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

6 pt Trebuchet, bold and italicized I believe.
5 pt on some of the bigger text parts.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what font is this you used?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOVE HIM LIKE THE SUN!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:36:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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How dare you.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:07:38 (#)
Ranking: 2


DEEEE- lightful.

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


DEEEE- lightful.


Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-01-15 17:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolutely.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine.

I shall tackle the topic of homosexuality. Do not expect it before tomorrow.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post to end my work day...

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good though

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't this the same as one of those things Bart had to pull from the website?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh step right on up, scourge. Play to pay, and a dollar takes the day.
Step right up, everyone a winner...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I couldn't decide which one to do and so have chosen not to choose.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Shits.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hell of a lot better than mine.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-15 16:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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