CC: Hooray for Homos! (778 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.91 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2007-01-15 17:59:32 EST
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-17 08:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:11:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
steroid-abusing internet-addict who works at Applebees below.
-----------------------
aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-16 14:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 00:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 23:05:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
am i missing something here or do you all just have no sense of humor whatsoever?
===
nope, I'm pretty sure you're right.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 23:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
am i missing something here or do you all just have no sense of humor whatsoever?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-15 21:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-15 19:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better than mine...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97693
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2007-01-15 19:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it was assumed that you were supposed to actually try to be funny in this contest, but i guess you didn't figure that part out.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamit i meant oathmal
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Foolproof not bad. If anything, you're a good guitarist.
Here's my video, take your best shots: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTvXbTkKS1w&mode=related&search=
anything I need to improve?
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eLAyCM5BhI
Your turn, Joe Satriani.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you can, go ahead.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i play the banjo?
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hearing axo play guitar would be on par with getting raped with a longsword.
A +4 longsword.
... of frost.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Foolproof break out the harp, me and Oathmeal will accompany you on guitar. We can hit some Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Blink 182 you know cool stuff. Not lame shit like fucking New Kids on the Block, fuck that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fine Ax. In fact, I demand that we do that.
If all the interested parties aren't involved, how can we possibly set aside our differences once and for all?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:20:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
lets all just settle down in here
we're all friends here, right?
i'll mediate the dispute.
Bret, you go first. Tell us why you harbor negative feelings towards Foolproof here. Then tell us one of his redeeming qualities.
---------------
Perhaps if we can revive Jgreening we can teleconference him in.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. 1876 Election, backroom deal with beardy Rutherford Hayes beating 50-year-old virgin Sam Tilden
2. Congress believed in State Suicide, and governed the South like territories, as opposed to Andrew Johnson (tool)
3. Grandfather clause, kept blacks from voting in the south with loophole
4. Solid South, means they voted Democrat for over 100 years 1860-1960
5. Sharecropping, exploitation of blacks
6. Electoral votes, method of American election, votes by state
7. Bill of Rights inserted 1791 to the constitution, 10 basic rights
8. 15th Amendment, says voting rights can't be infringed
9. Great Migration, of Africans up to northern cities
10. Dawes Act, land from tribes
11. Teller Amendment, says Cuba will not be taken over, somewhat followed
12. The Roosevelt Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine, says America can interfere in west hemisphere
13. Open Door policy in China, says there is free trade, endorsed by America
14. Turner thesis says there is no frontier left
15. Austrailian ballot, means there are secret votes
16. IWW, started by Eugene Debs, socialist organization
17. David Lloyd George, PM of Britain, one of the big four, during WWI
18. Laissez-faire capitalism, leaving everything be, objectivist
19. Sphere of influence, in China, different countries controlled different parts
20. Chain migration, people coming from one area
21. Nativism, white-american supremacist organization
22. Forty acres and a mule, rumor promised Christmas 1865 to blacks, never followed through
23. Sweat shops, American goods foreign labor poor pay
24. Jim Crow laws, oppression of blacks
25. Ku Klux Klan, white supremacist organization
26. Mahanism, means we have to have a good navy
27. Carpetbaggers, people who came south to exploit the south after the civil war
28. Irreconcilables were those who always opposed the league of nations
29. Self-determination of nations, one of 14 points, says nations should control their own fates
30. Sedition, is betrayal of your country
31. Eugene V. Debs, socialist leader of the united states
32. John D. Rockerfeller, huge rich oil baron
33. Insular cases, puerto rico guam territories
34. Missionary diplomacy, using missionaries to convert natives
35. Sino Japanese war late 1890s, china defeated
36. The Maine, battle ship sank in Havana
37. Barbed wire, fenced in cows, out west tamed the west, WWI weapon
38. Karl Marx, creator of communism
39. Influence of Sea Power on History, by Mahan, called for need of navy
40. Platt Amendment said we would not take over Philippines
41. Lusitania, ship sunk with Americans on it 1915
42. Zimmermann note said Mexico should invade America
43. Thomas Alva Edison, great inventor, light bulb, sound, moiton pictures
44. Harlem Renaissance, explosion of black culture
45. Tenure of Office Act, President can't remove without congress approval, Johnson
46. Pendleton Reform Act, had to take test to go against spoils system, 1880s
47. Granger laws, farmer reform
48. The Jungle, Upton Sinclair muckraker
49. Coxey's Army, unemployment march
50. The Big Four, David Lloyd George, Woody, Georges Clemenceau, Victorio Orlando
51. Welfare Capitalism,
52. Fourteen Points, Wilson's plan
53. Jane Addams
54. 1890 Census, many people in cities, carb
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets all just settle down in here
we're all friends here, right?
i'll mediate the dispute.
Bret, you go first. Tell us why you harbor negative feelings towards Foolproof here. Then tell us one of his redeeming qualities.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't flatter yourself, Axo.
Go play some Coheed and Cambria on that balsa wood guitar of yours, dipshit.
---------
Because my testicles haven't yet dropped, my voice is high enough to actually sing Sanchez's parts! Joy! I was thinking of having them permanently removed, could you come up to Jersey and do it for me <3<3<3
I have a pair of bolt cutters we could use. Afterwards we could have a slumber party, I'm getting wet just thinking about it.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't flatter yourself, Axo.
Go play some Coheed and Cambria on that balsa wood guitar of yours, dipshit.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...forgive me. Give him 3 seconds and you'll have another chance.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT FOOLPROOF GET OUT OF THE WAY OF MY BARBING INTERNET-INSULTS
CAN'T YOU REALIZE THAT THEY ARE SO STINGING THAT THEY CAUSED JGREENING TO COMMIT SUICIDE?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
steroid-abusing internet-addict who works at Applebees below.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See, I make a damn fine tribute post to you and you get all huffy.
Why? Why can't you just take the adoration as it is?
HOORAY FOR HOMOS!
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JONNY STOP MAKING FUBN OF ME
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus H.
Here's a +2.
Now you can rip out the page of your diary you started about how bad I make you feel.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dorkface?
Whoa, for a second I thought I travelled back in time to second grade...
...then I remembered Bret was speaking and it all made sense again.
Damn,son, you are one giant loser.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgive me, crumpler, for I have sinned against thee...
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong, dorkface.
I saw o-tron's post. This was just lame. Get over it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:04:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Bret.
Seems you've missed the train yet again!
-------
dont provoke him, lest he CRUMPLE you
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filename.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Bret.
Seems you've missed the train yet again!
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-15 18:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Great post!