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2007 uber directory submission (873 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 0.64 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-01-16 00:32:19 EST


thats me with a gingerbread monkey

you can tell its recent because gingerbread monkeys are new school, biatch.



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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to -2 all your posts because I think you are an annoying homosexual. Hopefully, if you ever come back here you'll see what I've done and be so mad that you kill yourself. Maybe you should have thought about what you were doing before you went and retal. -2'ed me like the internet tough guy you are.
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On a side note, your face makes me hate you. If you're ever in Sarasota, Florida, let me know and I will be glad to break your nose for you. I know people make with the tough talk all the time on the internet, but I promise you I would be more than happy to have you come visit so you can learn the valuable lesson that acting like a big shot on the internet is what pussies do. And you are a pussy.

Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-02-08 11:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 08:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-22 03:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy crap.

It's Latino bart.

El Barto.
=============

This made me bust a gut.

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bartinez?...Nahhhh, I think you look closer to being a "love child" of Elliot Gould.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy crap.

It's Latino bart.

El Barto.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-17 09:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:33:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have remained anonymous.
__________

Yeah. You're right, because there could be pictures of me out there in little tight denim cut offs, playing 'summer of 69' to about 19 people at the bumfuck idaho county fair.
===
LOLLABY!

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-17 09:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you're cute
hehe *snort*

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-17 09:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:33:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have remained anonymous.
__________

Yeah. You're right, because there could be pictures of me out there in little tight denim cut offs, playing 'summer of 69' to about 19 people at the bumfuck idaho county fair.

and I couldn't have that now."

fucking BURN

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-17 09:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:33:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have remained anonymous.
__________

Yeah. You're right, because there could be pictures of me out there in little tight denim cut offs, playing 'summer of 69' to about 19 people at the bumfuck idaho county fair.

and I couldn't have that now.
================================

OH SNAP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.








Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:33:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have remained anonymous.
__________

Yeah. You're right, because there could be pictures of me out there in little tight denim cut offs, playing 'summer of 69' to about 19 people at the bumfuck idaho county fair.

and I couldn't have that now.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:39:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck is a gingerbread monkey? is a biscuit? iceblock? childhood friend?
___________

The monkey is everyone's friends and he tastes like shortbread but with ginger.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i only have a black and white monitor and you look emo. okay well like a green and darker green/gray/black/grayscale one.

you miss your girlfriend. fag.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-17 05:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:47:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

you're every bit the emo fag i thought you'd be
______________

Yeah, emo. thats me alright, I mean apart from the fact that I'm smiling, I'm not wearing makeup or girls clothes, I have a normal haircut and sideburns and I'm 28 of course.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have remained anonymous.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is it just me or is there a slight hint of man boob?

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're every bit the emo fag i thought you'd be

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck is a gingerbread monkey? is a biscuit? iceblock? childhood friend?

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-16 18:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK, if all you had to eat was gingerbread monkeys you'd be a skinny prick too

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-01-16 17:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I mean DAMN DUDE, Honestly...how fucking tough is it to fill out a T-shirt like a God Damn man?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-16 14:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

where the green tights at robin?

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-16 04:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Monkey!!!! u get +2 for the rest of your life.

Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 04:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

faggio

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-16 03:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like your T-Shirt, the monkey you can keep.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-16 03:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 1

But WHY DO you look FAMILIAR to meeeeeee?
___________

Don't know I'm NJ born and bred but have travelled far and wide inculding Germany a million times, New Zealand, Australia, Croatia and Poland.

Plus I go to Texas a few times a year.

Other than that I stay at home way to often because the outside world scares me

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

tooth war!

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

But WHY DO you look FAMILIAR to meeeeeee?

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-01-16 02:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

cute the picture moves when oyouk lloook at it

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-16 01:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


MONKEEEEE



Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-16 00:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you can't eat all those gingerbread munkees

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-16 00:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 gingerbread monkey

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-16 00:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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