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Rating: 1.8 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2007-01-16 19:22:19 EST





Round 1










Poopnanny yeah i said it.JPG (318 kB)

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Send me the details for Volume 2 STAT!


Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Psh, thats nothing, that green m&m is one kinky bitch!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

an offer he can't refuse

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll shit on your face for free if you make a new Electro cartoon

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Stupid. But funny.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-18 13:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Proving that any graphic with a penis in it will get solid +2's.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-01-17 22:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hot fuckin shit!


excellent work!

Submitted by re-bell (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Truly you are the best writer on this site.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have I proven thyself to thine Lord?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Satan loves you, so very much...

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't it?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Titty sausage making is truly a lost art.


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm super serial.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In all seriousness, I am turned on by fisting. I am also turned on by little girls. Prepubescent girls. Don't call the cops.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet sweet fuck

now i'll fist your butt

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck making under way.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh dear.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

let's make fuck

Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

true

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I just got off the phone with God, she says this was hilarious and that you've broken all previous boundaries of humany decency. Nice One!


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Only on the Disney Channel...

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Eeeewwwww.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-17 09:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-17 07:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-17 07:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yup

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.nambla.org

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-17 00:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it bad if I masturbated to deees?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really like jizz bombing.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I mean....

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who wouldn't enjoy that?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Shlongy beats up kids and then fucks their moms in the butt.



Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

even her voice is hot. i want her voice sliding... er

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

....That's how she lost all feeling in her legs? And couldn't shit right for a week?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did I tell you kids about the time I bent that St. Pauli Girl chick over a keg?

Lessee, it was the fall of 79...spring was in the air and I had a pocket full of blow on me. I first saw her from across the bar- I think I was at an Octoberfest celebration, and she thought I had a boner. So I went up to her and...

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish Shlongy would stop whining and jizz in my butt. Then make my nipples bleed from sheer jealousy.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish Shlongy was this artistic.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She has a miraculous butt. And that esurance dude totally bangs her. In the butt. Or maybe those western cowboy robots do. Or maybe I just beat off a lot and shit chili.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

she's just so damn sexy in those fuckin' commercials. she has style and grace and untamed sex appeal. who would have thought a cartoon insurance commercial would ever give you a boner?


i fucked all the girls on ubersite.


except the fat ones.


ok, maybe a couple of them.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it."

i think finding sexual appeal in something the cyst master considers sexy is something you should even weirder about

but... i agree as well. she's hot

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I really shouldn't +2 this...


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Keep up the good work. Hitler and I look forward to your next progress report.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

our generals are making tremendous advancements in our army of porno watching.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more swollen cock.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:17:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN

===============================================

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it.

===============================================

Its those fucking EYES, man. Look at those things!
===============================================

That's what you would expect from a guy whose name was creepy

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pissing into goatse auto +2trillion



Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahah

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha, a weiner cold. Hahaha.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I TOO WANT MORE TO DO WITH THE ERIN THE PINK.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You fucking disgust me.

I love it.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Details girlfriend!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:18:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

When I was visiting Blacksburg a while back, I went by the Ben & Jerry's, walked straight up to the counter, and asked her if she had ever seen a guy walking in there shouting "Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!".

She said no.

So I got some Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream.

Mmmm. BenJerrylicious.

---------------------


When did you visit such a place?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is up for eating some shit?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That is easily the most horrible thing Ive seen all week

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the only better thing that happened to me today was I went to Popeyes to laugh at people less fortunate than me.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Fuck. Yeah.



Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN

===============================================

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it.

===============================================

Its those fucking EYES, man. Look at those things!

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I got my verification e-mail.
I had the best sex EVER today.
Then the Cyst Master posted.

I think I'll go get a lottery ticket now, I'm feeling really fucking lucky.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN

===============================================

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You da man!

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is everyone else paying attention? This = perfect ubersite post. =)



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


A most excellent and triumphant return.



Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't like you, but the gigantic penis made me laugh.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

y'know, they've updated the St. Pauli girl - she's like, nineteen now - check it out

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drip it.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

why not

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shit

+2+2+2+2+2+2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Does it make me a sick puppy if i both laughed AND opened this at work?


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