Women I Have Conquered (NSFW) (3335 hits)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2007-01-16 19:22:19 EST
Round 1
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Send me the details for Volume 2 STAT!
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Psh, thats nothing, that green m&m is one kinky bitch!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
an offer he can't refuse
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll shit on your face for free if you make a new Electro cartoon
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Stupid. But funny.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-18 13:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Proving that any graphic with a penis in it will get solid +2's.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-01-17 22:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hot fuckin shit!
excellent work!
Submitted by re-bell (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Truly you are the best writer on this site.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have I proven thyself to thine Lord?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Satan loves you, so very much...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Titty sausage making is truly a lost art.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm super serial.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In all seriousness, I am turned on by fisting. I am also turned on by little girls. Prepubescent girls. Don't call the cops.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet sweet fuck
now i'll fist your butt
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck making under way.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
let's make fuck
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got off the phone with God, she says this was hilarious and that you've broken all previous boundaries of humany decency. Nice One!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Only on the Disney Channel...
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eeeewwwww.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-17 09:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-17 07:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-17 07:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yup
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree! Same thing happened here: http://www.nambla.org
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-17 02:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-17 00:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad if I masturbated to deees?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like jizz bombing.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean....
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wouldn't enjoy that?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy beats up kids and then fucks their moms in the butt.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-16 23:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even her voice is hot. i want her voice sliding... er
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
....That's how she lost all feeling in her legs? And couldn't shit right for a week?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I tell you kids about the time I bent that St. Pauli Girl chick over a keg?
Lessee, it was the fall of 79...spring was in the air and I had a pocket full of blow on me. I first saw her from across the bar- I think I was at an Octoberfest celebration, and she thought I had a boner. So I went up to her and...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish Shlongy would stop whining and jizz in my butt. Then make my nipples bleed from sheer jealousy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish Shlongy was this artistic.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She has a miraculous butt. And that esurance dude totally bangs her. In the butt. Or maybe those western cowboy robots do. Or maybe I just beat off a lot and shit chili.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she's just so damn sexy in those fuckin' commercials. she has style and grace and untamed sex appeal. who would have thought a cartoon insurance commercial would ever give you a boner?
i fucked all the girls on ubersite.
except the fat ones.
ok, maybe a couple of them.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it."
i think finding sexual appeal in something the cyst master considers sexy is something you should even weirder about
but... i agree as well. she's hot
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really shouldn't +2 this...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep up the good work. Hitler and I look forward to your next progress report.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
our generals are making tremendous advancements in our army of porno watching.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
made me smile
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more swollen cock.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:17:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN
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i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it.
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Its those fucking EYES, man. Look at those things!
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That's what you would expect from a guy whose name was creepy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pissing into goatse auto +2trillion
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahah
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, a weiner cold. Hahaha.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I TOO WANT MORE TO DO WITH THE ERIN THE PINK.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-16 21:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucking disgust me.
I love it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Details girlfriend!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:18:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was visiting Blacksburg a while back, I went by the Ben & Jerry's, walked straight up to the counter, and asked her if she had ever seen a guy walking in there shouting "Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!".
She said no.
So I got some Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream.
Mmmm. BenJerrylicious.
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When did you visit such a place?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is up for eating some shit?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is easily the most horrible thing Ive seen all week
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the only better thing that happened to me today was I went to Popeyes to laugh at people less fortunate than me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. Yeah.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN
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i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it.
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Its those fucking EYES, man. Look at those things!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got my verification e-mail.
I had the best sex EVER today.
Then the Cyst Master posted.
I think I'll go get a lottery ticket now, I'm feeling really fucking lucky.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-16 20:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN
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i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that esurance chick was fucking sexy. i was starting to feel weird about it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You da man!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is everyone else paying attention? This = perfect ubersite post. =)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF MAN
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A most excellent and triumphant return.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like you, but the gigantic penis made me laugh.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
y'know, they've updated the St. Pauli girl - she's like, nineteen now - check it out
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drip it.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why not
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit
+2+2+2+2+2+2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does it make me a sick puppy if i both laughed AND opened this at work?