Alcoholism - A Year In Pictures. (Goodbye, old friend. I will miss you) (910 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.55 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Scott James Is Coming To Rob Your house (View user info) at 2007-01-18 19:21:59 EST
It's been a month since I took the pledge. I have fallen off the wagon once already and gotten myself barred from two bars in one night. I may have also made a racial slur.
Been drier than a nun's crotch since then. But now and again people send me pictures of me when I was loaded. I have no idea when these were taken except that it was last year sometime.
Christ, having read some of the email receipts I don't even know half the people who sent me these photos.
Good times.
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a shaved rat made out of wax. Please go back to drinking until your liver resembles a piece of granite, you get jaundiced, and die.
- Love,
Kaelic
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:39:08 EST (#)
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I just love the yellow teeth on that ugly blonde broad in picture 4A.
Dipshit alky's should be drawn and quartered.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:02:11 EST (#)
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Maltese, you know what to do.
(it's shut the fuck up.)
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:46:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:46:00 (#)
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You look a lot like Bruce Campbell in these pictures.
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AJ, I think I love you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:46:00 EST (#)
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You look a lot like Bruce Campbell in these pictures.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:08:06 EST (#)
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An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys.
"There's just one problem" she says. "Because they were all born at the same time we got the tags mixed up and we don't know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.
Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definietly my baby" he says confidently.
"Um, excuse me" says the West Indian "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son"
The Englishman pulls him aside and says "I see where you're coming from mate but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk"
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:06:12 EST (#)
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You're awfully shiney.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:02:38 EST (#)
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"mostly" because i don't count my other descendants as much because they were filthy.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:00:49 EST (#)
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Good luck with AA chap. I don't look through my old photos beacuse I'm not ready to admit I have a problem yet.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:46:54 EST (#)
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'Mostly Welsh'?
WTF?
Baaaa!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:38:04 EST (#)
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I'M mostly Welsh and i'm better looking than jesus, so fuck off, ya cunt!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:25:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-18 21:02:45 (#)
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"Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-18 20:56:26 (#)
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the welsh are ugly"
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jamie, you're a cunt and I love you.
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Are you welsh??
BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Baaaa, Only gay in the village, Leeks, Boyo, etc etc.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:13:10 EST (#)
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http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/1019_002.jpg
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:57:45 EST (#)
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Reminds me of my college days, when life was young, simple, and single...
...good luck with AA, man.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:16:03 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:15:55 EST (#)
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Jesus, that woman's teeth made me feel ill.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-19 04:58:39 EST (#)
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Who is Maltese............ is he a cock?
The Survey says........
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-19 03:20:28 EST (#)
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Alcohol is my friend.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-18 21:02:45 EST (#)
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"Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-18 20:56:26 (#)
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the welsh are ugly"
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jamie, you're a cunt and I love you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-18 20:56:26 EST (#)
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the welsh are ugly
p.s
shut the fuck up, maltese
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-18 20:35:20 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-18 20:14:35 EST (#)
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Maltese is a fucking retard.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:59:41 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
And making a racial slur isn't the end of the world.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:51:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:50:19 (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:34:29 (#)
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That wasn't me, moron.
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Oh. Nevermind then.
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He's lying! IT'S A TRAP!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:50:49 EST (#)
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Lollersauce. You fucking drunk.
You're SO comical.
FUCK YOU!!!
*shits all over the page*
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:50:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:34:29 (#)
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That wasn't me, moron.
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Oh. Nevermind then.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:49:39 EST (#)
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It's karma, you whore. The ghost of Kurt Cobain made you a drunkard because of your anally retarded Nirvana-hating post.
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Yeah. You need to fuck right off. Oh and it's not the alcohol that makes you an idiot...it's all natural.
P.S. This sucked harder than your Aunt and Mom. Your mom gives a great trombone....
You know the trombone right? That's when your Aunt blows me and your Mom is giving me a rim-job..
Bluuuuuurrrp...(*******Trombone slide sound*********)
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:34:29 EST (#)
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That wasn't me, moron.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-18 19:30:53 EST (#)
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It's karma, you whore. The ghost of Kurt Cobain made you a drunkard because of your anally retarded Nirvana-hating post.
-2DIESAUCE